Inspirational humor jokes

Inspirational humor jokes. In real life, we can watch more inspirational humorous jokes, which can adjust our lives and make us happier. I collected and sorted out the relevant materials of inspirational humorous jokes for everyone. Let's have a look.

Inspirational humor jokes 1

1, you eat, or don't eat snacks, the big face is there, not sad or happy; Whether you drink coke or not, your waistline is there, whether you come or not; You run, or you don't run, the weight is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; You lose weight, or you don't lose weight, the meat is on you, don't give up; Come to the fat man's arms, or let the fat man live in other people's hearts, silently want to eat, hold back, struggle, tears collapse!

2. I like drinking, and you like drinking milk; I like smoking, and you like convulsions; I like making money, and you like spending money; I like watching jokes, and you like joking; Never mind our relationship, just send the message to the right person.

3. Recent entertainment programs; Through the drama "Lack of money step by step" and "New Words of Money Institute"; Palace drama "Beauty Money Plan"; Songs "You are poisonous", "You are malicious" and "Come back, my money"; Entertainment "If You Are the One" and "Let's share the money".

4. hey! I heard that someone is looking for you, saying that all your wishes will come true. His name is God, his nickname is Jesus, his English name is God, his French name is Happiness, his nickname is Health, and his common name is Happiness.

One day after school, a boy followed me all the way and pestered me. When I got home, I saw the man still standing not far from the door, so I volunteered to blow him away. My brother went out and shouted, but he didn't have any eyes. He has a crush on my sister!

6. Is anyone there? I am a courier who specializes in sending SMS blessings. Please sign for this unique message, don't underestimate it. It is full of blessings from the sender. I wish you peace and happiness all your life. The future is bright and the career is thriving; Of course, sweet love and good luck will always take care of you. What are you dawdling about Sign it for me quickly!

7. The weather is very cold. I'll give you a hot pot with happiness as the base and happiness as the seasoning. I'll add happy meatballs, lucky vermicelli, auspicious shrimp dumplings and wishful kelp and stew them quietly. I wish you good health and delicious food!

8. The aroma and warmth of sesame sauce are not as good as my blessing; Sanjiu Weitai is as close as a friend, not as warm as my short message. I wish you a good mood every day!

Xiao Ming asked his father for fifty cents. His father asked him what he was doing and bought a triangle! His father said, "You almost got another twenty cents!"

10, the new marriage law came out, and I want to be a man in my next life! Because there is no big aunt; No need to have children; No need to wear a bra in summer; You can go shirtless; Men and women take it all; You can pee anywhere; More importantly, there is a house after divorce.

Inspirational humor joke 2 1, live a carefree life with a casual attitude.

2, the difference between genius and genius, what kind of genius can be, genius can actually be. ....

Is it warm winter or cold winter? Experts say that the assessment can only be made after the end of winter.

The most handsome person in the world is her big aunt. She can come whenever she wants, and she won't come if she doesn't want to. She won't come to you, she'll be bored to death. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it, listen to your period and be a good girl.

The people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

6. Make Yuan Yueru as happy as Yuan.

7. The so-called affair means having bread and love and wanting cake.

8. People can start from scratch, but not unarmed!

9. Individuals are afraid of loneliness and betrayal.

10, it's not terrible to die. What's terrible is that you want to die and dare not.

Inspirational humorous joke short story 1, resign

A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! " B suggested: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge! ! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. " A asked, why? B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. " A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers. When we meet again, B asks A, now is the right time. Jump up and act quickly! A smiled indifferently. The boss and I talked for a long time and planned to promote me to assistant general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.

2. camel

The little camel in the zoo asked his mother, "Mom, why are our eyelashes so long?" Mother camel said, "When a sandstorm comes, long eyelashes can make us all see clearly in the storm." The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our backs so camel and ugly!" " "Mother camel said," This is called hump. It can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can endure water and food conditions in the desert for more than ten days. The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" "Mother camel said," This can prevent our heavy bodies from sinking into soft sand and facilitate long-distance travel. "The little camel was overjoyed." Wow, we are really useful! ! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and don't go hiking in the desert? "

I was born useful, but no one uses it now. Good mentality+successful teaching materials+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, and the key is to find a stage where they can give full play to their potential.

My son wants to take a bus.

A pupil complained about his father, "You ride a broken bike to send me to school every day, but the teacher never looks at me and my classmates look down on me." . I don't care, I'm going to school by bus tomorrow! "

Dad was very worried. He thought for a long time, remembered a trick, and asked the leader for instructions if he had difficulties! Although the father of primary school students is timid, the unit is awesome, and the leaders often show their faces on TV.

So he told the leader that it was difficult, and finally asked, "I want to borrow my company's car for one day and ask your driver to take my son to school tomorrow."

The leader thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll tell you what. You can keep your bike and we'll change it tomorrow. "

The next morning, the leading driver really drove the new car. The pupils exclaimed, "Wow, what an advanced car!" Cheering, I got on the bus and saw a skylight, begging the driver to open it. Others are short and short, so they can only show their eyes. When they saw their classmates, they waved wildly to others.

There are still 50 meters from the school, so the car can't move. There are people half a block ahead. The student's father was surprised. It's not so congested outside the school gate. He said to the driver, "Just send it here."

The father and son were jostling in the crowd, and only at the school gate did they know why today was so unusual-I saw my father's leader pushing a bicycle to send his grandson to school. The leaders kept shaking hands with the people all the way. In order to protect the safety of the leaders, traffic police were added on both sides of the road to maintain order, and the cars behind slowed down. No wonder it was blocked!

Pupils followed in silence until the leader sent his grandson to the campus and waved away. The pupil said to his father, "Dad, you don't have to be embarrassed in the future. I didn't know until today that there is no face, not what car the butt is sitting on, but what seat the butt is sitting on. I will study hard and not let my son and your grandson suffer. "

4. The magic weapon of free food

After work at noon, I was about to go to the canteen to eat. My colleague Xiaozhai stopped me and said with a smile that he would invite me to eat seafood. My heart says that the miser's village has made a fortune, otherwise how can I treat people?

Out of the door of our unit, less than 200 meters west, we came to a seafood restaurant. I went in and found a bright seat. Xiaozhai called the waiter and ordered several seafood in one breath, steamed abalone with garlic, white shark's fin, crab-yellow bird's nest ... I couldn't help but open my mouth in surprise. Xiaozhai, is this guy crazy? How can I choose a more expensive point? This table is estimated to be five or six hundred!

"hey!" Xiao Zhai smiled and said, "All the dishes are served. Brother Hao, let's eat! " I smiled, raised my chopsticks, stared at Xiaozhai and said, "Really, I have no money." After that, Xiaozhai and I couldn't start.

After a hearty meal, I saw a drunken little Zhai, secretly looking around, reaching into his trouser pocket, taking out something and quickly putting it in the leftovers tray. I stare big eyes, a closer look, turned out to be a two-inch long hair!

I saw Xiaozhai "bang" on the table and shouted: "Waiter, call your boss!" Soon, the gentle boss came over and said with a big smile, "What can I do for you, sir?" "What do you need? ! What do you think this is? ! "Little Zhai pulled out a disgusting hair from the plate. "Say, is this meal free or let me go to the health supervision office to complain!"

I thought the boss would apologize soon, but I didn't expect him to sneer and shout "cook!" in the direction of the kitchen. Come out! "As soon as his voice fell, he saw three or four chefs coming out quickly and asked," Boss, what's the matter? " "Give me all the hats off! If you want to play this hand with me, you are still young! " When the shopkeeper finished, his face showed pride.

When the chefs took off their top hats, Xiaozhai and I were dumbfounded. The strong had their own hands. These chefs are all bald!

5. Smart boy

There is a little boy. One day, his mother took him to the grocery store to buy things. When the boss saw the lovely child, he opened a can of candy and let the little boy take a handful of candy by himself. But the boy did nothing. After several invitations, the boss personally grabbed a handful of sugar and put it in his pocket. When I got home, my mother asked the little boy curiously, why don't I grab the candy myself and let the boss do it? The little boy answered wonderfully, "Because my hands are smaller! Moreover, the boss has bigger hands, and he must take a lot more than me!

This is a clever boy. He knows his own limitations. More importantly, he also knows that others are better than himself. Learn to rely on others at the right time, not just on your own. This is modesty and cleverness.

6. spoon

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away.

As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "

"I mean, where is the spoon?"

Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.