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What kind of short message will your girlfriend feel happy after reading it?

A short message to amuse your girlfriend:

1, if you ignore me again, I will rush to your house!

2. Girl, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will go back to God.

4. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

8. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

9. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

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