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Classic humorous sentences of persuading wine

1. The drinker took his hand and made a toast. People who are advised to drink will say, "As soon as the ass is lifted, it starts again", which means that the drinker will have another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

2. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

3, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

4, can't drink, no future.

5, drinking too little, talent is hard to find.

6, the east wind blows, the drums beat, who is afraid of drinking today!

7, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

8, revolutionary wine every day, drinking red eyes and drinking bad stomach, drinking soft hands and feet, drinking memory greatly reduced.