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The complete collection of April Fools' Day pranks

Text message pranks

April Fools' Day text messages are becoming more and more popular among people because of their conciseness, humor and easy operation. Dear friends, you don't have to worry about it. You can just click on your phone or mouse to realize the fool's action. Although people may not necessarily follow the prompts in text messages nowadays, it is still good to make fools laugh through this method. The reporter collected some frequently used classic text messages from the Internet for your reference.

1. Text messages about mobile phones

Emergency reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in recent days. When going out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you. Used for lightning protection, remember!

Secret tips for making free calls on your mobile phone: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg and then turn off before the second ring. The call will be free at this time.

This is a well-designed text message. Turn your phone upside down and you will see wonderful patterns... Is it fun to turn your phone upside down?

According to research from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking your phone in water for 1 minute before talking can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

Dear user: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, it proves that your phone is infected with a virus. Please take out the phone card immediately and clean it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that no matter what question he was asked, he would just shake his head or answer "no". Have you heard of this story?

Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are idiots. !

You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. You hold the pot lid on your head and carry cabbage in your hands. You always think that you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the second generation fool!

To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.

3. Text messages about health

Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated!

4. Other text messages

Attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

Notice: Tomorrow morning, leaders will inspect the work. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

Seismic station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

The method of bullying people online

The key to using computers and the Internet to bully people depends on your smart mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your abilities Imagination and creativity, link by link, set up a dragnet, leaving the fool with nowhere to escape and unable to laugh or cry.

The most basic method: simple and easy, suitable for everyone who uses computers

Set a screen saver on other people’s computers while they are in the toilet, and add a password; fake website administrator Speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and exit"; send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, package it again... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, repeat this cycle several times, and finally when the other party opens the email, only 6 words: Today is April Fools’ Day!

Disguise: Suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ

Use emergency events to distract those who are using instant messaging software and open the modification of the instant messaging software Personal information options, using the keyboard and mouse, will completely modify the online appearance of the fool. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don’t forget to destroy any evidence that may reveal your identity. This method is not easy to detect. Not only will the fooled person's friends be confused about who he is for a while, but even the fooled person himself will be confused for a while.

Another method is to try to obtain the OICQ number of the person being fooled, apply for a new OICQ number yourself, and fill in the personal information according to the details of the person being fooled. Add the fooled person to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the other party's weakness and start a "big bombing" on it. The main purpose of this method is to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding it when using it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.

Remind the fooled: No matter when and where you are, you must remember to lock the system before leaving the computer. Once you suspect that you have been tricked, you can only observe carefully and carefully to crack it.

Substantiation: Change some settings on the fooled computer

Use the microphone and the "Recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some scary or bizarre sounds, and then set them to Windows The sound of turning on (off) the machine. In this way, when the fool turns on (or shuts down) the phone, you will definitely be shocked.

Change the target folder corresponding to "My Documents" on the fool's computer, making him mistakenly think that all the documents he has worked so hard to write have disappeared.

Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools. After letting them click on the shortcut to open the program, they find that the program that is started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fooling people is first-rate, enough to make the fooled person's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise, and his whole body break into a cold sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because if you are not careful, you can make a big mistake.

Reminder: Don’t give anyone access to your computer on April Fool’s Day.

Move on the hardware: When a computer fails, most people will look at whether there is a problem with the program or network, and rarely consider the subtle hardware aspects

You can be fooled before you are fooled. Before going to work, loosen the power plug of the monitor or the mouse plug. This way, when the fool turns on his computer at work, he will find a black screen on the monitor or a prompt that the mouse cannot be found. Just when he does not know what to do, you can Show up bravely and solve the problem easily. Then the other party will not only not think of being fooled, but will also be very grateful to you.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, which is to adjust the contrast of the monitor to the lowest level so that the screen is dark. As a result, unless the other party is very careful, it will be extremely difficult to discover the real reason. If he thinks there is a hardware problem, he may "tear his computer into pieces" to find out the cause.

Reminder: Pay attention and carefully observe the power indicator light of the monitor. As for whether you can discover the problem, it depends on how deep your practice is.

Lifestyle version of the method of manipulating people

1. Make strange-flavored Coke

Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, Mustard and other condiments are used to carefully prepare a strange-flavored Coke with a normal color. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then hand over the Coke generously. The other person is unsuspecting, and he drinks it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.

You can also concoct it according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.

2. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits

Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully spread the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good) !) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount will depend on your personal "eating" habits, and finally glue it together to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically at all. You just need to put it in an obvious place. It is best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. People will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.

3. Request a song

Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When you get through, say the following: This is a music station, and Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!

This method is suitable for dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally closer people. In addition, you must not laugh during the phone call to avoid affecting the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but do not put a stamp or write your own sending address (otherwise will be refunded to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a mail collection notice from the post office, telling him that he has an unpaid mail, please go to a certain post office to collect it, and pay double the postage. When he came to a certain post office in the dust, he respectfully handed over double the postage, opened the envelope, and found a small note floating out of it, which said "Happy April Fools' Day!" However, this prank may have been delayed. There will be errors, and the effect may not be as good as imagined.

5. Give gifts

If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, and fill the box with scraps of paper. And loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom fell off and the shreds of paper flew all over the room, giving the Fool half an hour to clean up.

6. Measurement

The prankster took a piece of rope, stopped a pedestrian, and asked him to help measure the size. Then he held the other end of the rope, turned the corner of the building, and stopped another pedestrian, repeating the same pattern. Then you can hide away and watch the fun. People on both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, then put down the rope when there is no movement, and go to the other party to ask for clarification. Only then will they realize that they have been fooled.

This is a great way to fool strangers.

A Fool’s Classic Joke

On April Fool’s Day, the media in some countries around the world have also joined the ranks of “making news and making fools laugh”. In a word – I’ll lie to you without negotiation!

The classic fake news on April Fool’s Day in the past 10 years

On April Fool’s Day, people who are troubled by tedious work and boring life can make all kinds of jokes, as small as putting their family members at risk. A friend’s trouser legs were sewn together so big that Thatcher and Gorbachev kissed in the park. Many serious media made big jokes on this day, making fun of celebrities, readers and even members of the royal family. Here let’s take a look at the “classic April Fool’s Day jokes” from the past 10 years.

1991: Mona Lisa's Frown

The British "Independent" reported that an art team discovered a shocking secret while cleaning the famous painting "Mona Lisa" , after removing the dust from the painting, the woman who has taken the world by storm with her "mysterious smile" turned out to be frowning.

1992: Partition of Belgium

On April Fool's Day of this year, the "London Times" used a large page to report the news that Belgium would be divided into two. The report said the Dutch-speaking northern part of Belgium would be annexed to the Netherlands, while the French-speaking southern part would be annexed to France. The report was so serious that it even included a detailed map of the divisions. It actually fooled the British Foreign Minister at the time. He also expressed his readiness to accept a TV interview to discuss this "important issue."

1993: Separate telephones for men and women

Germans, who are known for their seriousness and rationality, also made a joke on April Fool's Day. A local newspaper in Germany said that the local area is preparing to introduce a new telephone system in which men and women will use different phones because "women occupy the phone for too long."

1994: "Drunk Internet use" is not allowed

The famous computer magazine "PC Computing" published an article stating that the U.S. Congress will pass a bill to ban drunk Internet access. Like drunk driving, it is illegal to talk about sex online.

1995: The Queen of England has a biological uncle

The British "Independent" reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II and George V. illegitimate son. The report, titled "The Queen's Throne is Threatened," described the farmer's life experience in a clear-cut manner. It also said that the legal heir to the throne had filed a lawsuit with the local court to regain the throne that should belong to him.

1996: Biological creatures discovered on Jupiter

The Internet, which was still an emerging media at that time, soon joined the ranks of producers of "April Fool's Day" fake news. On April 1 of that year, the first news users of America Online saw after logging in was: A government official revealed that living things had been discovered on Jupiter. The report claimed that the U.S. government had obtained evidence of life on Jupiter, but had kept the news secret. The CEO of "AOL" and a well-known biologist came forward to confirm the reliability of the news. After this news went online, there were more than 1,300 comments, and people called relevant government departments to inquire about the news.

1997: Cars that drive away animals

Germany's BMW announced that it has developed a new type of car that can emit ultrasonic waves and drive away animals. animals on the road, thereby achieving the purpose of reducing and avoiding traffic accidents.

1998: "Guinness Time" replaced "Greenwich Mean Time"

On March 30 of that year, the famous Irish beer company Guinness announced that it had reached an agreement with the Greenwich Observatory Agreement, the company will become a sponsor of the Observatory's Millennium Event. In exchange, from 1998 to the end of 1999, "Guinness Time" will replace "Greenwich Mean Time". 1999: Britain changes national anthem British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) Radio 4 reported that the British national anthem "God Save the Queen" will be replaced by the EU's "unification national anthem" and will be sung in German. This "unification national anthem" uses music by Beethoven, and the BBC also broadcast a version sung by British primary school students, and claimed that Prince Charles's office also called the radio station to request audio and video tapes of the song.

2000: Free Cars

The famous American men's magazine "Esquire" introduced readers to a new car company called "Freewheels", saying that this company is Prepare to promote free cars to the public. The bodies of these cars will be covered with advertisements. The revenue of "Free Wheels" will come from these advertisements.

2001: The "blue sky" is no longer

The British "Mail" announced that the sky is gradually becoming eclipsed and no longer as blue as before. The newspaper said the conclusion came from a five-year study. The study said the amount of blue pigment in the sky fell from 9.3% in 1996 to 6.9% in 2001.

2002: Bill Gates unfortunately became a "fool"

Two comedy announcers at a French-language radio station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada decided to find a "Fool" on "April Fool's Day" The "harder to deceive guy" was "happy", so he called Microsoft's corporate headquarters, claiming to be a staff member of the Canadian Prime Minister's Office, and asked Gates to answer the call from Prime Minister Chretien. Surprisingly, Gates' assistant easily answered the boss's call without verifying the other party's identity. So the two "liars" pretended to be Chretien and had a 10-minute phone conversation with Gates.