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Desperate text messages
Second, if you can't get rid of the bill, get yourself out of poverty quickly. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.
Third, there is nothing good about good people and bad people are not so bad. It's just that the bad guys have done good things and seem to have a reason to be forgiven. And as long as good people do bad things, it often means losing everything.
Fourth, I'd rather be a fearsome villain than a bad guy who is trampled upon by others!
Five, it is better to use the time alone to make yourself better, surprise the people who come, and give yourself a good explanation.
It's really hard to be friends because your thoughts, experiences and senses are different, just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.
Seven, people who have a bad life will turn back frequently, and those who have a comfortable life have no leisure.
Kindness and love are free, but they are not cheap. Your kindness needs a little sharpness, and your love needs some reason and vision. After all, not everyone deserves them.
Ten, there is no choice phobia, not just because of poverty; No indecision, just cowardice.
These 50 sentences are sharp and vicious, but they are all cruel human truths.
These are 50 famous sayings of celebrities.
But it's not inspirational at all.
There is not a good word in it.
But every word can be said in your heart.
Irritable and difficult Hemingway, Mark? We are not surprised by Twain's poisonous tongue.
Gentle Einstein, Walter Disney and Audrey Hepburn can also be sarcastic? !
Very surprising.
If you are fed up with positive energy and small freshness.
If you just don't want to talk.
This place can definitely satisfy your dark side.
1
First of all, please make sure that you have an independent income before practicing virtue. -Greek proverb
2
Only mediocre people can always be at their best. Shang? Giraudu
three
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure about the former. -Einstein
four
I don't want to be alone I just don't want to be disturbed. Audrey? Hofn
five
One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is to believe that one's work is very important. Bertrand Russell
six
You only need ignorance and self-confidence to succeed in this life. Mark? between the two
seven
My parents quarreled only once in forty-five years, which lasted for forty-three years. Kathy? Redman
eight
Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; Now I have six children, and I have no theory. John? Wilmer te
nine
Adam is the luckiest man in the world. Because he has no mother-in-law. Mark? between the two
10
A woman who reveals her age is either too young to lose or too old to get anything. -China proverb
1 1
Sometimes I just need one thing that only you can give: you're not there. Ashley? Briante
12
We want to make friends in our thirties; It was not until we were in our forties that we knew that friends could not save us like love. ——F? Scott. surname
13
As long as they don't borrow money from you, friendship is such a sweet, stable, loyal and sacred emotion. Mark? between the two
14
You called me an idiot in your poem. At the moment I was ready to agree, I found that you were really a stupid expert friend. Franz? Grippa ze
15
It takes two people to ruin a beautiful day. The first person said some bad words behind your back, and the second person is your good friend. He can guarantee that you will hear those bad words immediately.
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I don't need a friend who nods whenever I change. My shadow can finish the work. Plutarch
17
Why not drill a hole in you and let those stupid things flow out. -groucho? maximum
18
Smart people talk because they have something to say; Fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato
19
How to distinguish misfortune from disaster? It would be unfortunate if Gladstone fell into the Thames. But if someone drags him ashore again, it will be a disaster. Ben Ming Jie? Disraeli (referring to his successor William? Ewart? Gladstone)
20
"Be yourself" is probably the worst advice you can give. Thomas? l? Maisen
2 1
If I had a gun and two bullets and was in the same room as Hitler, bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. Michael? Scott
22
I have realized the fact that if everyone knows what others say, then no four people in the world can be friends. Bryce? pascal
23
The advantage of keeping a small social circle is that three-quarters of murders are committed by people the victims know. George? witch
24
Old age means deleting many names from the phone book. Ronald? Bryce
25
Laziness is just a habit of taking a rest before you feel tired. Jules? Renard
26
There is no need to give advice to smart people. Only a fool would. Bill? Cosby
27
Your birth is a mistake, and you must spend your whole life correcting it. Chuck? Palanik
28
A person is smart, and a group of people will become stupid, dangerous and panicked animals because of a little thing. Tommy? Lee? Jones
29
I will never make the mistake of arguing with people whose opinions are not worthy of respect. Edward? gibbon
30
One of my sources of happiness is that I don't want to know other people's things. Dolly? Madison
3 1
We should thank fools. Because we can't succeed without them. Mark? between the two
32
The road to the truth is long and full of annoying bastards. Alexander? You're Brackoff
33
I love humans, but I can't stand crowds. Charles? Schuz
34
There are two kinds of insults that human beings can't stand: one is that he has no sense of humor. First, he never knew what trouble was. Sinclair? Louis (member of extra band)
35
I can't believe you are the fastest among100000 sperm. Steven? bohr
36
The problem in this world is that fools are full of confidence and wise people are full of doubts. Bertrand? Russell
37
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument. William? g? Mcadoo
38
After getting up every morning, I will read Forbes magazine's list of America's richest people. If I'm not up there, I'll go to work. Robert? russet
39
The only way not to worry about money is to have a lot of money. Edith? Huadun
40
Money can't buy happiness, but it can be used to pay the salary of a large research team to study problems. William? e? Bill? brisk market
4 1
Money can't bring you happiness, but it can make your pain more pleasant. Spike? Milligan
Forty two.
Lack of money is the root of evil. Mark? between the two
43
A major obstacle to human progress is blind charity. Andrew? Carnegie
Forty-four
People who receive alms always hate their benefactors. This is the essence of human nature. George? Orwell
45
Get married anyway. If you marry a good wife, you will be happy. If you marry a bad wife, you will become a philosopher. -Socrates
46
My mother once told me that if a married couple put a penny in the jar every time they had sex in the first year of marriage and took a penny out of the jar every time they had sex a year later, they would never finish eating the coins in the jar. Amistad? melancholy
47
In marriage, women suffer more involuntary sex than prostitution. Bertrand? Russell
48
What can be completely explained by stupidity should never be attributed to malice. Nick? Diamos
Forty nine
Stupidity, selfishness and health are the three elements of happiness, but nothing can be established without stupidity. Gustav? Flaubert
50
I have no prejudice. I hate everyone, too ——W? c? Fields
finally
If there is someone here who I have not insulted, I will ask his forgiveness. Johannesburg? Brahms
Every sentence of Venus's "poison tongue" is a hot spot.
Venus' poisonous tongue is obvious to all, but sometimes it makes sense …
About idols
There is a saying I want to say to the fans, don't just recognize idols.
If you want to follow an idol, you should have a choice.
It's like being with a big brother and a good boss.
Speak loudly, there is light on your face when you go out!
There is no shame in following the wrong boss.
I have to bite the bullet again and again to save my boss.
Before you worship idols, you must ask yourself, what are you pursuing?
The appearance is easy to get old and the gas field will fade. If your idol does not have an eternal quality and charm, it will always attract and inspire you.
Believe sister, your idol worship is a beautiful bubble and phantom of adolescence!
About the principle of doing things
People don't attack me, and I don't attack,
If someone attacks me, I will be polite.
If people do this again, they will destroy the grass.
About what kind of man to choose
I'll tell my daughter when she grows up!
If a man is upset about your crowded bus and complains that you don't eat on time, he always reminds you to drink less, which is harmful to your health. On rainy days, he will tell you to pay attention to safety when you come home from work, and send funny messages to coax you when you are sick. ...
Please ignore him!
Then talk to the guy who can drive you, accompany you when you are sick, take you to dinner, pick you up after work and tell you to stop working! Stay with the people who go home.
No matter how good you say it, you might as well do something practical!
We are all past the age of listening to love. Give love money or get out!
About love
We have an old saying in China: "A good meal is not afraid of being late!"
Some things in life may not come early, but when it becomes beautiful, all you can do is cherish and grasp this love.
About "luxury"
As long as you don't steal, rob or embezzle.
Make your own money and enjoy yourself.
What is the luxury?
On "Two Kinds of People in Life"
There are two kinds of people in this world.
One is those who love us, and the other is those who hate us.
We should live a colorful life for those who love us.
Not unhappy for people who hate us.
About sex appeal
The sexiness of a woman is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, which is sexy. If it is expressed in appearance, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, seeing appearance is the first sight.
But when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, the real sexy is still sexy. That's really sexy.
Sexy is to let a man run after his ass, not on the table.
What's on the table is not sexy, but pork.
About "wine culture"
China people's wine culture was destroyed.
What do people do after drinking? Write a poem.
What do people do after drinking now? Start bragging!
About "friends circle"
Sometimes, I think this circle of friends is an "enemy circle".
Sister Jin summed up the law of the enemy in the circle of friends:
As long as you are single, she will take all kinds of intimate photos;
If you just find a boyfriend, she will start drying the children;
You just gave birth to a child, which you never expected.
She started to do WeChat purchasing.
Sister Jin passed the South Korean customs, so domineering! You did a good job. Cool!
Applause for you! !
Quotations from venus' poisonous tongue
1. Sexiness does not depend on exposure and posing. Sexy sex is not just sex in bed, but a part of human nature that supports it. Gender, sexual awareness, personality and interests will enrich people. The feeling brought by this kind of sex is rich, not narrow, not obscene and not cheap.
2.20 years old, fully enjoy the fair power given by God to everyone: freedom! Don't think too much. At the age of 30, think about the responsibility you should take in your life, bravely provoke it, don't avoid it, don't dodge it.
Repeating simple things several times will make you an expert, but if you put your heart into it, you will become a winner.
4. Don't lose the essence of women. Be sincere. You are sincere to life, and life will be sincere to you. If you come to play, you can't play with the whole background, that is, people are not as good as heaven. Many women are stupid, but always smart. I can play this game and get what I want temporarily. If I can't see others, I will be ruined by a big event. I might as well save a little simplicity and sincerity.
From the age of nineteen, I paid the price for everything I did, whether it was wrong or successful. Venus is Venus.
6. Most people don't necessarily understand what is really sexy. Sexy is labeled by the colored glasses of this society: protruding forward and turning back, and the neckline is down. Sexiness in a patriarchal society, in the final analysis, is just to interpret words with sex to satisfy men's reverie about sex. Overpraising a woman's sexiness is a kind of flattery on the surface, but in fact it just coaxes you into spending with your sexiness. Interestingly, more and more women are still trying to squeeze into that era and are willing to be consumed.
7. Confidence in beauty is not achieved overnight by making up for shortcomings. First of all, it depends on understanding. You must first understand where the beauty of women comes from. So it is not so much how to appreciate yourself as how to accept yourself. The word appreciation comes from the opposite side, and acceptance begins with yourself. To truly understand your own beauty, you should throw away the mirror and accept the way God left this world from beginning to end.
8. Every emotion you experience helps you screen men and your inner needs. I like you, it is confession; I need you. This is a kind of recognition. When you are only determined to meet all challenges, your last card, which is also the strongest card, is faith.
9. Woman, I will give you what I should give you, and wait for what I haven't given you yet. Waiting is a science.
10. Women's resilience and tension are the basis for changing the world. Every woman has two opportunities to change the world: one is to influence the man, boyfriend or husband around you; The second is to educate your children.
1 1. A woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, which is sexy. If it is expressed in appearance, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, seeing appearance is the first sight. But when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, the real sexy is still sexy. That's really sexy.
12. Women will never be satisfied with themselves, never stop in front of the mirror, and constantly examine where they are not beautiful enough. Look at the man again, comb his hair in front of the mirror, his tie is not crooked, and he can go out confidently. When it comes to narcissism, it is men who are really easy to satisfy themselves and appreciate themselves. The value orientation of society determines that the pressure of judging people by their appearance always tends to women, so it is easier for women to examine themselves and doubt themselves. Seemingly narcissistic, but actually completely insecure. Looks vary from person to person, and the five senses have their own personalities. Put them together and you get it. This balance is given to you by God, and natural beauty is always in the minority. Of course, it can be repaired the day after tomorrow, but the whole is a shape, and it can't make a natural and true feeling. Standing in front of the mirror, the vanity of success has become a cover of self-confidence. Really underestimated the beauty of women, beauty is by no means a delicate map of the five senses.
13. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, they will be polite. If people commit crimes again, they will be extinct.
14. People are expensive, but clothes are useless.
15. If everyone walks in this world once, there is always his reason and reason, then my mission is to convey these messages: kindness, truth, courage and wisdom.
16. If you can't get this person's body at the moment, get his eyes first. His hand may be placed on another woman's waist, but his eyes are fixed on you to show appreciation. Well, let him experience it more deeply.
17. Remind me not to find a man who is at the peak of his career. He may be the successful man you want, but you may not be the woman he really needs. Everyone's energy, ability and hormones have highs and lows. When he didn't reach orgasm, he needed a woman to carry him and help him. When he reaches orgasm, he will be unscrupulous and unscrupulous; When he comes down from the climax, he will know exactly what kind of woman he needs. Smart women should learn when to meet what kind of men. When a person gets carried away, stay away from him. At that time, he was not real.
18. Enrich yourself and wait for opportunities. On the surface, it is forbearance, but in the bones it is uncompromising. Because even when I put up with it, I know in my heart why I put up with it, for a bigger goal and to go further.
19. I think anyone's life can't be copied, they can only learn from it, or sigh, the wonderful world. When you copy others, you are not yourself.
20. I have always been a woman, but I have been undercover in a man's world for 28 years, that's all.
2 1. Women nowadays are really hard to live. You have to hug your husband and in-laws, and you have to be emotional and sexy when you go home. Only in this way can we fight against Xiao San and Xiao Si. Of course, the most effective way to prevent mistresses is to control his wallet, tighten his belt and often brainwash him.
22. Some people will also pursue mature men. Just maturity does not mean that his economic foundation is mature, but refers to responsibility. Mature men must have a sense of responsibility. Responsible for women, responsible for society, responsible for what you have done, no matter right or wrong, you must bear it. If you succeed, you will announce it publicly and loudly. If it is your own fault, you will face it squarely. I dare to carry the good and the bad. Even if you are burdened with many troubles and misunderstandings, as long as you are burdened with it, time will tell you what you should be responsible for. I admire people who pay for their mistakes.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who love us and those who hate us. We should live colorful lives for those who love us, not for those who hate us.
There are very few people who tell the truth in this society, but fortunately, there are quite a few people who like to hear the truth. Because: it's fun to hear the truth!
25. Face life sincerely. When fate meets a choice, what you hear is not the voice of others, but the most sincere voice in your heart.
Since I was sent to the United States to study modern dance at the age of 19, I have established an attitude towards life: not to live passively.
27. The best is not the future, but today.
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