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Humorous and ambiguous love words

1, your eyes are really big. Whenever we look at each other, I can find a perfect and complete me in your eyes. True love story: When a man says this, he is praising the beauty of a woman, and he is also implicitly admitting to the other party that he is in their hearts. 2. Your figure is really good. You are covered with English letters, except for s, which is D. True love story: praising a woman's graceful figure without leaving a trace. It's best to talk about this after a period of contact and getting to know each other, otherwise it's easy to be considered a hooligan. After five thousand years of wind and rain, there is no trace on your face! True love story: Flattering women when you are young can keep you healthy and show your little humor. But don't exaggerate, otherwise it will be easily regarded as irony by the other party. It works every time! 10 classic love story between men and women opens your brain! 4. My favorite song of Chyi Chin is "Don't let my tears stay with me for the night!" Can you replace my tears? True love story: expressing love implicitly with the help of pop songs. Be careful when using it. If you are not a boyfriend and girlfriend who have reached the point of talking about marriage, you can easily be regarded as a hooligan. I don't know what eternity means, but nothing can separate us except death! True love story: this sentence and that sentence "There is no tomb on the mountain, and heaven and earth are in harmony, but I dare to break up with you!" " . Have the same effect. Expressed his determination to share life and death with his lover. 6. Close your eyes, baby! When you open it, you will find that the person who loves you the most in the world is in front of you! True love story: I expressed my most direct love by closing my eyes and opening my eyes. It works every time! 10 classic love story between men and women opens your brain! 7. here! I have all my cash and bank cards in my wallet. However, they are less than one tenth of yours! True Love Story: Generally speaking, it is tacky to associate money with love. However, the last 10 million let your lover know her weight and position in your heart. 8. Look at my general's belly. Do you see my dark circles, swollen bags under my eyes and gaunt lines on my head? I don't regret that my belt is getting wider. I'm exhausted for Iraq! True love story: skillfully using ancient poems to express thoughts and love is both emotional and unconventional. Humorous and ambiguous love words 2 1, meeting you is fate; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I will love you with all my heart. I love you! 2, accidental acquaintance, permanent yearning, just want to hold you in my arms and enjoy a moment of happiness, and the occasional' romantic indulgence' only infects loneliness. 3, I believe that I love you, blindfold you, and be full of love in the dark * * * With a pair of eyes, I will continue to love you and piece together myself, as if waiting for me to meet you! I love myself only because I want you to like me. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time! 6. Love is like a light that cuts through the desolation of the soul, wraps tenderness with happiness, shapes romance into the shape of happiness, and opens the skylight of hope. Please let me accompany you on your voyage! I don't like this world. I only like you and the world with you. 8. Your voice is full of beautiful memories that we will create. Humorous and ambiguous love words 3 1. I want to say good night to the whole world, and you happen to be the whole world. My vision is not unique, your excellence is obvious. 3, my mind is easy to guess, except that I miss you just to make a fortune. I want to be with you forever in this changeable world. I have been looking for spring for half my life, just smile. I want to tell you everything, from the stars in the world to the fact that I love you very much. 7. Every day without you, I feel like a water spinach. 8. My time is divided into two parts, one is with you, and the other is thinking about you. 9. Sit opposite me when eating, and your drooping eyebrows are the last meal. 10, I prefer to kiss the wind around me, maybe one day it will blow on your face.