About super junior or super junior -m? (urgent)

The princess said 10 yuan: When are you going to make such a greasy face?

MC: Is Park Jung-soo the captain of SJ?

Prodigy: I hate to admit it, but it's him.

Team: Qiang Ren. . . . (glancing at the eggplant next to him)

Eggplant glared at him, and then the team began to chase eggplant.

From afar: I'm my brother, I'm my brother (incredible cry)

Take off your coat and get ready to play games.

Qiang Ren suddenly said: Sometimes when I see Eun-Hek in the dormitory, I can't tell whether he is a human or a monkey.

Princess: I'm looking for my brother. He has a long white face.

Qiang Ren: Go and get the original materials.

Who do you think will win the game?

Rabbit: Brother Qiang Ren.

MC: Why?

Rabbit: Because if you sit next to him and don't talk, you will be beaten.

DJ: Was Ishihara like this before?

Princess: I haven't had a good talk with him (our hopes are beginning to waver again)

DJ: A word to the members. What did you say to Enkh?

Fan Ji: I have nothing to say to you. . . )

250: Donghai, China

Xiaohai: Why?

250: Let's break up. We don't deserve each other at all.

Xiaohai: I'll kill you if you come down.

Rabbit: Hello, brother, I'm Sheng Min. I'm doing a live broadcast now.

Sida: You didn't say it was live because you were afraid of me swearing, did you?

Princess: We Han Geng will do whatever I ask him to do for me.

Landlord: That's because you are so annoying.

Policeman: What does your friend look like?

Landlord: Monkey Monkey

Xu Li: Brother, do you think I should wear a hat or do my hair?

Enkh: What I did today was a radio program.

Princess: I can quit the game when I have a girlfriend.

Fan Ji: Then you will play games all your life.

Moderator: TVXQ!, who is older on average! Or SJ?

Prodigy: We are getting old because of Park Jung-soo.

Rabbit: My reaction is quick.

Team: That's right. When he is very fast outside, he can immediately know which direction the girl is going to grab the focus. He is very capable.

Rabbit: The strongest should be the Qiang Ren brothers.

Team: He is the representative of the country.

Eggplant: I fell down during a performance once and felt very ashamed.

Team: Other members stood up immediately after falling, while Qiang Ren was still sitting with a sad face.

Che: I watched the program made by Han Geng and found that the art student seldom spoke. I really want him to talk more when he broadcasts.

Art student: But I was just about to speak today when I was interrupted.

Compere: Are you Park Jung Su or Qiang Ren?

Xiao Hai: I'm from Litt, but I change it occasionally.

MC: Look at Park Jung-soo's answer.

The team's answer is 6-4=3.

MC: Why did this man become the captain?

Qiang Ren: Because of my age.

Donghai: Brother Qiang Ren has many notices.

Te: There are many scandals and many situations.

Fan Ji: I will try to talk more and participate more in the future.

Princess: You can grow like this without talking.

Te: People think I'm short, but in fact I'm tall.

Eggplant: That's when you put on your shoes.

Macey: Our brother Gordon pai' ea chung-hoon is very nice and likes him very much.

Art student: Stop flattering me. Do you want to eat?

PD: How did Xi Che Jun do just now?

Landlord: Oh, what can I say? I am really bored to death.

Art student: Why do you have to come in when I'm talking?

Te Li: We just saw the police say go in, go in, so we came in.

Eggplant: Call me if you need anything.

Princess: Then you turned off your cell phone.

I am really generous.

Rabbit: We have known each other for seven years. I was invited to the movies for the first time this birthday.

DJ: I heard that Qiang Ren earns the most money.

Princess: Hey, he is a grasshopper after autumn. He won't be back for a few days.

Eggplant: Am I old Qiang Ren?

G: I'm Han Geng with an artistic voice.

Tong: I am a child prodigy from China.

Qiang Ren: Your turn. Let's go

Princess: I'm not going. You should start speaking ill of me as soon as I leave.

Enkh: Will you stop pestering me?

Donghai: I'm here to play with dogs.

The game proves that you are Kim HeeChul.

Prodigy: When is my birthday?

Xi Che: Well, this makes me very embarrassed. 1986 .....

Prodigy: Because I can't answer it, I can definitely say it's Kim HeeChul.

I really like Han Xifan.

Kifan: Brother, you always say that you love Xifan. Then why did you hit him so hard?

Prodigy: My boss didn't charge me for the modification of this car.

Qiang Ren: He just woke us up 12 in the middle of the night, asked us to sign the photo and give it to the boss.

Am I not cute like this?

Geng Bao: I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy. It's like this all day

Te: I want to hear the cheers of my teammates.

Qiang Ren: Can you hurry up?

I asked Han Geng to be our chef.

Geng Bao: Chef again. No other occupation.

Do you think this is an employment agency?

Art student: We had a good interaction with the fans at the Thai Music Festival.

Xiao 13: My brother greeted the fans in fluent Thai, and then took out the note and looked at it.

Princess: Shiyuan watched me take care of Donghai and Jifan and asked my brother if I could be Jifan and Donghai.

DJ: If he is injured, you should treat him well.

Princess: Yes, so I have to create new injuries for him and forget the old ones.

Moderator: Che Xi is very good at imitating others' dancing.

Princess: But members always say that I have time to imitate others. Why can't I spend some time practicing dancing?

Art student: SJ me for us. .......

Park Jung-soo: I see. I see. Come on.

Qiang Ren: At that time, Xu Li had to get up early every day and had a hard time.

Xu Li: Because I was still at school at that time, sometimes I would go to class after changing my school uniform.

Qiang Ren: But he has just gone out. He will be back in five minutes. Wake up the prodigy and tell him that there are two people downstairs who seem to be robbing money. Will you take me to school?

It doesn't matter if you're not particularly nice to me. I just hope you can accompany me to death.

-Very strong

Thank you for being born in this world.

-car to Geng

If it affects SJ activities, I'd rather quit.

-Tong Tosi

What I have never said this year, I will say it today. Members of SJ, thank you, I love you!

-the awards party was full of tears.

Fan Ji came to see me in tears every day.

Xi Che in the car accident.

There are fourteen people in SJ, from Te Li to ELF.

-Xi 'an toELF

You always say that I bully you, because I like you.

-Yuanqiang

I really think our members are like brothers.

Hector tosi

You can tell what he is thinking at a glance.

-car to Geng

Only Han Geng can make me do such a lovely thing

-car to Geng

Brother, I know you have suffered a lot for a long time. However, everything will be fine.

-from Geng

I will always be Ai En Hector.

-Gengtu

He has suffered a lot, so he cherishes the present.

-Special in the eyes of trainees

We just sat around the kitchen with the light on and talked all night.

-After Tong described the Eighth Human Exploration Team,

I am really the kindest person I have ever met.

-the source in Geng's eyes

Han Geng, in Korea, cheer up and be strong. I love everyone and you.

-Geng soliloquize

I am not as kind to them as they are to me 1%, so I have changed.

-feelings after a car accident

Dad, I love you.

Looking at the photo of dad and himself on the big screen, Hai couldn't help saying.

Brother, sit here. It's warm here.

-From strong to special

Kui Xian ~ Kui Xian ~

-What Kurt said when he was put on a stretcher in a car accident

They are not friends or brothers. They are a family.

-Elf Tosh.

When Shenqi signed an activity contract with China, it was found that the original contract there was to be sealed, but

I can't find the seal at once. So, I can only-press my fingerprints ... sweat.

So there is the following dialogue.

A flower: Well, which finger is it?

Opposite party: Thumb.

A flower: Is it red?

Recipient: Yes, have you seen it?

A flower: I've seen it-in a costume film.

Opposite party: ... ha s

A flower: a girl's contract .....

In a company holiday, Huahua flew to China to visit Gengbao's parents. In the evening, Huahua stayed in a hotel near Gengbao's house. In the morning, Geng Bao went to see him. He told Geng Bao that a woman called him in the middle of the night, but it was all in Chinese, and he couldn't understand it. Geng Bao had a big head at that time, guessing that it was probably those escort girls or something, so he told Huahua to collect it later, just saying a word in Chinese.

That is-get out!

However, Geng Bao didn't make it clear to Huahua at that time, just told him that it meant walking or something. As a result, Huahua learned the word smoothly. Later, when Huahua was having tea with Geng's father, Geng's father went out to go to the toilet. As a result, the flowers burst out. "Dad is gone?"

Geng Bao fainted on the spot, but fortunately Geng's father didn't hear him.

Since Geng Bao taught the word Huahua bullshit, Huahua seems to have a special love for this word and likes to hang up at every turn.

On the lips, I still feel cool. It's really scary. Fortunately, people here don't understand Chinese.

At that time, when Geng Bao taught him this sentence, he also had the same brain as Geng Bao, saying why cats fart, rabbits fart and pigs fart.

Farting is not a curse?

Someone asked Er Gengbao about the spasm of her mouth. ...

The biggest headache for Geng Bao is that when they have an argument, Huahua occasionally bursts out with a sentence-irony.

Yes! Geng Bao regretted it! Is this shooting yourself in the foot?

On this day, Dou Bao bought a bunch of toothbrushes. On the issue of choosing a toothbrush, Huahua quarreled with Geng Bao again. knot

Fruit, before Huahua wanted to say the word shit, Geng Baoxian said it several times, digging Kaka, and Huahua froze on the spot.

There, I didn't know what to say to suppress each other. At this time, Huahua gave full play to her intelligence.

Ming wit, regrouping the Chinese I learned, surprisingly broke an earth-shattering and frightening news.

Words-

Shit! ! ! ! !

... Geng Bao fell on the spot ...

This power is really greater than shit, wow, hahaha! ! !

When Gengma came to Korea, Huahua always wanted to show off some Chinese she had just learned.

He pointed to Geng Bao's five senses and said: eyes, ears, nose, mouth ... Geng Ma nodded again and again. Finally, he added

Pointing to Geng Bao's head, he came to a conclusion-pig head!

Geng's mother smiled from ear to ear and even boasted that she had learned to spend flowers ... making Geng Bao angry to death.

Because of living together for a long time, influenced by Huahua's persistence in learning Chinese, the Chinese level of tofu brain has also made a qualitative leap.

At night, the balcony.

Halfway through the song, Huahua suddenly asked, Dear, do you love me? It is normal for a flower to have this kind of intermittent numbness.

A string of skilled Korean immediately flew out of a package.

Huahua glared at him crossly: I don't even feel whether the Chinese is good or not.

A bag (trembling): I love you!

Huahua continued to stare: That's it? In fact, I want him to say that I love you very much, and I love you very much, which gives people goose bumps.

A bag (continue to shake): I love you!

Huahua (twitching): What?

A bag (winking): I love you so much! "

Huahua (angry); Hmm?

A bag (anxious): I love you so much! ! ! !

... huahua, fainted ...

During the business trip, Geng Bao sneaked out to play and saw stinky tofu sold in China store. This is a surprise.

Geng Bao bought it back quickly. As soon as he opened the door, Huahua jumped out of the room, covering her nose and asked in a frightened voice:

"Brother, do you eat poop?"

Poop is Geng Bao's language for teaching flowers. He likes to use this word very much. Geng Bao also told him that we were going.

This is a word for going to the toilet. It's an elegant word. In addition, there is also a kind of urine, which is also commonly used.

The little fool took it for granted, but once in China, when everyone was chatting together, he suddenly used it.

Wen said, "Sorry, I have to pee."

... everyone fainted.

Geng Bao naturally dumped him and continued to eat by himself. Huahua suddenly smiled and said, "When the bus comes back,

I must tell him that I like to eat poop. "

Geng Bao: ...

PS: The flower is in the middle, and the bean bag is Hao Yun.

This is my own space.

SJ fighting

Start with "Tete" and end with "f"

only「①э」

-E.L.F. (Forever Friends)

Stay with me all my life.

I love you