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Second, when she applied for a job, she asked the examiner and was finally admitted.
Third, the candidates who attend the job fair line up on three sides of a block.
Girlfriend: How was your job search yesterday? Boyfriend: I made a mistake and blew it. what did you say ? The recruiter asked me if I wanted to, and I said I could do the job with my eyes closed. What's wrong with that? I was recruited as a janitor.
5. The employment agency has just opened, and applicants will come one after another.
6. Xiao Zhang went to Company A and was not hired, but he was hired by a better company B in every cloud has a silver lining.
7. Although there are many candidates in the talent market now, the good and the bad are mixed, and it is not easy for employers to find people who are really qualified for the job.
8. What employers value most is the qualifications, experience, ability and potential of the candidates. Learn to use advantages to make up for disadvantages, so that your resume will not sink into the sea.
Nine, Bajie applied, and the boss asked: Do you have a professional title? Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar! Boss: sputum cleaner? Oh, then clean the toilet!
Ten, the applicant needs to have great interest in design and strong enthusiasm, when encountering technical problems, he should improvise and deal with them flexibly.
When you answer questions in a job interview, please remember this important rule: do what you like.
12. Similarly, just as first-class chefs don't apply for McDonald's cooking, first-class professors disdain to sell what poor people have learned in correspondence schools at a low price.
Thirteen, because it is also a frustrating annoyance to choose from these candidates who look similar on paper.
Fourteen, most candidates are looking for a job ladder and workspace, and will not choose the position of the same rank.
Fifteen, the company's requirements are too high, which makes many people who want to apply flinch.
Our advertisement requires that the candidate for this position should have a good English level. So, what do you think of your written English and spoken English?
17. In addition to accountants, veterans and college graduates, there are even computer technology experts and financial executives.
18. Nearly 100 state-owned and private enterprises in Shenyang came to recruit, providing nearly 1,000 trainee positions for candidates.
Nineteen, when I first applied for filming, I thought I would only play a small role.
Twenty, the college students who applied for the job lined up in front of the booth of an enterprise. The recruiter of the enterprise said politely, "Graduate students don't have to wait in line." A graduate student walked out of the team, ecstatic and heard: "We don't want graduate students!" " " .
21. "Gao Jie" is prepared to stand by and watch: the flight attendants on the high-speed rail line are selected from numerous applicants and undergo strict training.
22. Employers are more interested in those applicants who are enthusiastic about the enterprise than those who only ask for salary.
23. Keep in mind the test-taking skills, and you will be able to charge when you apply for a job: the "confident" steel gun is tight, the "optimistic" gun shaft is full, the "smiling" organs are complete, the "knowledge" weapons are skillfully used and well prepared, and the candidates who kill people have nowhere to escape. I wish you a smooth pass!
24. Things in real life can only be accomplished by courage: it takes courage to climb Mount Everest, it takes courage to climb the South Pole, it takes courage to apply for a job, and it takes courage to live. We all live in courage.
Twenty-five, the news of the orphans in the town came out with a grain of salt, and they applied with a try mentality.
Twenty-six, our eighteen industry experts are standing here, looking very glamorous, and they are really tired; The social form is so violent that everyone is afraid to stop, job seekers and applicants alike. I hope that going to work can make us slow down and really face it.
27. This story has been reported in newspapers. A sanitation company advertised for five dung diggers, which attracted 39 1 applicants, most of whom were desperate college graduates who could not find jobs.
28th, 2065 438+00 10 On April 4th, Harrah Entertainment Group held a job fair at its Rio Hotel from 9: 00 am to 3: 00 pm, and recruited 500 employees in various casinos in Las Vegas. Many job seekers queued up to apply enthusiastically.
In order to help the group make a decision, interview evaluation forms are often used in interviews, and candidates are evaluated according to some criteria on the forms.
Thirty, "Some people do this job to supplement the expenses of Christmas presents. They will only go to specific businesses to apply for jobs, and if they succeed, they can enjoy the treatment of employees and buy their favorite goods at ultra-low discount prices, "Boyle said.
Thirty-one, college graduation is just around the corner, and the school recruits a lot. A gentleman has never won an award at school, but his application is always rejected. In desperation, he wrote in the column of personal rewards: During his school days, he won the Master Kong "One more bottle" award for many times.
32. An undeniable question raised by candidates is medical insurance. Paying attention to "health and welfare" can make employees feel the responsibility of the company. These are all standard questions used to show attitude. You must use your good judgment to distinguish which topics are related to "attitude" and which topics are related to "responsibility".
Welcome fresh graduates with customs declaration certificate to apply for the exam.
34. At Edison Junior High School near Masillon, Ohio, about 800 people applied for the position of janitor.
Thirty-five, a thin man went to apply for security. Boss: "We need a person who is highly skeptical with the heart of a villain." Do you think you meet the requirements? "Man:" I didn't, but I can let my wife try. " .
Regardless of glory and legend, in 1983, Dennis's first task was to find turtle students from thousands of applicants.
37. With the opening of the "High-speed Railway" just around the corner, "Gao Jie" is ready to stand by: the flight attendants on the high-speed railway line are selected from many candidates and have undergone rigorous training.
Level 3: According to the on-site performance of the candidates in Panlongxia and the comprehensive evaluation of the candidates by the expert jury, the final winner of "Lavender Guardian Angel" is decided.
During the job interview, the HR manager asked the candidate: Do you have leadership and organizational skills? The applicant proudly replied: Do you still need to ask? I organized many strikes in my previous company.
Forty, in order to meet my needs, some people take me to work, some people pick me up from work, some people walk hand in hand with backpacks, some people watch TV and grab channels, and sometimes they can smell foot odor. A grand job fair is being held. Please apply on time. Hehe, I'm getting married. Come and have a drink.
Although there is no panacea to keep your job, I can give some tips to those applicants who apply for public sector jobs, that is, marketing department, public relations department and communication department.
42. Everything that has nothing to do with the position you are applying for and will only mislead readers or make them misunderstand your abilities should be put aside.
43. Nowadays, employers with exclusive honors can select candidates. In their view, group interview is an effective way to consider the true nature of job seekers under pressure.
Forty-four, in early 2007, Buffett unexpectedly issued a "vacant position" recruitment inspiration, Combs is one of hundreds of candidates.
Forty-five, the recruitment of highway maintenance workers, with a driver's license, a little welding skills, accommodation, monthly salary of 2600 yuan, monthly settlement. Candidates are required to bear hardships and stand hard work. Perennial employment.
46. For fresh graduates, this problem is the easiest to fall into the trap.
Forty-seven, there are many people applying for bodyguard companies, and the examiner asks them to perform unique skills. He performs boxing, karate and China Kung Fu. The last one didn't move. The examiner asked: What are you waiting for? "I am manipulating the atomic bomb." The man said.
48. It should also be noted that although some positions have a clear salary range, the manager in charge of recruitment usually shows some tolerance and negotiates the salary with the candidates within the preset range.
49. On one occasion, Wang Xuan recruited musicians. When Mr. Nanguo heard the news, he went to apply for the job.
Applicants must have flexible working days every week.
Fifty-one, job hunting skills, appropriate clothing is essential, self-confidence can not be lost. Just calmly respond, self-promotion is not good, good performance, low profile is the key, don't let arrogance hurt people; I wish you success in finding a job and happiness after graduation!
52. The hidden camera captures the enthusiasm and friendliness of the main recruiter to the good-looking candidate, but does not capture other candidates.
53. Warmly receive the experts who come to apply for the job, greet them in person, send them off, and even arrange accommodation, book tickets and other small links.
54. Our company is looking for a car stopper. Candidates are required to be careful, earnest, reliable, quality-conscious, customer-oriented, energetic and able to adapt to shift arrangements.
Fifty-five years old, one year or more experience in international container transportation, customers in Southeast Asia, South Asia, Persian Gulf and Red Sea are preferred.
56. Xiao Qiang applied for a job as a lifeguard in the swimming pool. The boss asked: Do you have any life-saving experience? Xiao Qiang shook his head. The boss asked again, what is your specialty? Xiao Qiang replied: I am very long, the depth of the swimming pool is 2m, and my height is 2. 1 m!
57. A foreign company came to China to recruit foreign language sales talents. The interviewer said to the candidates who came to interview: You are all talents, so you should make a good selection and try to find the candidates the company needs. I went to interview a foreign candidate, and the interviewer asked him about his basic situation in English. The job seeker never answered. For a long time, he said, I don't understand dialects. Can you speak Mandarin?
Jesse, a 58-year-old and 39-year-old German? Seifert applied for a proofreading position in the European Union. She said, "You have to be a candidate. It is not enough to be competent. " .
59. Employers believe that using their own application forms can quickly guide candidates whether they have the necessary qualities and shortcomings; In the resume, applicants can avoid their own shortcomings.
Sixty, self-confidence, "natural and graceful" touching; Determined, "perseverance" touches people's hearts; Perseverance, "work hard and complain" won the hearts of the people; Ambitious, "grand exhibition" charming heart. I wish you a successful application and smooth work!
I went to China Travel Agency, handed in my application and began to prepare for the interview.
62. I later found that "pay according to work" is a common expression used by an agency, which means that your commission depends on the number of candidates you arrange for your client company.
63. Opportunities to learn skills; Apply, smile more; Optimism and self-confidence; Dress appropriately and be polite; Understand knowledge and make good use of it; Have a good attitude and do it; Customs clearance early, good spirit, I wish you fruitful application and happy work!
64. If the interviewer wants to talk to you about money in the first interview, humbert suggests that the candidate can turn the subject around and ask him about the salary range of the position he is applying for.
65. It is difficult for Shepard to understand this fact, because he applied for a job in a mobile company, which ignored job seekers living in local shelters.
66. I saw your advertisement on the Internet, and I really want to join, because I am confident to launch this application. I hope you can take time out of your busy schedule to read it.
67. After posting this recruitment information with an annual salary of 80,000 on a website, they attracted more than 400 applicants, and finally 40 people accepted his interview. This lady is one of them.
Sixty-eight, a person applies for a lumberjack, and the logging speed is amazing. The manager was surprised: where did you learn to cut trees? Have you ever heard of the Sahara forest? Manager: You mean the Sahara desert, right? A: Yes, that's the name now!
69. In the current talent market, as long as there is a place where recruitment notices are posted, it will attract a flood of candidates. Getting an interview is an opportunity for change.
Seventy, a restaurant waiter resigned to apply for a welcome in a large hair salon because he was dissatisfied with the treatment of the restaurant. Seeing a customer coming to the door, he immediately stepped forward respectfully and asked, "How many bosses are there? What do you want to eat? " The customer paused and smiled: "Is this a restaurant?" The clerk in the shop.
Seventy-one, in order to help the interview team make a choice, the interview evaluation form is often used in the interview, and the candidates are evaluated according to some standards on the form.
Seventy-two, write in the early work experience, it is not difficult to calculate the approximate age of the applicant.
Seventy-three, self-confidence is the wall, supporting the ladder of knowledge; Open the hand of time and seize the end of opportunity; Take the leg of wisdom and climb the ladder of career with sincere feet. Good luck with your application. It's a rare opportunity.
Seventy-four, the job season is coming, and the coup for applying: optimistic and confident, neatly dressed, smiling; Speak freely, be in good condition, and don't let the tension bother you; Clever answers, no false advertisements; It is also important to always be polite in the interview. I wish you a smooth pass!
Seventy-five, if you are a rural hukou, but you want to get married, have children, apply for insurance, apply for a job, or let your children receive education in the city, then you will encounter more difficulties.
Seventy-six, Africa said that in the interview, candidates should find a balance between boasting and reserve.
Seventy-seven, the enterprise thinks that there are enough candidates waiting for work, and the labor market exceeds demand, so it is critical of the candidates.
"We test candidates at the airport, which I think is Larry test, or Sergey test," said Syl Vistam.
Xiao Wang is responsible for the recruitment of the company. Recently, the company will recruit a group of employees. Xiao Wang asked candidates to fill in the personal data form. The next day, when Xiao Wang looked at the registration form, he found that one of them had written "melon face" on his political face, and he burst into tears on the spot.
Eighty, cheerful and enterprising candidates.
He sent out cover letters one after another and applied for various job advertisements until he could no longer afford stamps.
Check your appearance carefully on the day of application.
83. Even telephone support jobs with a salary of only one-third of the average salary in Beijing will soon have thick resumes, and most of the applicants are fresh graduates majoring in software engineering.
Eighty-four, the acceptance work should be attended by relevant personnel, and should be carried out according to the established acceptance criteria.
85. Applicants are required to provide academic credentials, household registration certificates and copies of ID cards.
If you are good at needlework, you will emphasize different parts of your work experience when applying for a tailor job and an animal hospital.
Oh, your advertisement was published in this morning's newspaper. I want to apply. /7959735
88. Many employers also check whether candidates can speak Mandarin.
Eighty-nine, in Zhengzhou Motor Vehicle Manufacturing Company's recent advertisement for a sales assistant, it was clearly pointed out that the candidate should have the charm of "smiling", and what's more, the advertisement stipulated the criteria for the female candidates.
90. Pang Tong's experience tells us that being ugly may affect your job search.
91. There is a coup for job hunting. I will give you "three bags of good luck (treasure)": self-confidence is non-negotiable, and you will be refreshed; Smile and keep your good impression; Be generous in manners, keep you king, be positive and pay attention to your clothes. I wish you a smooth pass and everything will be fine.
How to get in touch with them? You can send the application materials to the employment website by email and join the job database.
93. The tortoise and the white rabbit went to look for a job. The examiner asked, "Tell me about your resumes." The white rabbit said, "I was born a white-collar worker." The tortoise said, "I took a bath in the sea once, so I am a tortoise." .
94. Make a survey of the company you are applying for, read the job advertisements carefully, and then strengthen the correlation between the resume content and the job requirements.
If you are satisfied with my application, please allow me to interview.
96. On Tuesday, China Youth Daily reported that master graduates from non-famous universities lost their competitive advantage in the application process.
97. A thorough examination of candidates' abilities is also part of interview skills.
98. Job hunting is most afraid of "three questions", but it cannot be "eloquent"; Job hunting is most afraid of "untidy clothes", but it can't be "dressed very trendy"; Send you 12 word wins motto: generous and decent, have answers, and be honest. This time, you will pass the exam smoothly.
Ninety-nine, an interviewer deliberately didn't tell the candidate the time, but vaguely said some time in these two days. After the boss knew it, he asked inexplicably, "Will this candidate choose the person he needs?" The interviewer replied with a smile: "Of course, for a lucky job like a high-risk job, it is natural to choose luck.
100. You must see new tricks when you apply for a job: your resume is seamless, your interview answers are calm and calm, your written test should be serious, your verbal communication is frank and realistic, and your style is neither humble nor supercilious. You are sure to succeed! I wish you a smooth application and a bright future!
It is unheard of for such a young person to apply for a position in a university.
Interested parties please send your resume to the email, and the title of the email must clearly indicate the position you are applying for, so as to make an appointment and refuse to visit.
I'm looking for this position now, and I'm writing to apply for it.
104. Our company will select the best candidate.
105. Filter out all applicants who do not meet the requirements.
106. During the group work, the participation and performance of each candidate will be recorded.
Dress up, have a "lean look", to sum up, have a "full report", have an exchange, have a confession, have a "polite communication", apply for a job, grasp the principles, and success is at your feet! Have a nice trip!
108. I applied for Swiss Ciba for two reasons.
109. Applicants need to bring two recent bareheaded photos for physical examination.
110. "Candidates who are not unemployed will be regarded as none at all", online recruitment notice.
1 1 1. He applied for the janitor position of Microsoft and successfully passed the aptitude test.
1 12. For example, if a laboratory wants to recruit researchers, the existing researchers in the laboratory can attend the applicant's debriefing report, but they have no right to express their opinions.
Candidates who don't make eye contact during the interview will be brushed off because they are not good at communication. Perhaps according to her cultural customs, these actions are just polite expressions.
1 14. Most hiring managers prefer candidates to have internship experience in companies' fields rather than full-time work experience in foreign fields.
Smile, be confident and believe in your own strength; To apply for a job, avoid it and deal with it calmly; Be modest, seek teaching benefits, and low-end posture is beneficial; Respect the boss, attach importance to it, be humble and polite; Graduation season, find a job, I wish you all the best!
1 16. If you want to apply for a job, SMS will bring you good luck, radiant, charming, confident, touching, brilliant and shocking, and you will surely conquer others with extraordinary talent. I wish you a successful application!
1 17. All Kirin Yuanchuang campus job fairs will have on-site written examinations. Please bring your pen and paper to prepare for the exam.
1 18. In the graduation season, when looking for a job, don't worry, just hold your horses and fight for it when you see the opportunity. Good attitude, contentment, show your talents, do your best, dress well, get along with others, have a good company and need you. Good luck with your graduation application.
Successful candidates must pay a credit and background check fee of $45. But they don't have to pay the training fee and the so-called "monthly service fee" charged by fraudulent companies.
120. Some soft skills, such as leadership, communication and determination, are increasingly becoming the reasons why candidates are unsuccessful.
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