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I did badly in the exam. I want to cry. Tell me about the failure in the exam.

1. My life now is not what I want, I asked for it.

The teacher said that we should think about the questioner's intention first in the exam. I looked at the topic.

Xueba told me that I failed in the exam, and the thin man told me to lose weight. God, what's wrong with the world?

4. Some people test strength, others test eyesight, and I test imagination.

I still remember that getting 60 marks in primary school is like being a dead father, and getting 60 marks in middle school is like being a father.

6. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

If I pass the exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.

8. When I take the Chinese exam, I always feel that I am British. When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien when I took the math exam!

9. The people who sent me away will not meet each other and will not miss me. I am me, and you are me.

10, the tragedy of life is: the exam is coming, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

1 1, zzy, you said you failed this English exam. It's worse to hear this than to hear that I failed the exam. Fool, study hard until you raise me. The baby loves you.

12, give the top few exams to others since childhood. Now it seems that I am really a good person.

13. Eyes during the exam: (_) (_) (_) Here comes the teacher: (_)

14, everyone is the first in the exam, why do you have to fight to the death?

15, failed in the exam, so many times. My parents didn't give me pressure, but I felt a lot of pressure. Didn't you try? isn't it?

16, I failed the mock exam, I am very sad. It is not that I gave up the college entrance examination, but that the college entrance examination gave up me. But since we are going to Xitang for a spring outing tomorrow, let's play first.

17, every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

18, the purpose of this exam is four words: focus on participation!

19, the exam results can open our distance, but it will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

20. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.

2 1. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?

22. When I got zero in the exam, I shouted:

23. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

I failed in the exam. My object's goal is to upgrade to the former 100 and I'm still hovering behind 300, which is his shame.

25. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.

26. Sometimes I feel too painful, and I have my own comfort function when I encounter any setbacks. I haven't been sad for two seconds after I failed the exam, so I said nothing to myself.

27, the test is good, it is summer vacation; I failed the exam. It is youth.

28. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

29. After the exam, I'm going to take a Xinjiang name, and Zhebu Club, Najibu Club and the whole cloth club.

30. If one day, I no longer care about you, please remember that you have never heard my thoughts.

3 1, I've been chasing you for more than ten years, just asking you to love me once in the final exam.

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

33. The thin man is clamoring for losing weight, the schoolmaster is complaining that he failed the exam again, and the local tyrant is frowning and crying for poverty. Life is so hypocritical.

34. I failed the biology exam today. Let me fill in a question about a parasite that currently exists in Britain. So Muslims are not the standard answer.

35. It's really tiring to see such excerpts. Go to the bar. Mom came to me to complain when she failed the exam, and instantly felt that I was an adult and she was a child.

36. Examinations are like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is: I tried my best.

Please don't call me by my name during the exam. Please call me Guo Er. Talk about funny control, talk about daquan recommendation.

38. This kind of thing, the exam ranking table, you are ugly in front of you, I am handsome in casual.

39. Influenced by those thoughts, I thought that the college entrance examination was the only way out, but I failed in the exam. Have I come to the end?

40, the exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of people next door, such as Lao Wang.