Funny New Year greeting jokes

1, Spring Festival, Happy New Year; Send you a glass of wine, wish you good luck; Send you an auspicious picture, and everyone will praise you for your happy life; Send you a red lantern, and everything will be fine; Happy New Year in advance!

I wish you a happy new year. Holding my stomach, runny nose, smiling at the sky, drinking water and thinking that I am happier, I will be happy. I must be happy, healthy and happy at this time!

When the rooster sings at dawn, the birds sing the New Year in unison. Inform the New Year that it is coming, and draft a new New Year's plan. Plan a new starting point and a new direction, earn money to support the family and set sail early. Actively take the road of happiness, rush to prosperity and travel everywhere. I hope to make a lot of money!

4. hey! One more year! Don't stubbornly deny it! The older you get, the more attractive you are! So! Bless you with charm: a bumper harvest in 2022. It's your turn to be the hottest this year: Happy New Year's Day!

When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

6. From tonight to tomorrow, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that it will continue to blow downwind in the next 52 weeks! Happy new year!

7. I wish you good luck in the East, good luck in the South, peace in the West, worry-free in the North and health in the middle; Left Fengyuan, right developed, there are lucky stars before, and bodhisattvas after; Good luck to the layman! Happy new year!

8. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! Happy spring festival!

9. Dance to the beat of the song and blink when you are happy in the New Year; Wave when you feel happy in the new year; If you feel happy in the New Year, you should shake your head. I wish you a happy New Year's Day and a happy madman.

10, I'm really tired: I have to wait in line when I get on the bus, I love you and suffer, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and I have to pay taxes when I earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

1 1. It's New Year's Day. I have "happiness" in my left pocket, "happiness" in my right pocket, "auspiciousness" pinned to my waist and "wishful thinking" in my head. When I go to your home, I will give you everything I have brought. I wish you a happy New Year's Day and peace in all seasons.

12, New Year's Day bell is about to ring, deep thoughts have passed, warm greetings are hidden in my heart, and sincere wishes are sent to you. I wish you a happy New Year's Day, all the best, good fortune and a safe life!

13, Chinese New Year, eat a big meal; Drink less and eat more vegetables; Out of reach, stand up; Some people respect, some people play tricks; Can't eat, bring it back!

14. Weather forecast: Around New Year's Day, there will be strong convective weather, a large area of paper money and local gold bars, the Happy Volcano erupts, triggering a friendship mudslide, and Typhoon H2N2 will land. Extreme weather is expected to last for a week.

15, tea should be strong and savored; Wine is pleasant; Love must be true, no regrets; Friends should be close, love and help each other. Hey, this one with a mobile phone is very good! Happy new year!