A text message to wake up your girlfriend.

It's time to get up, don't sleep, you're going to become a pig, hahahahaha ~ ~ I miss you, do you miss me?

Hey, the posture is wrong. Get up and go to sleep. ..

Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm clock service. We disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. Please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up" when canceling the service.

Honey, I think ... you get up and the sun shines on PP.

Lazy pig! Dinner is ready, get up, miss!

It's dawn, wake up the pig, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping!

I will call you pig sister when I see my message, and I will call you wife when I get up without laughing.

Honey, my ex-girlfriend invited me to play. Are you coming? Ha ha laugh

Look under your bed. There are mice. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No (as long as possible)

Or you can send three in this way.

1) earthquake, go pee.

2) It seems that a stranger is watching you.

3) You forgot your room key.