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Is there a hermaphrodite copywriter who specializes in not returning messages from boyfriends?

Then I can give you some examples:

Honey, did you send the wrong message to others today?

You are really an extinct man. It takes a long time to think back a message.

Is your home north and south? Why is there always no signal?

You must have wiped your mouth after going to the bathroom.

Come back so slowly, the robbery signal is not good? Flying pigeons pass books faster than you.

I hope these copies can satisfy your curiosity, but please don't use them to hurt others.