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What ambiguous sentences are there on the Internet?

1. Women call men. Ai: Are you busy tonight?

The man expects and pretends to say, that depends on what it is.

Subtext: If it's business, I'm sorry, I'm busy. If it's personal, gnome male-".

At the dinner table, men and women talk while eating. Women's eyes dodge and are shy from time to time.

The man looked into the woman's eyes deeply: "Have you always been so fond of suppressing your feelings?"

Subtext: I know you are interested in me, but it's not enough to be interested. You have to act quickly!

When the master said this, he must have conveyed his deep affection and regret through a magnetic voice. As soon as this was said, the atmosphere became extremely ambiguous.

3, the bar, men and women drink.

The woman called the waiter: give me and my husband a martini each.

The man was flattered, and the woman smiled generously: recently, couples have discounts.

The man suddenly lost, and the woman smiled with a wave in her eyes. ...

Think about it, even the husband has called, and the fool knows what to do next.

4. Late at night, the man sent the woman downstairs.

Just as he was about to say goodbye, the man approached the woman's face and said, "May I go up and have a cup of coffee?"

Do you think he really left after drinking coffee?

5. Late at night, the man sent the woman downstairs.

Just as she was about to say goodbye, the woman smiled affectionately and seemed to say casually, "Would you like to come up and sit down?"

If this man really does nothing, it's hard to say what will happen later. Have you heard the story, "Why did you get beaten? Kissed her because she didn't get permission? "

"No, because I didn't kiss her when I got permission."

6. The netizen called the first time.

The woman said excitedly and sincerely, why does your voice sound like my boyfriend many years ago?

Subtext: Actually, I still miss him. Of course, it doesn't matter if it's someone else.

7. After a test, the man invited him to dinner.

W: I can't promise to go out with you. I'm afraid I can't hold on.

Subtext: Don't you find a woman who can't control herself attractive?

8. Late at night. The man asked the woman to sit at home and talk about it. The woman hesitated a little.

M: Don't worry, I'm not a casual person.

Subtext: But I'm not a person when I get up casually.

Warm temptation

The so-called temptation, everyone chooses, is to coax and cheat together and then something happens. There are many ways, such as writing and martial arts. It is best to defeat the enemy without fighting, and let the other side surrender in a few words.

1, winter night, cloudy day, a man and a woman walked out of the cafe full of emotional appeal.

M: Do you want to see the stars with me?

W: But it's cloudy.

Man: That's all right. I know a place where you can lie down comfortably and watch. ...

Half an hour later, they were lying on the bed in the man's bedroom, counting the fluorescent stars stuck on the ceiling together.

When we met for the first time, the man was surprised and thoughtful: I have a feeling that we must have met somewhere.

If you give him more time, he will talk endlessly: when he sees you, he feels deja vu, extremely cordial, and extremely intends to make further development.

If you think he is ridiculous, you can just say: Yes, you look like the thief who stole my wallet last time.

3. The road is quiet and a little cold at night. Come out of the company gate.

He said with concern, let me take you home.

Subtext: If I guess correctly, I can hold your hand on the road. There must be a big enough bed at home!

4. The weather changed suddenly. The men and women on the road trembled.

The woman can't help leaning towards the man, but she is also trembling: it's so cold.

Subtext: Actually, you don't have to take off your clothes at all. It's much warmer when two people hug each other.

5. On the wine table, push a cup for a change. Women can't drink enough and often show weakness.

The man stepped forward: Come on, I'll drink for her.

Subtext: If you can drink from a cup, the relationship will naturally become ambiguous. Who doesn't know, when Pan Jinlian seduced Wu Erlang, he said, If you are interested, give me this half cup of residual wine.

6. Men call women. Then keep silent.

Woman: Why don't you talk?

Man: Shh, I want to hear your breathing.

Subtext: You are so ambiguous, I don't believe you have no feelings!