Sketch of creative program of annual meeting

Sketch of creative program of annual meeting

The performance of creative program sketches at the annual meeting often brings the climax of the annual meeting, so what creative program sketches can be used for reference at the annual meeting? I want to share with you the sketch script of the creative program of the annual meeting. Welcome to browse.

The first part: the sketch script of the annual creative program "So Creative"

A: (Singing) I sing and dance on a beautiful day! Today is a special day. I have a lot to say in my heart. A thousand words are the same song. I express my burning feelings in pure English: OKHELLO shian Nala.

B: Coat, how did you come here to induce the audience with your rude words? I know you.

A: Here comes a mute. You know me.

Yes, I often see you at university parties.

Yes, I often attend university parties.

B: You are Mr. Che Yu, a famous genius of our college art troupe.

You don't know me. You can't even tell the gender, Mr. Che Yuhuan.

So, who are you?

Hello, Miss Liu. I'm Liu

B: Doctor, you are the legendary willow, as prosperous as water flowing eastward.

Yes, of course, okay.

B: let's see how much sex this has. His eyes are like apples, his nose is like bananas and his mouth is like oranges.

A: I have personality. I have a fruit pan.

He is very handsome. I think it was because the famous singer Leslie Cheung jumped off a building, Princess Diana of England was distracted by meeting him and the terrorist bin Laden was killed.

A: Come on, stop it. I'm not that attractive! Hey, what do you do?

B: What do you mean you haven't known me for a long time? I am the legendary person who is out of low taste! To tell the truth, I am very creative.

Coat, you must be the famous Tao Ge in our school! I have admired you for a long time. It's really hard to find a place to look up at the rogue rabbit.

B: Have you ever seen such a big stray rabbit? To be precise, my figure and shape should be a rabbit.

Hey, Tao Ge, long time no see. What have you been up to recently?

B: I'm either too busy or busy with creativity. Alas, prosperous cross talk is the art of language.

A: Yes, it is the master of language who speaks cross talk.

B: since we are the hosts, we should have them? Shit? Cover the sail

A: The teacher's demeanor.

B: As teachers, we must spread this art to the whole world, so that people all over the world can understand our traditional art together.

A: Yes, carry it forward.

B: so when we talk about cross talk, we must try our best to use internationally accepted mandarin? English, just like I can speak fluent English cross talk.

A: Wait a minute, don't blow, don't blow down the auditorium! I heard that you failed English level 1, and you have been taking make-up exams all semester.

What are you talking about? I don't take the logistics test. What did I go through? Usually make-up exams are my financial income to support our college. I call this a real person without a picture, and a picture without a picture is not true.

Why don't you tell us an English cross talk today?

B: NOP, look how accurate my English pronunciation is. Authentic Zhang's pronunciation

We agree that you are responsible for anything that happens.

B: I'm afraid that one day when I step down, Wu Dalang will stand in front of me. I'm sure you haven't heard it (singing songs of A, B, C and D).

a，B:icansemyabc！

Answer: Go down, why should I go down? Here it is, pediatrician.

B: What's the matter? Do you see what I can do? The higher the house stands, the farther it urinates.

What, I didn't know until now? The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest! The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man! ? What do you mean?

What do you know? You call it innovation. Look at my new human! I have the brave fighting skills of Brazil, the beauty of Argentina and the strength of England.

I think the China team is all talk and no action! Students, I get upset at the mention of the China team. These players usually smile more brightly than anyone else and earn more money. In 2002, I finally made a comeback, and finally I became nine assholes.

B: Well, I have another idea, that is, to explain the football match with music.

A: Is that all right?

B: Is that all right? Can you take one? Now let you see what is the music played by real football commentators and speakers (music from "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon").

A: Oh, as soon as you say it.

Ladies and gentlemen.

A: Dear fans.

A and B: Good evening, everyone.

Welcome to watch the football match.

B: The contestants in this competition are all excellent players recognized by our party, our army and the people of all ethnic groups in China.

A: Now let me explain to you that a famous football commentator is very short of one.

I am an assistant commentator. I don't know anything. Ladies and gentlemen, we see that the number 1 has been passed to the number 2.

A: No.2 will take the ball to the restricted area and pass it to you. No.4, No.4 volley.

B: The ball embarrassedly hit the goalpost, and then it was passed to you on the 6th and 8th. There is an upside-down gold hook on the 8 th, and the ball is in! Friends and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen.

B: I propose a three-minute silence for the goal we scored together.

A: Stop, stop, what a mess! The football match became a memorial service.

I can't. I'm changing elegant music! Music from the speaker ("Devils Entering the Village") Music from 1No. 1 I am No.2.

A: No.2, No.2, this is 1. what can I do for you?

B: The ball will be passed to you soon. Do you know the code word for this operation? King Gehudi!

A: What demons are there in Baota Town?

B: the code is accurate. Hurry up and catch the ball.

No, I was shot! OHMYGOD, what should I do? No, Japanese fool 46 came to me.

B: Pass me the ball again quickly. Ok, let's go global for China football.

Stop the music.

What do I think?

A: Stop it. It's really interesting. Here are four words for you.

B: It's really good.

A: What the hell?

end

Chapter two: the sketch script of the creative program "Tell the truth" of the annual meeting.

Props: 3 chairs. Dabao SOD honey? There are 1 bottle, 1 shampoo bottle, and several pieces of A4 paper with the product name advertised.

Character: 1, A: moderator Cheng Yuanyuan 2, B: Cui Hua; 3. C: Wang Cai; 4.d: implant advertisers.

Ladies and gentlemen, Happy New Year! Welcome to ABC TV? What's the point? Program. I'm Cheng Yuanyuan, the host. Today, we have the honor to invite a pair of talented people and beautiful women from the credit management department of Shenzhen Agricultural Bank? Brother Wang Cai and sister Cui Hua, let's share their happy life together! Next, let's welcome two guests with warm applause! clap one's hands

B is wearing sunglasses, wearing a silk scarf and carrying a handbag in one hand, writing? Afraid of fighting? On the other side, it says? Gucci? Take C on stage, wave to the audience, and then sit down.

A: Big brother and big sister, some viewers may not be familiar with you. Please introduce yourself first.

B: Stand up. My name is Cui Hua. I am 28 years old.

C: Stand up. My name is Wang Cai, and I'm 38 years old.

B, C: Two people lean together and fight? v？ : We are a family! Yeah ~ say that finish, sit down

A: When you come to our program today, please talk about your views on ABC first.

C: The staff of ABC really live up to expectations. Qi Xin has made great achievements together, and the stock reform and listing are very bullish! Thank you. Then I sat down again

You are a gifted scholar. I thought Cao Zhi wrote poetry in seven steps, and eldest brother wrote poetry in one step! Admire!

B: It's my turn. After that, standing up and reforming the spring breeze blew into the door, and the employees of ABC were full of energy. Qi Fei, colleagues are very capable! Thank you. Then I sat down again

A: I'm really Zhuo Wenjun! Excuse me, do you have anything to prepare?

C: Yes. I wrote all night last night! After that, I stood up, then took out a piece of paper and read aloud that the credit department of the branch was powerful, with a high level of work and good tasks. Enthusiastic staff, praise department leaders. Especially the four big bosses, the world is hard to find. Look at Shenzhen Agricultural Bank, the scenery here is the best! Thank you for saying that. Sit down.

Our program is mainly about chatting. Say something more specific. Big brother and big sister, how are you and your wife?

Hey hey! He is good, so am I.

D: Run to the stage and say with a sign? Huiren Shenbao? I drink Huiren Shenbao in my medicine cabinet. He is good, so am I! Say that finish, run off the stage.

Cheng Xiao, we are fine. But hello everyone is my greatest wish.

D: Run to the stage and say with a sign? Hao Di shampoo? Is it really good to have a good shampoo bottle? Hao Di, Guangzhou. Say that finish, run off the stage.

A: Big Brother is really nice. Big brother, big sister, this figure looks good!

C: I can't shake my head and wave my hand now, no. This man is famous and has too many social activities, so his body can't stand it. He's a little overwhelmed.

D: Run to the stage and say with a sign? Ant god? The medicine bottle eats the power of ants, who knows! Say that finish, run off the stage.

A: Brother, I'd better ask a detailed question. When did you get married?

B: About winter.

The first snow in 20xx, we got married a little earlier than it, because it came later than before.

Why did you get married so early?

B: Swing your belly to show that you are pregnant. The situation is gratifying and urgent!

A: Oh! That's what happened! Then who was in love?

C: You should have such a vision! I am called a handsome boy. What a cricket! She chased me.

I can chase him. When I first joined ABC, I was definitely not bragging. Cherry small mouth arch eyebrows, slender legs and delicate hands, that is beautiful! Say that finish, take out one and say? Rejoice shampoo? The bottle is soft and confident! Hey ~! Not now, the skin has become thicker and wrinkles have improved, and its attraction to him is also negative!

D: Run to the stage and say with a sign? Dabao SOD honey? If you want to have good skin, use Dabao sooner or later! Dabao watches every day and runs off the stage.

A: Sister, how did that big brother chase you?

B: From the day we met at the Agricultural Bank of China, he approached me actively, either buying me coke or chatting with me, and always looking for opportunities to recite poems for me!

What poems should we recite? Give everyone a song!

B: Ah, flowers! I want to be a dog, guarding your door every day; I want to be a pig and read with you every day; I want to be a sheep and accompany you to the canteen every day. I am the wind, you are the sand, I am Hami, you are the melon, I am the toothpaste, you are the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide?

How did you feel then?

B: Nongfu Spring, a little sweet!

A: Big Brother really has a good hand!

C: Stand up, open your clothes and reveal what it says. Mi Bang Wei? A piece of paper, make a gesture and don't take the usual path? Mi Bang Wei.

Big sister, big brother is really sincere to you!

That was a thing of the past, but it's different now.

A: What's the matter now?

Ah, Cui Hua! Holding your hand is like holding your right hand with your left hand, without feeling at all; Holding your waist is like holding a cat, and you don't want to look at it at all; Touching your head is like being next to a monkey, shaking all over.

I am a big man, can't I have my own ideas?

Ding: The man who ran to the stage to get his mobile phone should have his own voice? Alcatel mobile phone. Say that finish, run off the stage.

I felt angry as soon as I heard these words.

A: what happened later?

C: Later, I sang according to the rhythm of the song, and finally realized that some people never change their temper when they come!

A: The situation is very serious! So what do you do?

C: Apologize! A gentleman can bend and stretch.

D: You have to be hard on yourself when you go on stage and pretend to be a man? Seven brand men's wear. Say that finish, walk off the stage.

A: Big Sister, how did Big Brother apologize to you?

One morning, he came to my office and insisted on reading me a poem.

A: What poem?

B: Ah! Flowers! Ah ~ Huahua! You know what I mean, my mistake will be corrected. Today, you and I, how to repeat yesterday's story. Can I deposit this broken bill in your account?

A: What happened afterwards?

B: it went well!

A: Big Brother's life is very interesting! What are your plans for the future?

C: Goose leaves a sound, while man leaves a name. I'm going to write a book called The Story Cui Hua and I Had to Tell in China Agricultural Bank.

B: You can also write books?

C: Stand up, open your clothes and reveal what it says. Li Ning? Note that anything is possible by posing as Li Ning. Say that finish, sit down.

A: Ah, not bad! What about you, big sister?

I plan to write a book, too. It is called "What Wang Cai and I did in China Agricultural Bank".

A: Great! We look forward to the book Big Brother and Big Sister coming out as soon as possible. As a rule, at the end of our program, every guest should sum up his inner feelings in one sentence. Sister, you go first.

B: Just one sentence?

A: Just one sentence.

B: From the heart?

A: Yes, from the heart.

B: ABC needs more money to go public!

C: Why is it so vulgar? There's no shame in losing it! Don't say anything vital!

Brother, either, you say something.

C: Do I have one more sentence?

A: Yes! In a word.

C: from the heart?

A: Yes, from the heart.

C: when will the money be issued?

Well, that's the end of our program. Thank you!

Chapter 3: At three o'clock in the afternoon, A comes out of the laboratory and waits in line at the waiting place for the bus back to school. A found a notice posted on the bus stop sign. The notice said that in order to encourage everyone to make full use of their time in the laboratory and do a good job in scientific research, the graduate students will decide to give the most severe blow to the students who are waiting to return to school before 4 pm. However, some people will hide under the platform and come out after four o'clock.

The resolution is not operational. Therefore, the seminar decided to invite the students who ranked first every day to sing a song for everyone after getting on the bus.

A took off the notice on the stop sign and quickly hid. While waiting for the boring period, A took out her mobile phone and read some funny short messages to everyone. )

At this point, B also came to the waiting place. After reading the notice, he also hid behind the bus stop and met A, and the two chatted.

While A and B are talking, C (male) and D (female, C is boyfriend and girlfriend) come to the waiting area. C saw the notice and was at a loss. Ding found A and B hiding behind the bus stop sign.

A, B and C quarreled. C said he came from behind and B was the first. B also said that he came from behind, and A was the real first one, while A said that he hadn't lined up yet, and C was the first one in line.

Ding came out to speak and decided to compete with intellectual problems. Ding's puzzles are always biased towards C, which makes A and B very depressed.

In the end, A still had no choice but to admit that he was the first. He wanted to sing a song for everyone.

The lab owner called. A needs to work overtime. Finally, I'd like to give you a passage.

Props: several pieces of paper, printed with the back-to-school bus, a notice, as mentioned in the outline, a tricycle, a light board, which reads the back-to-school bus.

Characters:

Answer? Male, one-shoulder backpack, heavy cotton-padded clothes, sunglasses, hat.

b？ Male, formal suit

c？ Male, formal suit

Ding? Female, formal dress

Stop sign? Male, taller.

Shuttle driver? man

Music 1: Excerpt from Tu Honggang's Farewell My Concubine.

Music 2: excerpts from high mountains and flowing water

Music III: Huangmei Opera The Return of Couples, Kara Edition.

Music 4: "We are Walking on the Road"

Concept note:

With ""as the theme song,

Requirements for shooting and framing: the whole scene, the scene where teachers and students come out of the laboratory; The scene of teachers and students running to the waiting place; The scene of teachers and students queuing; The scene of teachers and students getting on the bus; The scene of teachers and students in the car after the car starts; The scene outside the window after the car starts; Close-up of lights in the city; The scene of teachers and students getting off at school.

Scene expansion:

When a person hits the bus stop sign, there are waiting places on both sides, and there are notices on it.

Stop sign: Hello, everyone. Actually, I'm an actor. Shh, be strict. Don't laugh. Our program is a walk-on, as the saying goes, but it's not a walk-on!

Listen to music together ()

A backpack, walk on the stage and dance to the music.

A pendulum is super cool, and the phone rings.

As soon as the music stops.

Who is ruining my good deeds? My heroic dream is not finished yet.

Facing the audience: I'm really sorry.

A took out her mobile phone and looked through it. He smiled sweetly: My wife gave it to me.

A is reading while walking with a mobile phone: read it to everyone. Little bear goes up the mountain to exercise every day. One day, the tortoise wants to go up the mountain, too. The bear said, you retract your four legs and I'll chase you. At the top of the mountain, a bird in the tree saw it and laughed wildly: Look at your bear, take a flip phone.

A carefully looked at his mobile phone and put it away quickly.

Go to the stop sign.

Look at the watch

A: Why not 6 o'clock? It's 0: 30 when I get out of the lab.

A looked at the stop sign and reached for the notice.

The stop sign dodged for a while, but it was finally uncovered by the armor.

A notice: a notice to encourage everyone to make full use of laboratory time? Irrigation? Do scientific research well? Playing? The graduate students will decide to give the most severe blow to the students who arrive here before 4 pm and wait for school. ? God, let's find a place to hide.

Cat A crouched behind the stop sign, squatted down, leaned out and said to the audience, I'll come out at four o'clock and see how you can catch me, hehe.

After taking back the stop sign, A continued to read the notice: However, some people will hide under the platform and come out after four o'clock?

A was startled and leaned out to face the audience: how did he know?

After withdrawing the stop sign, A continued to read: Therefore, this resolution is not feasible.

A was relieved, stood up, patted the dirt on his body, made a relaxed look and faced the audience: yes, yes. There is nothing wrong with going home early.

A leans against the stop sign, the stop sign hides, and A wrestles.

A finally leaned back on the podium and continued reading: Therefore, the seminar decided to invite the students who ranked first every day to sing a song for everyone after getting on the bus.

A is in a daze, laughing, hehe, sing a song, isn't this bullshit?

The stop sign will take the notice back and put it back in its place.

I'd better hide

A turned behind the stop sign and the accompaniment phone rang.

An outcrop said to the audience: another short message

Answer: Turn on your mobile phone: The New Year is coming, please edit the message. I want to invite you to dinner. Please reply. You will have the opportunity to have a face-to-face meal with Cao Li and get your sister-in-law's signature photo.

Shh, someone is coming.

An exercise after the stop sign.

Stop sign: it's hard to line up when people are scattered.

& gt (At this time, A crouched behind the stop sign, motionless and silent)

Music twice

B put on his schoolbag and recite poems on stage.

It rained on the river at dusk, and it was clear autumn. It was getting colder and colder, and the river was deserted, and the residual photos were buildings. It is a decaying place, a beautiful place. Only the Yangtze River is speechless. In the past, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time. This time, what a sad sentence!

Stop the music and have a rest.

It hurts to sit in the back.

Eat it directly into your stomach.

I'm confused.

See what's wrong.

The whole half-day scientific research.

I finally understand.

What is scientific research, huh?

Answer: Scientific research is a crime.

B: Sorry, I'm confused, hehe.

B looked around and looked at his watch.

B: Yo-ho, it's time to order. Why hasn't anyone been there yet? Hey, hey, finally ranked first today.

B saw the stop sign notice: notice?

Read the notice

B: I can't help it. Ahem, with my voice, I still have to sing, and I haven't heard nightmares at night. No, I have to find a place to hide.

Hiding behind the stop sign, B meets A.

Move the stop sign one position.

Both parties were surprised.

King Guy of Woody, who's new here?

I'm Xiaogang Feng!

Hey, Director Feng, this New Year movie is good.

B: No, it's just that Andy's voice is a little rough.

A: Better than Zhang Yimou.

B: Zhang Yimou's grandson is actually not bad.

Stop sign: I hate them hiding, they have no technical content at all!

Three times of music

A, B: Shh, someone is coming.

Party A and Party B hide behind the bus stop sign.

C and D go on stage (simulating the dance action of "both husband and wife go home")

Three stops of music

C: Today is very strange. It's past four o'clock. Why hasn't anyone been there yet?

D: right.

Look at the stop sign notice

C: No, that will do.

Ding stepped forward to check.

Is the first one hiding?

Ding looked around and found a and B.

Well, don't you dare hide!

C: Come out!

A, b cats come out of the waist.

C to B: Are you the first one?

B points to A: No, he was here when I came!

A to C: I, I, I haven't started queuing yet. You're already in line, you're the first!

C: You are the first.

A: You are the first.

C: You are the first.

A: You are the first.

Okay, okay, stop arguing. Tell you what, you three have a game, and whoever loses will be the first.

Party A, Party B and Party C agree.

Let me give you a difficult problem. C, please prepare to answer. Excuse me, how many suns are there in the sky

C: One.

Congratulations, you got it right.

Party A and Party B said in unison: It's too easy.

D to B: Please be prepared to answer. Excuse me, how many moons are there in the sky

B: One.

Are you sure?

B: Of course.

D: Ask again, are you sure?

B didn't dare to answer. She looked back at A and A nodded.

B: Of course.

Congratulations, you got it right.

B excited, A contemptuous, too easy.

D: Please be prepared to answer. Excuse me, how many stars are there in the sky?

Ah, here, Altair, Vega, Zhou Xingxing, stars, countless.

A pair of eyes turned white.

A: No, no, this question is not fooling me. Start over, start over!

Stop sign plate

D: OK, let's do it again. Listen to the question. Excuse me, who is the mother of rice?

C thought for a moment: flowers, because, peanuts.

Congratulations, you got it right.

Ding turned to B: Excuse me, who is Amy's father?

butterfly

Wu Jia drunk laughing.

D: why?

B: because of the recent relationship.

D: Congratulations, that's right.

Ding Youjia: Who is Amy's grandmother?

Another burst of jaw-dropping.

C: That's silly. Of course, it is a wonderful pen, because a wonderful pen gives birth to flowers.

A liar: What questions did you give me? No, no, try again.

Hold up the sign at the station.

D: Well, since A refuses to give up, let's have another quiz. Please listen to the question: there is a hundred immortals cave. Excuse me, how many immortals live in this Baixian Cave?

One who took the lead in raising his hand, Ding motioned one who answered.

A: Haha, it's very simple. It's a hundred immortals cave, and naturally it's a fairy. (making a gesture)

I'm very sorry, your answer is wrong. The answer is that there are only statues of immortals, but no immortals.

A turns to the audience: You, you, you won't let my enemies send me to play with me.

Stop sign: come out and mix, you have to return it sooner or later.

A: Well, it seems that I escaped today. In this case, I have to make a hullabaloo about to everyone.

B, c, d clap.

The music is playing four times.

A song: We are walking on the road.

B, C, Ding He: High-spirited, Chairman Mao led the revolutionary team and faced difficulties.

On the bus, A, B, C and D followed the bus driver in turn, singing while walking: Forward, forward, towards victory!

A, B, C and D followed the bus and shouted: It's time to get off, you dead walk-on!

Stop sign: I tell you sternly that Lao Wang is very angry and the consequences are very serious.

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