Line sketch of fallen leaves returning to their roots

A: Xie Xie, the tomb buyer, is the nephew of the deceased's second uncle.

Cemetery salesman, cemetery salesman.

C: Uncle Henry's foreign friend (A and bilibili are in front of the cemetery sand table).

A: Why hasn't it come yet?

Wait a little longer!

(Company C gasps and runs onto the stage)

Hello, guys. Excuse me, is this the 250 cemetery?

A: Yes! ?

C: Yes! I'm so smart, I just found the 89th one and got it right!

A: Uncle! (crying, stumbling to get the ashes, kneeling and crying) Uncle, why did you leave? You didn't tell me, oh ...

Come on, you are a grave buyer, there is no need to cry like this!

A: Uncle, when I was two years old, you went to visit foreign countries. I just heard that you succeeded, and you went to a funeral. As a grave seller, my uncle likes luxury and noise all his life. I wrapped the whole grave, hung a trumpet on every tree, and played the sound of traffic for me 24 hours.

Sir, you have a lot of extra expenses. ?

A: With the elders gone, what's wrong with the younger generation spending some money? How expensive can your most expensive grave be? ?

B: 48 1 m2. ?

A: (Cold) What's the cheapest? ?

B: forty-seven thousand pounds. ?

C: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

A: (turning to Henry) Mr. Henry, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me after he left?

Let me tell you something. Your second uncle starved to death abroad. I even paid for the plane ticket. Can you quote me the ticket you saw? ?

A: (walks up to Henry slowly and gives him a hug) That's it.

Where is it?

I tell you, Mr. Henry, this is not my second uncle at all! Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

C: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle was alive! Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is thank you. Your whole family is very polite.

A: There are many polite people. They are all my second uncles.

C: Your second uncle remembers that today is your thirtieth birthday. He asked me to give you this urn as your birthday present.

A: Wait a minute. Does planting trees cost money?

B: Hey, hey. 4444 yuan, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

It is said that people should be reborn after death, but is it appropriate to plant trees on the urn? In the future, they will be reborn as vegetarians, or plants versus zombies. After all, you can fulfill the wishes of the dead, son.

A: It's not that I'm not round. A broken grave costs more than 40 thousand yuan, and people can't live.

B: Gnome male-"Gnome male-",the living don't live in graves, so graves are expensive.

A: dancing is good, but does it cost money?

B: 4711yuan, section 1.

A: Although the money is not expensive, I'm afraid I'll be alive and kicking, Uncle.

B: I almost forgot, sir. I take the liberty of asking you, does your second uncle have a local account?

A: What's the difference?

B: If you are local, you can be buried immediately after your death.

A: what about outsiders?

B: You must die for five years first, and then you can buy this grave with your personal tax-paid invoice five years later.

A: Just right, I can't buy it.

Ah, sir, don't worry about it. I have a list here. These are local old ladies who just died. You can choose one to get married, and you can buy a grave as soon as your second uncle comes.

Do you still need to make trouble in the bridal chamber?

Mr. Xie, you are so bold. I entrust you to buy two sets of graves, one for my second uncle and the other for us to rent out and repay the loan with rent.

Your company told me to take care of my grave. So, please don't bother us. I'll discuss it with my second uncle.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Come back. You have no money. You can buy a grave.

C: This check is for my nephew. Thank you.

I am. Thank you.

C: One million dollars.

B: Mr. Xie, we have a big grave here, which is especially suitable for you. Bury your second uncle in it. Get out.

Oh, my mother, my uncle, my mother.

I'm sorry for your loss. Think about the grave.

Grandpa, I have made up my mind. Let's go home. Uncle, this grade is too low. I'll accompany you to see the affordable grave in a couple of days.

C: Hey, hey, you haven't reported my ticket to me yet.

Extended data:

The sketch "Leaves Back to Roots" is the work of the 8th CCTV TV sketch contest, which was performed by MCA Fornag. The sketch skillfully takes buying graves and selling graves as the main line, and reflects real problems such as high housing prices, restrictions on purchases and human feelings, which is ironic. In addition, the works are humorous and the scenes are hot during the performance. Forwarding on the network, the click rate continues to climb, causing a very high response.

Performers of MCA Funach's essay "Leaves Return to Roots": Wang Ning, Chang Yuan and Allen. Screenwriter and director: Yan Fei. Producer: Beijing Mahua Entertainment Culture Development Co., Ltd. .. This sketch is from the opening segment of Mahua FunAge 20 1 1 hilarious New Year drama "Count Wulong Mountain Scenic Resort".

After thirteen years of hard work, MCA FunAge has formed a strong brand appeal and influence. MCA Funach's stage plays in the Grand Theatre have toured all over the country all the year round and performed in more than 50 cities including Shanghai, Shenzhen, Guangzhou, Tianjin, Wuhan, Shenyang and Nanjing. The annual performances of the Grand Theatre exceed 1 1,000, which directly brings infinite joy to more than one million audiences.

At present, MCA FunAge is ahead of its peers in terms of annual performances, audience and box office revenue, and has become the most appealing comedy brand in China stage play market.

Since 20 12, Mahua Entertainment has explored the multi-screen integration development model and expanded to the film and television and network new media industries. 20 12-20 15 landed on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening for four consecutive years, and made frequent appearances in several satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

From 2065438 to 2002, Mahua Fengwu produced online dramas such as Mahua Fengwu Theater, (1 and 2 seasons) and Jianghu Academy. In 20 15, the film "Goodbye Mr. Loser" became the biggest dark horse in the domestic film field in 20 15, and made a box office achievement of1444 million yuan.

In the future, MCA FunAge will form two business segments: performing arts and film industry, and expand into musical, comedy film, online drama, column drama, artist brokerage, entertainment marketing and other fields with its strong comedy content creation strength, and strive to become a comprehensive and serious vertical comedy content entertainment company.

Mahua FunAge's creative team and signing artist: Mahua FunAge pays attention to cultivating and forming a talent team in the development process. At present, the company has a full-time creative team and hundreds of contracted artists, including Shen Teng, Mary, Allen, Wang Ning (retired), Chang Yuan, Du Xiaoyu and Song Yang and other well-known domestic comedians. Is the most influential and creative comedy team in China. ?

Creative team:

Yan Fei, Peng Damo, Song Yang, Yang, Huang, Jiang Yanliang, Leng, Zhang Chiyu, Dong Tianyi, Huang Zihang, and so on.

Signed actor:

Shen Teng, Mary, Allen, Chang Yuan, Huang Cai Lun, He Zijun, Jia Rui, Song Yang, Wang Ning (left), Wang, Wang Yuanhu, Yang Yuanhan, Yang Xiaoming, Zhu Weiwei, etc.

In 2003, the first hilarious comedy "I'll give you a twist if you want to eat" was released, with 40 performances in a row, which was welcomed by the audience and reported by the media.

Since 2003, MCA FunAge has successively released 25 original stage plays, which triggered a drama-watching craze and became a cultural hotspot, and made important contributions to cultivating the audience's habit of watching dramas and creating the consumption habit of "phenomenal" cultural entertainment.

In 2008, five plays of MCA Entertainment, Crazy Stone, A Xiang, French Dinner for Two, Nobody Laughs and Sweet and Salty Match, were staged throughout the year. Among them, the "Crazy Stone" by Twist FunAge has started a national tour.

On 20 1 1 year, Twist FunAge started its national tour with the classic Earl of Wulong Mountain, and set up Guangdong subsidiaries of Twist FunAge in Shenzhen, Shanghai and Tianjin successively. Ma Hua Fu Naige's Shanghai subsidiary and Ma Hua Fu Naige's Tianjin subsidiary also performed large-scale performances in Tianjin. ?

From 20 12, MCA FunAge became a new force in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. The original sketch "Today's Happiness" has brought a new wind to the Spring Festival Evening sketch, and it has been commented as "the best sketch of the year" by many viewers.

After that, he appeared in CCTV Spring Festival Evening for four consecutive years, creating multilingual original programs, which were well known and loved by the national audience, and the brand influence expanded. In the same year, the first weekly online sitcom "Mahua Scenery Theater" created by Mahua Scenery was launched on the home page of LeTV, which formed a benign echo with the stage play and created a position for online drama.

20 13 as a leading cultural and entertainment brand focusing on stage performances in China, MCA FunAge is invested by China Cultural Industry Investment Fund, the only national cultural industry investment fund approved by the central government. ?

In 20 15, MCA Entertainment created and produced the film "Goodbye, Mr. Loser", which became a phenomenal film at the box office in the same period, and ranked second in China 2D box office list with a box office income of/kloc-0.45 billion yuan. The film and television business has become the twin engines for the development of Mahua FunAge.

This film comes from a report in Southern Weekend in 2005, which tells the story of a migrant worker transporting a corpse thousands of miles away and transporting his companion's body back to his hometown for burial. Zhang Yang thinks that in modern society, there are such people who transport the bodies back in such a stupid way, but from him, they can feel pure human things, and the story itself is very cinematic, which is a very good theme of road movies.

Regarding the choice of the leading actor, Zhang Yang said that Zhao Benshan was his first thought, and he thought that the image of Zhao Benshan should be the feeling of migrant workers. Although they didn't know each other before, Zhao Benshan also thought that Zhang Yang's films seemed to be written for him, so he agreed.

Zhang Yang said that due to the characteristics of this film, all the other characters except Zhao Benshan played for two or three days and called to help arrange a series of plays. These actors have a good personal relationship with Zhang Yang, and they belong to the auxiliary nature.

Qiwen Hong, who plays "Zombie" Lao Liu in the film, was chosen because all the shooting locations of the whole drama were chosen by Qiwen Hong together with directors, photographers and artists. In the process of choosing scenes, director Zhang Yang asked him to audition. After the audition, Qiwen Hong successfully won the role and let Zhao Benshan play behind his back for more than two months.

201515 On February 29th, the listing application of Mahua Funa (stock code: 835099) was approved and successfully landed on the New Third Board, which was well received by the asset market.

201810/kloc-0 "China cultural industry investment fund (limited partnership)", the second largest shareholder of MCA, listed and transferred its stake in MCA10/.33%, and the reserve price for listing and transfer was 6/kloc. As the priority transferee of shares, Zhang Chen, Yu Kai and Liu Hongtao, the three holding managers of Mahua Entertainment, intend to accept all the shares transferred by the second shareholders of state-owned enterprises.

Time goes back to 2003. At this time, you, the director who created the drama "Cui Hua with Pickled Sauerkraut", found Zhang Chen and wanted to adapt the published novel "loved one who is a bachelor" into a TV series. This should have been a complacent preparation process, but it suffered from SARS. The TV series shooting plan was put on hold, and the three turned their attention to the drama market.

At that time, there were both serious movies and light movies. On the other hand, the drama market is full of serious works. The three hit it off: "Do comedy if you want."

The plot of "I want to give you a twist now" is hilarious, with humorous lines, counting the current events of the whole year, and criticizing various unhealthy phenomena in society in laughter. The final ending is also complete and warm, conveying positive energy. This style was continued in the later works of MCA Funach. At that time, the audience felt very fresh and beautiful when they saw such a play.

After the performance of the first play, although the box office was bleak, the audience responded well. Zhang Chen and Yu Kai decided to keep the play going for a long time and make it the main business of the company. At that time, there was already "I'll give you a twist if I want to eat", but there was no such name as "Twist FunAge".

Before the production of the fourth twist drama "Teasing the Landlord", people were still discussing the brand name endlessly. Many people think that the word "distortion" is too serious. As far as Kaili is concerned, we chose "Twist" as the brand name. Because you can't use a kind of food as a brand name when you register in the industrial and commercial bureau, you added the word "happy" in front of it, and "twist fun" was born.