Humorous greetings on women's day

1, wife, today is Women's Day, you should have a rest. Can I keep your money for a day?

2, women don't have to be beautiful, they need to be deeply loved, they don't have to be too rich, they have to be happy, they don't have to be too strong, they have to live a noble life, and I wish the women who read the text messages beautiful, touching, true love and unbounded happiness.

3. Important notice: During March 8th, women all over the country have a holiday to watch movies.

4. If a drop of water represents a concern, I will send you the whole East China Sea; If a star represents a miss, I will send you a galaxy; If a spoonful of honey represents blessing, then I will send you a hornet's nest on March 8!

5.20-year-old girl is jasmine, fresh and beautiful, 30-year-old girl is rose, delicate and charming, 40-year-old girl is lily, elegant and fragrant, and 50-year-old girl is peony, noble and gorgeous. Happy Flower Festival!

6. I cleaned the room today, so don't bother your wife; I'm cooking today, so please lift your legs. Today, I pour tea, and my wife just needs to make a gesture; ; I will do all the housework. May you smile all day! Happy Women's Day to my wife!

7. Without you, the world would collapse in half. With you, the world will turn upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. But I still want to remind you that it's time to lose weight. Happy March 8th!

8. Women's Day on March 8, when men do things and women rest; If the husband wants it, he refuses and lets him stick it on the wall. Ask for it yourself, put it yourself, and pick it up if you want.

9. You are a real jerk. What should you do if you use your mobile phone as a bomb to blow up the girls around you?

10, there are many festivals for ladies, almost all of which are occupied by you. Fortunately, it's only March 8, otherwise we men will be miserable-no, don't hit me, I didn't say anything.

1 1, you cook, I wash dishes, you make the bed and I sleep. Happy new year, dear. Don't be so mean!