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What should I say to apologize?

Apologize as follows:

First, you seem angry, and I feel bad! If I made this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself!

second, you are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of my life; I am thoroughly remorseless for making you angry and annoying; Punish as you like, complain as you like, even if I kneel to death, I am willing; Please forgive me, as long as you accept my apology, I will do all the dishes and cook!

third, where are you? I must find you who used to be happy and carefree, and find you who always smiles. Now I don't know this sad face. I'm sorry, please come back quickly!

Fourth, when autumn comes to Ye Er, the flowers fall and my heart is lonely. If you ignore me angrily, the world will start to become miserable. The cold wind blows and the rain pours me, sweeping me to death. Please forgive me quickly and give me my soul back!

5. When you are angry, think about the days that made you laugh; Seeing my aging appearance, think about my young and handsome days; For your macho moment, think about the days when I was considerate and moved; If I am missing in my life, think about my life without me. Honey, forgive me, okay?

six, a little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you and miss you, and I can't wait to chew you!

7. I feel helpless if my greeting tickles you; If you and I get along is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if the distance between my heart is far away; Please make it clear if it has already passed.

8. My fault makes you angry, and I feel remorse in my heart. I promise it won't happen again. I will tell you by a small message: I was wrong! I only hope you can laugh and forget your worries, my good brother. Forgive me.

I don't know how to say it, but I still have to say I'm sorry.

1. I am not good, I will review; I am wrong, I am guilty; It's my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me.