Funny classic advertising language

Funny classic advertising slogan 1 1) Health makes the future. Said by: Neptune

2) Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. From: blue sky six must rule

3) Forever green, forever Qin Chi. Said by: Qin Chi.

4) Take the red flag bus and take Zhonghua Road. From: Hongqi Automobile

5) If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. From: Dabao

6) The wine in Confucius' house makes people homesick. Said by: wine from Confucius' house.

7) The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. Transfer from: Long Mu Zhuanggu Granule

8) Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy road. From: Huiyuan Juice

I only have eyes for you. From: Wahaha Pure Water

10) very cola, very choice from: very cola.

1 1) The New Year is new, fresh and interesting. Congratulations to Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola

12) presented melatonin. From: melatonin

13) Soft and confident. From: Huanxi

14) Exceed the performance limit and enjoy AMD's wonderful computing.

15) American goods, local prices from: Dell.

Funny classic slogan 2 1. Promote the health of the whole family Source: Shu.

2. Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: a big slogan posted on the back of the car.

3.fm365: True love interaction! From: fm365. com

4. Stop, and then you can see it coming from: Bank of China.

5. Everything! From: jiaozi store advertisement.

6. what you deserve: pawn shop advertising

7. Put my heart in your palm. From: Meijiajing Hand Cream

8. Drink Confucius' banquet wine and write articles in the world. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine

9. Warm family, big family of arowana. Said by: arowana

10. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (camera)

1 1. Wonderful Hunan and online celebrity are distinct! From: Red Net

12. infamous, fragrant Wan Li comes from: stinky tofu

13. Everyone is worried about presents. I send Arctic sea dog oil. From: Arctic sea dog oil

14. Building a network world comes from: winning Haiwei

15. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before it finds you: Johnson fishing tackle.

16. Xingsheng national cultural communication art classics come from a cultural communication company.

17. One call and four responses! From: Audio Company Advertisement

18. M-Zone-My website Listen to me: M-Zone.

19. Nippon paint: shining everywhere! From: Nippon Paint

20. Always let your driver's license expire before you. From: car showroom advertisement

2 1. Men have the same requirements for suits as women have for men: suits.

Funny classic slogan 3 1. Have fun up and down! From: Mitsubishi elevator

2. Yes, what can't come from: Alcatel OT5 15.

3. From my world: China Netcom

4. The solution of Four Seas comes from: IBM.

5. Trifolium: Children who learn piano will not go bad. From: Trifolium Piano

6. Clear and cool! Said by: Sprite

7. Talk about the warmth of winter from: Motorola mobile phone

8. If there is space, it may come from: Buick.

9. Everyone knows that it comes from: Arctic velvet.

10. Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. From: beauty salon billboard

1 1. More choices, more laughter from: McDonald's.

12. Weiwei soy milk, have fun. From: Weiwei soybean milk

13. The New Year is new, fresh and interesting. Congratulations to Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola

14. Left and right planning makes you successful: a corporate slogan

15. Apply "spot" as soon as possible, and don't leave "pox". From: an advertisement from a cosmetics company in Hong Kong.

16. Milk is fragrant and smooth. Said by: Dove Chocolate

17. The hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent!

18. I only have eyes for you. From: Wahaha Pure Water

19. Don't let men master it in one hand: bra advertisement.

20. Let go of your prejudice and you will make amazing discoveries! Said by: Konica

Funny classic advertising slogan 4 A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat company-"Take a man by his hat!"

An advertisement for a barber shop-"Nothing!"

An advertisement of an audio company-"Call Four Tones!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

An advertisement of an audio company-"Call Four Tones!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"Help yourself!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

No-smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before you."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"freckle early, don't leave acne."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy party is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Printing everything except banknotes."

An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."

Funny classic slogan 5 1) Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: a big slogan posted on the back of the car.

2) Stop, and then you can check it from: Bank of China.

3) If there is space, it may come from: Buick.

4) Breaking through technology and enlightening the future from: Audi

5) More lubrication and less friction comes from: unified lubricating oil.

6) As long as the hearts are connected, shake hands and make peace thousands of miles apart. From: China Unicom

7) Success and technology shine together from: Audi

8) There is no best, only better comes from Aucma.

9) Everything in the world is different, only Pepsi. Said by: Pepsi.

10) Sharing can achieve a win-win situation! From: Modern Advertising

Band-AIDS firmly believe that there is no unhealed wound.

12) Free work and relaxed life from Lenovo Tianyi.

13) Mastering the infinite future comes from: Daxian Communication.

14) The freedom of scientific and technological creation comes from association.

Paramore's life comes from Joyo.

Li Tiantian, calcium supplement and vitality from: Tian Li.

17) Water comes from health.

18) The world is wider because of you Source: China Netcom.

19) The pace of life is controlled by Ericsson.

20) M-Zone-My website Listen to me: M-Zone.

Funny classic advertising slogan 6 1. Fm365: True love interaction! From: fm365. com

Stop, and then you can see it from the Bank of China.

3. Everything! From: jiaozi store advertisement.

4. deserve it: pawn shop advertisement

5. Put my heart in your palm. From: Meijiajing Hand Cream

6. Drink Confucius' banquet wine and write articles in the world. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine

7. Warm family, the big family of Longliyu. Said by: arowana

8. Canon, we can see what you want to say. From: Canon Company (camera)

9. Wonderful Hunan and online celebrity are distinct! From: Red Net

10. infamous, fragrant Wan Li comes from: stinky tofu

1 1. Everyone is worried about presents. I send Arctic sea dog oil. From: Arctic sea dog oil

12. Building a network world comes from: winning Haiwei.

13. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before it finds you: Johnson fishing tackle.

14. Xingsheng national cultural communication art classics come from a cultural communication company.

15. One call and four responses! From: Audio Company Advertisement

16. M-Zone-My website Listen to me: M-Zone.

17. Nippon paint: shining everywhere! From: Nippon Paint

18. Always let your driver's license expire before you. From: car showroom advertisement

19. What a man wants from a suit is what a woman wants from a man: a suit.

20. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid to fix it. From: moisturizing oil

Funny classic slogan 7 1) Classic casting, with extraordinary significance. Collected from: BenQ.

2) Different from wisdom: dopod

3) The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products should strive for self-improvement. It comes from: Aoni Gleditsia Shampoo Extract.

4) A kind of classical romance that can be passed down comes from real estate.

5) Strength creates value Source: CCTV.

6) I am naturally angry! From: mineral water advertisement

7) Come in a hurry, leave in a hurry: the toilet.

8) The feeling of no friction is like flying out of: some lubricating oil.

9) Not to seduce anyone, but to care for beauty: the slogan of beauty chain stores

Born in: Johnson.

1 1) The peak feeling after endless aftertaste comes from cigarettes.

12) Crystal is bright and cool! Said by: Sprite

13) See the world with the third eye. From: seagull camera advertisement

14) A hundred words are worth a key. From: A typewriter advertisement.

15) When the sun rises, our love will always come from the sun god.

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