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Routine love words for husband

1. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how nice you were, but because the sunshine happened to be very full that day

2. Give you all the sugar, I will want sugar from now on , you must be there

3. No matter how long it takes to meet that person, as long as you do, it will be the best time.

4. No matter how many times I type your name, it doesn’t take much effort, because the input method already knows you.

5. I’m sorry, I won’t correct my mistake. I will continue to like you.

6. Every second I don’t see you is a torment for me

7. Whether it’s love at first sight or falling in love at first sight, I like you at first sight. I just like you. You

8. When I saw a dog emerging from the bushes, I couldn't help but call out your name.

9. I have seen many road signs, but why is there no way to your heart?

10. The suffering is over, and life will become beautiful because we are together.

11. Whether it’s a cold war or a grievance, no matter what you say, a soft word, a smile or a hug, I can forgive you with a smile

12. When you don’t bother me, I will I think you are so annoying

13. You are particularly annoying today and I never tire of being cute

14. Who are you and why do I feel like I have eaten honey when I see you? Same.

15. You are the best. If someone is better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

16. You said you wanted to see me wearing a skirt but you haven’t seen me wearing a skirt yet. So you can't leave me

17. If you feel hard, come and hide in my arms.

18. If I could have super powers, I would light up the dark corners of your heart, fight off the monsters, and sneak some candy into them

19. If someone asks you, I can chase you You? Then just ask me if you can run away

20. After all, my criterion for choosing a mate is just one word: you.

21. After hearing that the husband manages the family well, the girl wants to hear the details for the rest of her life.

22. My heart is broken, can you come in and fix it?

23. I am unreasonable, unless my husband gives me a hug

24. I want to be brave Let my love for you burst out of the ground every morning

25. I can’t tell you what’s so good about you. Anyway, you are the reason why I don’t love others

26. I There are two ice creams. Come here. Come over and let me eat them for you to see.

27. I am a little sweet, a little cute, and I like you a lot.

28. I only want to I'll take advantage of you, and I'm willing to pay for it for the rest of my life.

29. I always feel that I have a special ability. I can feel it when you are nearby even if I don’t see it.

30. How can I say that I like you better than a heater in winter? Still warm and sweeter than summer cake

31. When you like someone, you want to shrink yourself and stuff it into his pocket

32. Sir, you can fall into the world of mortals, by the way , do you fall in love with me?

33. I want to kiss the wind around me, maybe it will blow on your face one day.

34. Like a clockwork machine, I will always love you more than the day before

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36. If I cheat in the future, I will be the first to come to you

37. With him, I can breathe freely; without him, the world, no matter how beautiful it is, is empty.

38. I hope time will not surprise you, the years will not disturb you, and our father will grow old safely.

39. I miss you every night when I can’t sleep

40. I will never see you again in this life, but I will never forget you in this life

41. This city makes me disgraced every day, but you have the ability to make roses bloom in the desert.

42. In this life, I don’t seek great wealth and honor, I just seek to have today and have this present every year.

43. It’s just that spring is like this, but I can’t see you.

44. As long as the candy I give you, even if it is sour, you should still taste the sweet taste

45. Tired of being a little fairy, I want to be your little one old lady. Flirting routine love words

1. I have countless attitudes toward you in this world. I only love you

2. With 5 cents from you and 5 cents from me, we can get together.

3. How about you buy me lipstick and I will give you a little bit back every day?

4. You are such a homebody. No. But you stayed in my heart untouched.

5. You are so busy, when will you have time to marry me?

6. Can you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice filling my head?

7. How special are you? Even among thousands of people walking by, even myopia can spot you.

8. You are guilty. ? Not only did you break into my heart, you also stole my heart.

9. If I could only live one day in the rest of my life, I hope it would be the day with you

10. Being safe every year is not enough. I want to have you every year

11. I like someone and then she asks then what?

12. If I am the sea, you are the shore. I want to crash all the waves on you

13. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima

14. I want to do it Your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life

15. I will never like people like you. ? I will only love you.

16. I know there are three people who like you. Who are they? Me, me, me.

17. I have gained weight recently, and it’s all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.

18. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

19. From now on, the snacks belong to me and I belong to you

20. I have never eaten candy when I met you. Why are you too sweet?

21. In In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful.

22. This is underwear, this is outerwear, you are my only one

23. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby

24. I’ve been feeling dizzy lately. Do you know the reason? I don’t know because love makes people dizzy

25. Let me tell you some bad news. What bad news? I’m not pure in my thoughts towards you.

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26. How long have you been single? Sorry to keep you waiting for so long since birth

27. Can you lend me your cup? what? Because I want to borrow you for life.

28. Do you know what kind of quilt should be covered in winter? A quilt should be a treasure

29. Can I kiss you? No. What did I just say? Can I kiss you?

30. Hold my hand when walking. Why didn’t your teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child?

31. What have you been doing lately? Keep eating. How can I still be so thin despite eating all the time? Waiting for you madly... Love words full of routines

Love words must be full of routines to seduce girls and people, but many students don't know how to do it, so you might as well learn from this article Just a moment.

1

Boss, don’t listen to her.

She wants something hot because she has a bad stomach.

2

I want to buy a piece of land from you

What land?

What is your ultimate goal?

Three

Your eyes are not as beautiful as mine!

(⊙_⊙)?

Because I have you in my eyes

Four

Do you know that among the 26 letters, I Which one do you like best?

Which one?

I like U the most

Five

Could you be more careful next time when you walk?

What’s wrong

Always hit my heart

Six

Man: Shall we bet? (There are many things that can be used for bets.)

Woman: What are you betting on?

The man pretended to think: Well, if you lose, you will be my girlfriend, and if I lose, I will be your boyfriend.

The general behavior of women: they laugh and hit you. The man took the time to ask and grabbed her hand. If the environment is good, you can hold her in your arms

Seven

Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question?

Woman: What?

Male: Do you have a boyfriend? (I had to check before that she didn’t have one!)

Female: No!

Male: Do you want me to introduce you to one? ?

Woman: Who is it?

Man: That person has the same surname as me, his name is (say his name euphemistically and mysteriously.)

Note: Keep your expression casual, smile silly, and do some intimate gestures, such as hugging, holding hands, etc. She succeeded without explicitly objecting to you!

Eight

Let me do a magic trick for you

Okay

Get better, get better I like you more

Nine

Do you know what my original surname is?

My original surname is Wang

But I am happy when I meet you

Ten

What is your blood type

Type A

No, you are my ideal type

Eleven

Man: I have always regarded you as my best friend, and I have a secret that I want to tell you.

Female: What secret?

Male: I like a girl and I don’t know what to do.

Female: Tell her! (Pay attention to her expression.)

Male: I’m afraid she doesn’t like me, so what should I do?

Woman: (Don’t care what she says.)

Man: Actually, you know her.

Female: Oh? Who is it?

Male: Yeah (hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name.)

Twelve

Do you have 50 cents in WeChat?

Yes, what’s wrong?

I have one too, let’s join together

Thirteen

Why do you want to harm me?

Sentence Where did I harm you?

It makes me like you so much

Fourteen

I can’t tell you what’s good about you.

But I am still hopelessly in love.

Fifteen

A double bed, minus eighteen centimeters with you.

This is my biggest dream right now.

Sixteen

Ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles in the spring breeze, eight hundred meters in body measurement, twenty thousand miles under the sea, Dove chocolate, vanilla flavored Baxi, cocoa brownie, durian and jackfruit, Cheese corn kernels, mashed potatoes with chicken sauce, beef tenderloin with black pepper, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs with vinegar fish in sauce, they are not as good as you, they are all not as good as you.

Seventeen

Do you have a lighter?

No

Then how did you light my heart?

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Aren’t you tired?

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It’s been running in my head all day

Nineteen

We will still be together in the next life,

If you don’t come, I am not old.

Twenty

I think you are very strange today

What's wrong?

Very good-looking

Twenty-one

There is something wrong with your face

What

My eyes

Twenty-two

Will you like me

No

Then I can teach you

Twenty-three

I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are scary

Why?

Because I am afraid of my wife

Twenty Four

Can you be my Oreo?

Why?

Because I want to pick you up.

Twenty-five

If you and I had a child, what seat do you think it would be?

What seat? Gemini?

No, our masterpiece.

Twenty-six

I want to take a leave

What kind of leave do you want

Please marry me

Twenty-seven

Which city do you like?

Let’s go to Shanghai

For some reason

I also like Shanghai very much

Oh what reason?

Because you fell in love with the whole city

Twenty-eight

Dear

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You Do you know what is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard?

What?

Routine love words with a flirty name

1. I don’t want to receive red envelopes, I just want you as my little baby

2. When I first met you, I felt What do you mean you're good and you're even better now

3. I'll do a magic trick to make you like you so much

4. The night gave me black eyes, but I only use Come to see you

5. I am living less and less like myself, more like your wife

6. I just want to see you wherever I go

7. Look up at the bright moon, lower your head and kiss me

8. Will you like me or not? I will teach you

9. Why do I tell you the date of your birthday? I forgot my password.

10. What do you belong to? You belong to me

11. What season do you like? I like the season with you

12. Are you so If your cuteness is blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return it

13. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart

14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have.

15. If your ex-girlfriend and your current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

16. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 are used to miss you

17. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eat candy and cakes, and miss you 98 times ! !

18. I’m not a chatterbox, I just waited too long to finally wait for you.

19. My dog ??likes you very much. Just follow me.

20. I like you, do you want to consider liking me?

21. I have been looking for spring for half my life, and you just smile.

22. I am really carefree and like every one of you.

23. I don’t want to show you any courtesy but I really like you

24. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my thick sugar

25. Recently The kind that needs to hide in your arms when it gets cold sooner or later

26. Was there an earthquake just now? No, then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?

27. Tell you three anti-aging methods? Love me, love me, love me

28. I’m happier looking at your chat history than my salary slip

29. Hey, why are you holding out your hand? I want to hold my girlfriend’s hand

30. I take you to drink a wine that you have never drank before? Our wedding banquet

31. The only thing I want from my boyfriend is you

32. I feel like I have seen you somewhere? On my marriage certificate

33. Should we go drinking? What kind of wine should we drink for our wedding?

34. I am missing one necessities of life. What is missing? You

35. I’m a little flirty, huh? Idiot, I’ve spent all my heart on you~