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Where do you think girls speak the best dialect?

Where do you think girls speak the best dialect? I like Sichuan dialect best. The cadence is understandable. Followed by the tone of northern Shaanxi. Probably because I live in the south, I have no feeling about southern dialects.

The place where girls have the best voice! Suzhou girls speak the best, and Wu Nong's soft words make you soft all over!

Fuyuan likes to speak Fukuhara Ai dialect, a local dialect. It is said that China accent is mixed.

Because she has played and lived in many areas, and once spoke Chinese with a local accent.

Let's talk about where the griddle business in Chongqing is the best.

What do you think is the best place for people to speak Mandarin? What is the most standard place in China? Not the capital Beijing. It is not too much to say "at most", which can only be a comparison standard.

According to experts' analysis, the level of Putonghua in Langfang City and Chengde City of Hebei Province is equivalent. Why? First, these two areas are located in the north, and Mandarin is based on the pronunciation of northern dialects. Second, every year, the Qing emperors went to chengde mountain resort to "work" and brought "Mandarin" there. Langfang is in the suburb of Beijing, on the way to Chengde, so it also takes up a little light.

Where is the worst dialect? northeast

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Where is the best place to listen? I think Yunnan dialect is the best and melodious, especially from girls. There is Liuzhou, Guangxi, and Guizhou is next to Yunnan.

Followed by Shanxi dialect in Shaanxi, modest and gentle, don't look at a big red-faced man across the street, walking all the time, talking the same way, not giving people a sense of oppression. I feel a little humble if I don't speak well.

It's ok in Chongqing, Sichuan. Very easy to understand. It's also interesting to watch dialect TV dramas there, but it seems a little dizzy, haha ~

Gansu, Xinjiang has a little western accent, which sounds very unique.

Northeast Mongolian dialect is careless, so generous.

Cantonese and Fujian dialects are very funny. Cantonese people like to add one, and Fujian people add one when they finish speaking. Especially when listening to them speak Mandarin, they can't get down without laughing.

Beijing and Tianjin dialects are similar to Mandarin, but they are also somewhat different from Mandarin. The bad thing is that Beijingers insist that their words are the most standard. Obviously, foreigners who speak their own dialect and standard Mandarin are wrong and dizzy.

My own Hunan dialect is average, so I can't evaluate it myself. It's hard for mainlanders to understand.

Hebei, Shandong, Henan, the speech speed is very fast, the tongue is turned over, I can't hear anything clearly, and I feel uncomfortable. Unlike Sichuanese, Shaanxi people are in no hurry.

Jiangsu and Zhejiang dialects are sharp and blunt, and I feel very uncomfortable.

Where is the worst dialect in Fengcheng? Where is the best place to listen! Tell the truth! Gan dialect: Lisu nationality in ancient times. It belongs to Sino-Tibetan language family and is mainly used in most areas of Jiangxi, eastern Hunan and southwestern Anhui. The number of users is about 5 1.48 million, which is one of the seven major dialect areas in Chinese. More than 60 counties and cities in Jiangxi Province speak Gan dialect. Including Nanchang, Jingdezhen (urban area), Pingxiang, Yichun, Fuzhou and Jinggangshan: Nanchang, Xinjian, Anyi, Jing 'an, Fengxin, Gao 'an, Yifeng, Tonggu (some people think Hakka is popular), Shanggao, Wanzai, Fenyi, Xinyu, Qingjiang, Fengcheng, Jinxian, Dongxiang and Linchuan. Most counties and cities in Shangrao and Jiujiang: Poyang, Yugan, Wannian, yingtan, Guixi, yujiang county, Yiyang, Hengfeng, Lead Mountain, Leping, Yongxiu, Dean, Xing Zi, Duchang, Pengze, Wuning and Xiushui; There are also towns and villages using Gan dialect in Shicheng, Ningdu, Xingguo, Du Yu, Ruijin and Huichang counties in Ganzhou. Hakka dialect: In Jiangxi, except Ganzhou City and Xinfeng City, Hakka dialect is mainly used in other southern Jiangxi areas. Wu dialect: In Jiangxi, Shangrao City and Shangrao, Yushan and Guangfeng counties mainly speak Wu dialect. Hui language: In Jiangxi, Hui language is mainly used in Fuliang, Hengfeng and Wuyuan counties. Putonghua: In Jiangxi, Putonghua is mainly used in Jiujiang City, Ruichang City, Jiujiang County (Jianghuai Mandarin) and Ganzhou City and Xinfeng City (Southwest Mandarin).

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Where do you think the girls are the most virtuous? I think girls from Chaoshan, Guangdong and Meizhou are the most virtuous.

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Where is the funniest dialect? After watching Hunan Satellite TV, I thought it was funny for soldiers to tease in Hunan dialect. Of course, dialects in different places have their own local characteristics. For example, when I joke with others in Mandarin, I always feel that it is not as interesting as dialect. I think it's the funniest Sichuan dialect spoken by the northeast people … I watched the classic Sichuan dialect TV series "Mountain City Bangbang Army" and the movie "Crazy Stone", but now it seems that it should be called Chongqing dialect … 1. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles. Everyone can die. You can invite me to dinner and support me to death. If you feel cold, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, 2 to talk about work, 3 to talk about life, 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me. The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live such a life of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has ever seen R kiss and climb a tree! The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe." 6. Have you eaten? Please receive the short message. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the misty mountain peak, it couldn't help singing: Alasao, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~~~ 7, you have grown up, there are some things you should know: the sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I used it to prove how great human beings are; You are used to stew vermicelli. 8. Don't worry if you don't bring paper when you are by the railway. The train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch! 9. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone! 10, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! 1 1, send you 12 Zodiac. I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and looks like a pig! 12, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. 13 I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you or not. Do I care about you as much as I care about you? I'm dizzy! 14, have you heard of it? Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I brushed it in this life. Close friends like you and me, it seems that they didn't do anything in their last life, so they fucking turned back! 15, two counterfeiters inadvertently made counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan, and they decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 15 candied haws with 0 yuan, they cried, and the farmer gave them two 7 pieces. 16, your life portrayal: at the age of ten, learn to bathe yourself-pigs wash themselves; Brilliant at the age of twenty ―― when the pig is young; Looking for a job at the age of 30-starting a pig-raising career; At the age of forty, I hired a servant-a pig's servant; Learn to play basketball at the age of 50 ―― throw pigs!