How to say happy birthday in a literary and humorous way?

1. I wish you: be as blessed as a bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

2. Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, you come out as soon as possible! Pig, you have a happy birthday!

3. I know your birthday is coming soon, so I can give you whatever gift you want. Just say it, say it, say it quickly... After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired

4. Bright candlelight, happiness every birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!

5. I am so happy that today is your birthday. To be honest, I am a gift from God to you. I hope this gift is not too bad. I wish you happiness!

6. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds bring you heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! I know your birthday is coming soon, so just tell me what gift you want. Tell me, tell me quickly... ...After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired

7. On this special day, on behalf of the person who loves you the most, I would like to express my most affectionate greetings to my dearest and lovely baby. Blessings and the warmest greetings, pig, eat more, gain weight, be loved by everyone, have flowers bloom, and sell for a good price. Happy birthday always.

8. On this special day, I have nothing else to say. I just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessings and feel my love, forever love!

9. As your birthday is approaching, I wish you a successful career, a body as strong as a tiger, countless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you

10 , As your birthday is approaching, I wish you Pepsi Cola, Fanta in everything, wah haha ??every day, Pepsi every month, Lego every year, your mood is like Sprite, and you will always be eye-catching

11. On your birthday On this day, I give you happy notes as a gift. I wish you happiness and peace 365 days a year

12. On your birthday, I give you the most beautiful rose in the world. Here it is! May you have a whole day of happiness, twenty-four hours of satisfaction, and one thousand four hundred and forty minutes of happiness! Happy birthday, my friend! Birthday wishes

13. On your birthday On the occasion of your arrival, I sincerely offer you my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; second, I wish you happiness; third, I wish you all the best

14. May all happiness, all happiness, all good luck Always around you! Happy birthday!

15. May your happiness be as broad as the sea; your good luck be as vast as the starry sky; your success be as thick as the mountains; your happiness , as agile as running water. May my blessings be as effective as my wishes: Happy birthday!

16. Another wonderful beginning. May my pious blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday!

17. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it on your birthday, I won’t have the chance: You are so annoying……………….likeable, I never tire of it

18. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there is endless joy in the faint poems. In the endless joy, there is my gentle blessing, happy birthday!

19. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has become more attractive. Happy birthday to you!

20. I have always wanted to say something to you, but I have no chance. Today I finally mustered up the courage... Happy birthday