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The reasons for the formation of sissy

The difference between a pure man and a sissy

Step 1. Pure man, take your own stairs and let others squeeze into the escalator.

Tip 2. Don’t go out with an umbrella on rainy days. This will not only show your personality that you are not afraid of wind and rain, but also give you the opportunity to borrow an umbrella from beautiful women.

Tip 3. Wait at the outdoor bus stop at dusk. Remember to stand against the light and let the light emanate from your body. Your glorious silhouette at this moment will be unforgettable for a long time.

Tip 4. Don’t pull on the handrails when riding in the car. This is an excellent opportunity for gentlemen to practice their balance. No matter how the car shakes, just think of it as mini surfing.

Tip 5. When answering your phone on the road, remember to switch to the pure man mode. Each sentence should generally not exceed two words:

"Yes" "Okay" "Okay" "OK" " "goodbye".

Tip 6. The lower the voice, the more mature and calm a man can be. The effect is especially obvious when answering the phone in public.

Tip 7. When you receive a harassing phone call, greet the other person warmly in English. While repelling the intruder, you can practice your spoken English that you have not used for a long time.

Tip 8. Yawning and stretching will affect your image of a pure man. If you have to do it, then do twenty breast expansion exercises for yourself after stretching.

Tip 9. The car is broken down. Regardless of whether it can be repaired or not, remember to open the hood as the first step. No matter what, a professional attitude is always required.

Tip 10. Remember the ‘Three Seconds Slow Rule’ during meetings. Before expressing an opinion, lower your head and think for three seconds before speaking. This way everyone will prick up their ears and listen to the results of your careful consideration.

Tip 11. Pure men rush to the front in everything, except for two things, one is when queuing to get on the bus, and the other is when queuing to get off.

Tip 12. When thinking, even if there is no beard, stroke it repeatedly: you may not be able to find ideas because of this, but others will think you can do it.

Tip 13. When folding your hands in front of your chest, try pressing your hands behind your arms. This will make your arm muscles more visible and your strength must always be used in the right place.

Tip 14. When taking pictures, try to clench your teeth so that your lines are more resolute and your contours are more masculine. Be careful not to break your teeth.

Tip 15. Choose Valentine’s Day to propose to your lover, so that two important festivals can be celebrated on the same day in the future. This is called energy efficiency.