One sentence classic humorous quotation

1. Teacher, something bad has happened. My homework ran away with someone last night.

2. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!

3. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

4. Who said women chase men’s veil? Away from your sister! It's obviously separated by the Atlantic Ocean!

5. Teacher, there are no beauties in our class. How can I be motivated to come to school?

6. It’s not your fault that you are ugly, but it’s your fault that you look scary!

7. Women from good families never claim to be noble, but people recognize their nobility.

8. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne!

9. It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man to turn a girl into a woman.

10. When you say that my brother is very handsome, I want to say to you, congratulations on getting the answer right!

11. Don’t open the ribbon of a gift. It is full of expectations at first, but it will become corrupt in the end.

12. The hand is a wonderful instrument, installed at the top of a person's arm.

13. When you sleep in spring, you won’t notice the dawn, so don’t harass by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how much truth is there?

14. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

15. I have no sleep at night, I just want to have fun and have sex, no one is around, and a wild dog is doing the work.

16. There are two kinds of people in the world, one who understands binary and the other who does not.

17. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands, feet, face, and ears.

18. It is better to do 100 good things with the leader than to do one bad thing with the leader.

19. I can’t find my tie again. Did you not find the rag yesterday?

20. Galvanized coffins are of course more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

21. I hope that all the money in my pocket will fall in love with each other, and then I will have many, many children.

22. Last year, even monks were speculating in the stock market. This year, those speculating in the stock market have become monks.

23. Promises are like farts, earth-shattering at the time, but pale and feeble afterwards.

24. People want to lose weight and lose weight, but why do you have to start with brain cells.

25. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away!

26. You are too short! Let me lend you a telescope so you can see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

27. Don’t eat from the bowl and worry about what’s in the pot. Eat directly with the pot in hand and save worry.

28. Goose, goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

29. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

30. The secret of pain is to spend your free time worrying about whether you are happy or not.

31. Sister, I guess Nuwa must have poured three kilograms of extra iron into your face when she created the human being.

32. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright show; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is called a dull show.

33. Perfect love makes people weak-willed, while imperfect love hurts people’s hearts.

34. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

35. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

36. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that.

37. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

38. If you are more thoughtful, there will be fewer people playing with you; if you are less thoughtful, there will be more people playing with you!

39. Three-thirds of it is destiny, seventy-ones depends on hard work, and ninety-ninety percent depends on the teacher.

40. Gold always shines, but glass like you can only reflect light.

41. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

42. If it is sunny, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you are no longer here!

43. I don’t count stars every day when I get off work. Sometimes I can also watch the sunrise.

44. The so-called surprise is when the rabbit you have been waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

45. Some people are so tender that water comes out when pinched, but I am so timid that snot bubbles come out when pinched.

46. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back, and that person still looked down upon me.

47. Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.

48. A woman likes two flowers most in her life: one is to spend money when she has the money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

49. I didn’t guess the beginning of our story, nor the end of it.

50. The higher you fly, the smaller you appear in the eyes of those who cannot fly.

51. The girl you like belongs to someone else, and the girl you don’t like also belongs to someone else.

52. I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. I have always been very persistent in my goals.

53. Girls are like mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival. They lose their value after the fifteenth night.

54. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you to your whole family, thank you to the eighteen generations of our ancestors!

55. Today’s women: Looking back, everything is going well. Looking forward, there is no harvest.

56. Who do you think you are? You are just the water that is thrown away, I don’t even want a basin.

57. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a person without dreams?

58. Study deliberately, work deliberately, live deliberately, and live like a human being!

59. Opportunities are like ghosts. As long as you hold them in your hands, they will become bigger and bigger.

60. Buddha said: Hit someone with bricks, beg for mercy, and take care of them. Just try harder until you die.

61. The truth is like a breast. The more it is concealed, the more it arouses the desire to reveal it.

62. Girls are like Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes, they lose their value after the fifteenth night!

63. I have been running in the field of hope, although I am occasionally stumbled by disappointment.

64. The best wishes are not written on the greeting card, but in the notes column of the transfer.

65. The longest relationship I have ever had was narcissism. Love yourself and have no rival.

66. Being online and being invisible these days are the same. No one will come to chat with you.

67. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

68. Treat money as dirt, but everyone is vying to be a dirt collector.

69. Only through hardship can you drive a Land Rover. If you are young and do not work hard, you can only drive Xiali!

70. I prefer Naruto because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese people will die.

71. Are you willing to fall in love early with me? I am willing to marry you later and have children later.

72. If there is a pair of eyes to cry with me, it will be worth suffering for my life.

73. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

74. Home is not a man’s harbor after wandering! A woman's body is.

75. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

76. I took your promise to feed the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning.

77. I am young and need to be pointed out, but I don’t need to be pointed out.

78. I don’t have a high IQ, and even my emotional intelligence is zero, so I can’t let anyone live.

79. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

80. The three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

81. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is like fire in seven places and smoke in eight places.

82. The most tragic thing in the world is: meeting a foodie at the same table when buying delicious food.

83. How beautiful you are in the eyes of others, how miserable you are in your own heart!

84. If it is my fault that I am not dead, then please welcome me in the eighteenth level of hell.

85. Threshold. If you pass it, it is a door. If you cannot pass it, it is a threshold!

86. When I was a child, I was beaten by my father countless times because of questions like this.

87. To be a man, you should be like Chen Zhen... beat up Japanese men and play with Japanese women.

88. Who told me that Nokia can crack walnuts? Now the screen is black.

89. Always young, always pretending to be young, never knowing what is good or bad, always full of tears.

90. I am working hard now just to realize the awesomeness I boasted about when I was a child.

91. It is better to do 1 bad thing with the leader than to help the leader do 100 good things.

92. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

93. The more time we save, the more time we have to waste.

94. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

95. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough after using it.

96. Senior brother, do you know? The second senior brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.

97. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

98. I don’t have a gorgeous appearance, but I have a boring soul.

99. After meeting me, you will find that being handsome can be so specific!

100. The kind of female man who can be hard, soft, playful, coquettish or arrogant is the most worthy of your possession.