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Who can provide me with some short messages about the water-splashing festival?

1. Who the fuck threw it at me? People advise: it is a blessing to vote for you. Bitch: Please, some idiot threw boiling water at me!

A group of tourists took part in the water-splashing festival. Suddenly someone shouted: Ali Ebi was angry with me and threw books at me!

The tour guide explained that splashing water represents the blessing of the local people, and the tourists shouted: Dear, don't treat me as a port, let's do something! (Shanghai dialect)