What funny sentences can I send on Valentine's Day?

1, buy your own roses, forget it, people will laugh; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

2. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with you around, idiots will read it. Happy Valentine's Day

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

4. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day!

I have a dream that I really want to be your water cup: get up every day, kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, hold me in your hand all the time, and love me forever without you for a day.