Funny copywriting in the circle of friends on Valentine's Day in 2022 (selected 87 sentences)

1, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with, and handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single.

2. It's almost 520, and I have a small wish that can be realized: a lover can't love his family!

I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

4. Valentine's Day without a lover, a holiday that does not belong to our single aristocrats.

5, single for a long time, even like it.

I met you in summer. You are brighter than sunshine, and you are gentler than white clouds.

7. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

8. Love can be late, but takeout can't.

9. I get angry at the thought of a wild animal holding my future wife's hand in the street on Valentine's Day!

10, the evening breeze inspires feelings, and the bright moon is unexpected.

1 1. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

12, I dare not tell you all my emotions, because every emotion is related to you, and I want to confess to you when I say it.

13. Save all the romance and give it to you when I meet you.

14, there is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

15, single, single, who do you want to be with?

16, don't deny yourself, you are very kind, gentle and especially worthy.

17, someone asked me, what are you going to do this valentine's day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

18, some people, once met, will look at it for ten thousand years; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

19, if you are not nice to your wife, don't blame others for being nice to your wife.

20. Except for marrying you and transferring money, it is false to say that you like you and miss you. Might as well make a lot of money to be caring and attentive.

2 1, I understand that some people come from a sea of people and will eventually return to a sea of people.

22. On May 20, don't send photos everywhere to show your love. It will be bad if you hit your face.

23, I forgot to stay, I forgot to cry, I forgot to be fragile, you can't understand my sleepless nights, and your dreams are all about you.

24, acquaintances are not easy to start, strangers are not easy to speak.

25. Those who want to marry me in the future, please do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you!

26. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

27. I must be the first person to miss you today. If not, it doesn't matter. I think about it every day, one day.

28. Heroes don't ask the source, and singles don't look at their age.

29, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, you still expect 520, wash and sleep?

30. Every day, every moment, thinking of you and loving you occupy the most important position in my mind.

3 1, that day, I received a lot of text messages to check in, and later found out that the mobile phone belonged to my wife.

32. I am introverted for three minutes, and I want to accompany you for many years.

33. I want to take your hand to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery and taste the dry ocean and rotten rocks.

I want to go to the movies with my friends tomorrow. Do you have any good friends to recommend?

If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to take off.

36. If your heart is the X axis, then I am a sine function, rotating, receiving and releasing around you.

37. You are a positive number, I am a negative number, we are both rational numbers, and we are made for each other!

38. If you can't understand this feeling, you'd better give up.

39. If I said a lot of nonsense to you that day, I actually missed you.

40. I gave you twelve notes, twelve for friends, twelve for lovers, twelve for lovers and twelve for family. So the name of twelve is unforgettable.

4 1, bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

42. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

I want you to know that there are always so many people waiting for you in this world whenever and wherever.

We used to feel sorry for each other, but now we are strangers.

45. I like being single too much. I suspect that I was a widow whose husband died in a previous life.

46. True love is that he can cross thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian, and he can see you at a glance.

47, beautiful melody, just for you to play; Happy words are written only for you; Naughty love words, just for you; You are so different.

48. If I can watch you leave in my life, it will prove that I have forgotten.

49. I want to watch the sea hand in hand with you and miss you back to back. I'm glad to have you.

50. Up to now, no one has come to confess, which is really suffocating!

5 1, the whole world is filled with the sour smell of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

52. I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow. I haven't received anyone yet.

53, Valentine's Day alone, have the ability to test let me live alone.

54. Valentine's Day is a holiday that I don't have to celebrate. Valentine's Day is my taboo day.

I can't catch a glimpse of my plain face. If you want to miss it, miss it.

56. I am finally indifferent to your bright head.

57. When I think of having you in the future, I feel that this is an earth-shattering event, and I hope the whole world will know it.

58. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

This Valentine's Day seems to be just you and me, my bed.

6 1, women always say that men are perverts, but they are not foxes.

62. I want to put you in my dream and walk as far as possible together.

63, human affairs are too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

64. Everyone is looking forward to 520! In fact, 520 means that five minutes of feelings and two people's affairs are finally equal to 0.

65, like a person to confess, in case it becomes a spare tire?

66. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up, dress up and eat melon seeds at home.

67. I love you and I want to write you an IOU. It says, I owe you a lifetime of gentle care, divided into 100 thousand years ~

68. Unexpectedly, I actually had a Valentine's Day today!

69. You should spoil me, spoil my little temper, understand my words and take good care of my children.

70. Heroes don't ask the source, but love me quickly.

7 1, Valentine's Day will be in a few days. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller.

72. Some people appear in your life just to tell you how gullible you are.

73. I am a prodigal son who always walks alone in the distance.

74. Valentine's Day is coming. I can only say sorry to myself: sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

75. Isn't it single? One day, I was forced to send WeChat one by one. I love you, which one is what.

76. God will not be kind to spoony people, it will only lead to death.

77. I miss you. It's the kind of miss that can't be solved by phone. Is the thought of meeting you and hugging you.

78. In the alternation of seasons, I accompany you to watch the sunrise and sunset day and night.

Since the day I met you, I have added you to all my future plans.

80. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

8 1, excuse me: how to pick up girls? What is the appropriate water temperature?

82. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

83. Looking forward to smiling with you. Without your flower, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it really doesn't smell good!

84. Everyone may fall in love with another person. If you want love, you can't be afraid of scars.

85. Interesting singleness is better than love.

It doesn't matter if you are single, there is still a long way to go.

87. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.