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What changes do men have in their mentality before and after marriage?
After the man gets married: Every morning when he goes to work, the woman sends a text message on time: Have you arrived yet? Honey, work hard. . .
Before a man gets married: Every day after lunch, a woman receives a message on time: Send me a message after dinner, baby, and then I'll call you. . .
After the man gets married: After eating at noon every day, the woman sends a text message on time: Husband, call me when I'm finished. . .
Before a man gets married: When walking at noon every day, a woman will receive a phone call from her husband from time to time to be caring and attentive. . .
After a man gets married: When walking at noon every day, a woman will regularly receive a message from her husband: I have something to do, so I won't call. . .
Before a man gets married: In the afternoon, a woman always receives a text message: Baby, what do you want to eat tonight?
After a man gets married: In the afternoon, a woman always receives a short message: Does anyone cook at home at night?
Before a man gets married: (continued) If a woman replies: Don't eat out, I will. The man must go back: baby, don't do this. Let's go out for dinner. . .
After the man gets married: (continued) If the woman replies: No one cooks at home, let's go out to eat. Men are allowed to go back: I'll buy food and you cook it at home. . .
Before a man gets married: Every night after work, a woman receives a message on time: Are you off work? Baby, be careful on the road. . .
After a man gets married: Every night after work, a woman sends a text message on time: Are you off work? Honey, be safe on the road. . .
Before a man gets married: a man's friends call it a dinner party, and the message a woman gets is always: Come on, baby! Come on! Let's go to dinner together!
After a man gets married: a man's friends call it a dinner party, and a woman always receives the message: Wife, are you still coming?
Before a man gets married: have dinner with friends. No matter how bad the situation is, a man can always finish it before 10 and return to his residence smoothly. . .
After a man gets married: have dinner with friends. Even in the best case, a man can send a message to a woman at 8: 00 to tell her that he can't go home today. . .
Before a man gets married: a man's kiss and face buzz like mosquitoes. . Keep tracking women's faces. . A man's kiss seemed so worthless at that time. . .
After a man gets married: a man's kiss and face are buzzing like mosquitoes. . Keep avoiding women's faces. . A woman's kiss is so worthless at this time. . .
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