Happy New Year greetings are funny.

New Year greetings are very interesting.

1. Sorry, my dear friend. I wanted to send you a long and sensational holiday blessing, but I tossed and turned, racking my brains and couldn't sleep all night ... I still think my blessing to you can't be expressed in words. That's enough. Christmas is too late. Please treat me to dinner on New Year's Day. Let me tell you something!

2. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, an unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: Gu is dead, the team's Apu, well, hey!

3. I have been afraid to say anything to you, but if I don't say it again during the Spring Festival, I won't have a chance: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, you can't watch it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

4. Life is busy, and the days are ups and downs. Give yourself a healthy and happy psychological hint and live happily every day. It's true that life is dull! Happy new year!

5. Snow falls from the sky and falls to the ground! Flowers bloom in summer! Love, handed down from generation to generation, comes from instinct! Love, get along day and night, love will grow with time! You, know your destiny, make it permanent! I wish you a happy New Year!

6. The cutest short message of the year: the recipient will never be fired, the reader's career will be successful, the stored message will be in sweet love, the deleted message will be lucky again and again, and the forwarded message will have a skyrocketing salary!

7. Don't talk, take medicine, cut down trees, rain, hit people, prick needles, give love or send text messages. Wish I don't want him or her, just give you New Year's music.

8. Legend: The blessings received a few days before New Year's Day will all come true in the next year, so I will send you my blessing quickly: I wish you a bright future, rich wealth, sweet love and happy life.

9. Friend, you must be happy this "Round Egg Festival" because I warned "Round Egg". If it dares to upset you, I will turn it into a "shoulder pole" for you to pick things.

10. If you don't accept gifts for the New Year this year, you can give them to me if you want. I don't mind ten dollars and eight dollars. Life is really hard. I can send text messages at any time. Happy new year!