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You are the strongest magnet in the world.

You are the strongest magnet in the world.

You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you all my life.

Without the sun, the moon can't figure out its own orbit; Without colorful colors, the world is only gray; Without rain, the ocean will surely dry up; Without you, I would be bored.

Today, you said that dusk came. You have already missed the rainy season and flowering period, and you can't miss it any more. This will be a lifelong memory! Dear, you said you would come at dusk, and I would rather wait for you from dawn.

Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky, life can also be a poem, singing all the way in the Pentium. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If so, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

The angel wants to give the dolphin a kiss, but the dolphin's home lives so deep; The dolphin wants to give the angel a hug, but the angel's home lives so high. However, no matter how high the sky is and how deep the sea is, I can give you a kiss and hug every day!

In the quiet night, thinking of you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

Miss you in every starry night! Miss you at every happy moment! I hope you miss you all the time! Love you every second between breaths!

People will meet three people in their life, one is the one who loves you the most, the other is the one you love the most, and the other is the one who will accompany you all your life. I hope all three people are me.

I am like the chocolate you sent me, melting in your mouth. Maybe love is as simple as that, a look and an action, but at that moment, the air is really full of love.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

When God creates a person, he must also create a person who loves him faithfully. So, if you are created by God, then I am the one who loves you faithfully.

There is a legend in Ireland: If two lovers leave each other, a star in the sky will go out. I hope that the star that belongs to us will never die and shine forever.

In my feeling, you are like an iceberg and I am a small match. But no matter how small my flame is. I will melt you ...

We are not the bravest, but the most affectionate; We are not the luckiest, but the most tenacious; We are not the best, but the most exquisite! Poetic leaves have withered, and the branches of our dreams are still tall and straight.

Women like sweet talk.

Women like sweet talk.

1. If my youth doesn't have the fragrance of your flowers, then the happy sky will be covered with dark clouds forever. If I hadn't loved bravely, my love for you wouldn't be so surging and lingering as it is now. My love, thank you for accompanying me through my regretless youth.

2. I had the opportunity to send a text message to greet you, and my mobile phone was in arrears. I'll regret it when I have the expenses. If God can give me another chance, I won't let my mobile phone be in arrears. If I have to prove it to you, I'll give you ten thousand dollars!

Baby, has the shelf life of our love story passed? Present new goods: my 1000 kisses and my fantasy that one day we will sit on the sofa together, sipping bitter coffee, watching fission love and enjoying a beautiful marriage. Is that wonderful? Baby, I wish you happiness!

4, winter is coming, give you three treasures: a "quilt", "quilt" I love "quilt" I love; A "dress", what you want, "depends on" you; An opponent "sets" and firmly "sets" your heart. Honey, it's cold, you need to add clothes!

5, baby! You know I'm not a romantic. I just want to tell you that we can be "soul mates, silent, two of a kind, feel at home, love each other, hit it off, and be deeply attached to each other". This is our true love!

6. If there is an afterlife, I would like to turn into a gust of wind, walk beside you, stay with you, always feel your happiness and sadness, be considerate of your tiny moments, greet you with the gentlest greetings, let you relax with the most intimate care, and finally, be brought into your body, flow into your heart and stay with you forever.

7. It is late at night, and the feelings are more real and the meaning is more sincere. If you care, just send a message: I know you are working overtime again. Don't think that it is enough for men to make money. My good man, your health is the wealth and happiness I want. Go to bed early and have a good dream.

8. Tired birds return to their nests and fallen leaves return to their roots. I always feel that it is best to go home, and it is the hottest on my own kang. Wife, you are the most considerate. Seeing you warms my heart. The food is ready to drink and the candles are lit. Let's do something romantic.

9. The weather is very cold. I really want to run to warm your little hand and watch the steaming coffee. I really want to share it with you. Love is so worrying. Dear, send you a warm hug, remember to add clothes to keep warm.

10, I fell in love with someone at first sight at the seaside, two of a kind held hands, and romance in the Three Realms began to appear. All corners of the country follow you, and the six divisions of the wheel of karma accompany me. The feelings of seven old people and eighty old people are still the same, and they will never leave. Dear, I really want to grow old with you and love you all my life!

1 1, fate, let me meet you; Fate makes me like you; I can't help falling in love with you, and I have to miss you, so I must love you with my heart and stay with you all my life.

12, I don't know when you walked into my heart; I don't know when my world can't live without you; If one day you really walk into my heart, you will see your mark everywhere!

13, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the happy message lingers; The mountain is high, the water is far away, and gentle greetings are sent to the side; Clouds are gentle, the wind is slow, and there is no emotion in a day; Full heart, full wish, send care and warmth. Dear, keep warm when it's cold, and go home for dinner early if you have nothing to do.

14, falling in love is a kind of happiness, missing is a kind of sweetness, embracing is a true feeling, connecting is a pair of sincerity, accompanying is a promise, and staying together is the true love of life. I will accompany you all the way, I will accompany you all my life!

15, night, bright moon, miss you, the light is on, miss you lovely; Letters, words, sent to you, to be honest, I hope you know that there is another one I have been thinking about you on such a night.

16, there is a kind of care, not sweet words, but warm people's hearts. There is a yearning, not inseparable, but desirable. There is an agreement, not a pledge of eternal love, but to be together forever. There was once a woman who didn't love her country, but let me fall. That is you, the only attachment in my life.

17, in order to thank you for telling me so much today, I typed this short message with my last energy before going to bed: Good night, dear, it will cool down tomorrow, and don't forget to dress as a bear before going to work.

18, you are fire, I am firewood, and I am crazy when I meet you; You are the blue sky, I am a bird, and we are inseparable. You are a cup, I am a tea, and your company is perfect!

19, I still miss seeing you every day. The phone keeps calling, and the text message sees you again. I just want to say that I miss it. Sleep at night, don't throw away the quilt, and the moon sends love. Good night, baby!

20. You always say that when you think of my stupidity, you will laugh, forget all your troubles and worries, croak with joy, dance with excitement and raise your mouth slightly. I didn't expect my stupidity to be beneficial, so baby, every day I am with you, you must be happy, happy and sweet!

2 1, your smile, I collect with tenderness, your liveliness, I remember with warmth, your happiness, your happiness, I spread with faith, your life, I set off with life, with you by my side, happiness is not far away.

22. Have you slept? I don't know. Why are you still up? I know. I'm waiting for my call and text message. Are you scolding me? Show off in an ostentatious manner. Without my phone message, you will definitely lose sleep. Haha, laughing ... did you bend over with laughter when you read the text message? I achieved my goal, dear, and fell asleep with a smile.

23. Dreaming of your night, enjoying sweet sleep, missing your moment, enjoying affectionate sweetness, thinking of your smiling face, happiness overflowing your eyes, companionship or separation, greetings or wishes, all of which accumulate silently in my heart, and the occasional excitement makes my feelings difficult to recover. Dear, I wish you happiness forever.

24. Pay attention to nutrition when eating, and keep warm when dressing. Drink moderately for entertainment, and don't stay up late surfing the Internet. I really don't want to ramble, thinking of you is impetuous. I had a grudge against you in my last life, but I am like an enemy in this life. Please call me back when you get this message, or we won't stop.

25, in order to better protect you, legislation is divided into three chapters today: First, angry, I make sandbags; Second, shopping for clothes, I make wallets; Third, go to the party and I'll be a bodyguard. Hee hee, do you agree

26, fall in love with you, happiness, happiness, sadness, sadness, affection; Marry you, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, delicious. Dear, don't be too tired at work, we will always live a sweet life!

27. Weave love stories for you with sincerity, write love for you with sincerity, interpret love for you with true love, create love for you with sincerity, and send you blessings with heart: May you be happy every moment and every minute.

Dear, I know you don't have Faye Wong's beautiful voice, Liu Yifei's beautiful face and Lin Weiyin's amazing talent, but I want to tell you that I love you without any impurities or utility, because I love you so much, so you must be happy!

29. Give you 50 million yuan every day, be happy, happy, healthy, care and miss you. There are 50 million dollars a day, so you don't have to buy lottery tickets. My darling, it's getting cold, so Qian Qian must pay more attention to keep warm.

30. Beauty, when you wake up tomorrow, you will find that you are surrounded by flowers and stars, and you don't want expensive watches, and gold is chasing you. Haha, little fool, you are dreaming. Take care of yourself, miss you and love you!

3 1. Because of you, I often pick up my mobile phone. Because of you, I have to walk to the fixed mobile payment station every day. I will take care of myself in winter. Honey, it's cold. Pay attention to your health!

32. You said: The tree is there, the mountain is there, the land is there, the years are there, and I am here. How can we have a better world? I said: You are here, I am here, love is there, sunshine is there, and spring is there. How can I create a better world? Dear, take care of yourself, you and I are together, create beautiful things, and make our life sunny and colorful every day!

33. Without you, I am struggling in loneliness. When waiting for you, I will count from one to ten thousand, and from ten thousand to one, and I will secretly be afraid that others will call me an idiot. I have made up my mind that I will accompany you every day in the future, and I will "lock" you in my "sterile cabinet" so that all colds and runny noses will be scared away. Trust me, that's right.

Dear, a thousand words can't express my love. Let blessings become a drop of life. I will write love songs with my heart and decorate my memories with my family. Love you, I will use my whole life to interpret it. It's cold, remember to protect yourself and put on more clothes!

35. The days with you are no longer lonely, but there are countless joys. Because of your existence, the future road is very difficult for us, but as long as we work together, nothing can stop us, dear, I love you!

Disgusting love words that women like to hear: These love words teach you how to pick up girls.

Tell your girlfriend disgusting love words that women like to hear.

Love words that women love to hear: 1. Send your beloved home, no matter where you go.

Love words that women like to hear: 2. The sea is neither dry nor rotten, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change them all together.

Love words that women like to hear: 3. It was not until the smell of love quietly left that I suddenly realized. It turns out that it has reached my heart.

Love words that women love to hear: 4. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you.

Love words that women love to hear: 5. Believe is the most beautiful agreement of love. The sweetness of missing makes love concentrated, anytime, anywhere.

Love words that women love to hear: 6. Love is a time-limited commodity. Don't ask me why I always change lovers. I just want to find the right lover.

Love words that women love to hear: 7. If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?

Love words that women love to hear: 8. When the relationship is broken, it is broken. I would rather remember its most beautiful appearance than look at that broken place all my life after it is repaired.

Love words that women love to hear: 9. There are many coincidences in life, and even two parallel lines sometimes blend.

Love words that women like to hear: 10. Family is blood, love is air. As long as the summer in my heart is still there, love will stay in my heart.

Love words that women like to hear: 1 1. I am a chessboard, you are a chess piece, and together we are a chess game that can never be played.

Love words that women like to hear: 12. No matter the rain or the sun, as long as the rainbow in my heart is still there, life will become warm and surging.

Love words that women like to hear: 13. No matter you walk through Qian Shan day and night, I firmly believe that you will never leave Yuan Ye in my heart.

Love words that women like to hear: 14. Coffee has no sugar, and its original taste is the faint bitterness.

Love words that women like to hear: 15. Although love will fade, just like old photos, I know that you will always be beautiful in my heart.

Love words that women like to hear: 16. If the weight of feelings can also be measured, then I will be more popular!

Love words that women like to hear: 17. Love is reserved for those who know how to love themselves. This is not a one-way street. How much you love, how much you have to pay.

Love words that women like to hear: 18. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears are spinning, but you can still smile.

Love words that women like to hear: 19. I only have a glass of love wine. Since I gave it to others, how can I have the heart to lie to you again?

Love words that women love to hear: 20. Love, don't be a prisoner. Don't ban my freedom for comfort.

Love words that women love to hear: 2 1. It turns out that suffering for the people you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness.

Love words that women love to hear: 22. To love someone is to keep pouring hot water into his cup on a cold night.

Sweet words that women like to hear.

Sweet words that women like to hear.

1. "You have brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life." Both men and women broke up peacefully, the man said calmly and surely.

2. "Nothing special, just want to hear your voice." A man makes a phone call when a woman is unexpected and whispers.

3. "You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart." The man combed his girlfriend's hair and said. This sentence applies to any time, any environment and any object, and it will surely succeed. )

Give me some time, and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a place. "A married man said firmly to his mistress.

5. "I'll wait for you to come back." At the airport, my boyfriend hugged his girlfriend who was going to study abroad and then kissed her on the forehead.

6. "Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life." The man said affectionately.

7. "I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays." A man and his beloved woman are whispering in bed.

8. "You are my first and last love." The boy said to his first love innocently and romantically.

9. "The person who can marry you must be very happy." On the first date, the man implicitly said to the girl who had a crush for a long time.

10. "You are my last woman." Love prodigal or playboy said softly.

11."XXX (a man's name) came to this world to know XXX (a woman's name)." The man wrote the above words on the back of the photo with the woman.

12. "As long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important." The man said stupidly with his married girlfriend in his arms.

13. "It makes sense to do things that are irrelevant to me." The man suggested that the woman keep the movie tickets she watched together as a souvenir.

14. "I am willing to marry you." Loverboy said glibly to the ignorant girl.

15. "You are drunk! I am drunk. " After drinking two mouthfuls of wine, the woman's face was red and her cheeks were red, so the man seized the opportunity to tell her gently.