Humorous words to wake up.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig! ! ! ! →

Describe humorous sentences that get up late.

A: I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

Collect some funny messages that wake people up in the morning!

Hey, get up. I heard that you won 5 million. 300 people from our company are on their way to your home. Get up and open the door for us.

I wish you a happy reunion and a happy stay away from home.

You take the bus when others walk, and there is pounds in the safe.

I open it, I open it, I open it.

I wake up, I wake up, I wake up.

I get up, I get up, I-I-I-I can't get up.

If you can't get up, you can get up. For a better tomorrow, you should start working hard in the morning! !

Dear mobile Unicom users, our company has established an early morning alarm service for you. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day on time until you get up. If you cancel your subscription, please reply. I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up.

Your sorrow lies in finding a bed as a lover and an alarm clock as a wife. When you are touching the bed, the alarm clock lion roars and urges you. Your happiness lies in finding a bed as your lover and an alarm clock as your wife. When you want to cross the line with your bed, the alarm clock rings a clear alarm for you in time! Fortunately, there is an alarm clock, and it is not too late! May you wake up and welcome every day!

There is a insistence on when to rest and when to get up, a insistence on waking up and not seeing the sun, and a persistence called alarm clock, all your mobile phones are destroyed. Hehe, it's getting late. Let's put down our persistence and work happily. Good luck with your work.

3 1, get up! Don't want to be a slave in a hotbed, freeze our dreams at the moment when the alarm clock rings, stretch our arms and take a deep breath … Long live getting up! ! !

The wake-up song is very funny.

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Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

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So many people despise me. Who are you?

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Give it to me, and you don't have to worry, there is no problem!

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Relax, I'm not a good person.

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How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

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Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

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If you ignore me, I'll be a dog!

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When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

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I can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

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Some people are alive, but she is dead.

Some people are still alive, and he should have died!