The most spoofed April Fool's Day message

1. Dear customer, due to system failure, your address book will be deleted in minutes. Please make a backup. Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas!

3. The teacher criticized the students who didn't do well: How can you just copy other people's papers in the exam? The student retorted: I didn't copy it casually, I made it myself! The teacher said, what did you do? Student: Name and test number!

From now on, the salary of all employees in our unit will increase by 50%. Please pick it up at the Finance Department at 23:59:59 on April 1? What's missing this month

I don't know how to send a message. Send one first. If you get it, call me, ring twice and hang up, okay? !

6. Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, I think of you for the first time-happy holidays!

7. April Fool's Day text message will teach you how to be a man, and you will be stupid when you see the information. If you don't turn, you will become a fool. Deleting it is a fool. If you reply, you are a fool. April Fool's Day text messages will make fools happy.

8. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

9. due to? Peace? In order to prevent the phone from being damaged, please turn it off for a week to ensure safety! April fool's day funny message

10. On our friendship journey, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you. Did I choose to walk behind you and run up when you accidentally fell? Step on your foot!

1 1. I've been trying to say three words to you these days, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even say it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

12. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always enjoy eating, and you always fall asleep while sleeping. I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you! Psychological test: If you race a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; You are slower than a bear? Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day! I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth.

13. Shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.

14. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

15. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

16. "I'll make you a sweet and sour fish, which makes you smarter after eating the head, brighter after eating the fish, smarter after eating the fish, and longer after eating the fish. April 1 April Fool's Day. I wish you a fool after eating fish. Happy April Fool's Day. "

17. I was madly in love with you, and you followed me everywhere. Now I'm tired of looking for you. I can't sleep at night without you. Honey! Don't get me wrong, people who read text messages? My bike is missing. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

18. Today, on April Fool's Day, a fool's order was issued: it is wonderful to learn to bark like a puppy; Laugh three times in the air and good luck will surround you; I advise you to carry it out quickly and ask why fools don't obey orders and fools don't listen to them. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. In order to celebrate your festival, China Mobile Company specially launched the following activities: If you feel uncomfortable, please call 10086! Please enter after connecting? Am I? Wind? , I am? Sand? I am the wind and sand? . April 1, April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday.

20. The wind is raining and the moon is hooked. You push the sandalwood chariot to run, and your hair flies in the drizzle! Suddenly you stop the chariot, glare at the front and shout at the sky: collect the junk! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. Birds fly over the sky, leaving nothing in the sky. The wind is blowing from the ground, and the ground is gray. As time goes by, my eyes are full of loneliness. I walk with you and you live in my heart.

22. When you have nothing to do, you will feel bored. My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you a message, because another fool saw my message, hey hey, happy April Fool's Day!

23. If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off; The cold wind cannot stop our friendship; I hold your hand and say: reform well and reduce your sentence as much as possible! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. The green one is called watermelon, the yellow one is called pumpkin, the white one is called pear melon, the long one is called loofah, the bitter one is called bitter gourd, the sweet one is called melon, the short message is called fool, and the big fool laughs after reading it.

25. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, full of memories in the dark. I miss you uncertainly, and I really want to hit you!

26. If I had a pair of wings, I would fly to the ends of the earth to watch the sunset, I would fly to the other side of the ocean to watch the sunrise, and I would fly to the universe to have a bird's eye view of the planet. If you have a pair of wings, I will say to you: you are a bird!

27. Don't miss you because of changing seasons, don't alienate you because of being busy, and don't forget you because of the washing of time. If you can't run out of short messages every month, I'll send you short messages, greetings and tips. !

28. Seeing you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Walking the red carpet is my biggest dream. Unfortunately? I gave it to the wrong person.

29. It is very important for people to be self-aware and self-evident. If it is a fish, it swims happily in the water. Birds fly proudly in the sky. If it is a cow, it will work hard on the land. Pig, just eat and drink. Hey, you, remember?

30. My friend thought a lot last night. Only you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream, and suddenly I looked back, but you were still tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the information!

3 1. What is money? Can it buy friendship between you and me? No, so I'm going to invite you to dinner tonight. Remember to bring money and let me help you get rid of it.

32. Test you, someone won the grand prize, put a song title, "Congratulations on making a fortune"? Don't! Think again, "God of Wealth Arrives"? Not right either! To tell the truth, it's "it's a pity it's not you"!

33. I was told that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, kind, healthy and honest people. On second thought, this man belongs to you. If you feel the same way, please reply me!

34. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every fool can get a text message, but you did it! Happy holidays!

35. Forward this message twice, and you will be lucky; Forward the times, you will be on a business trip; Forward it, you will be very lucky; Forward era? You have to spend 100 yuan! Wish you a happy holiday!

If a star falls on your head, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

37. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? Happy April Fool's Day

38. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon on the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon on the sand beside Nice Lake? Idiot, "good fool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

39. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are a little pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

40. Friar Sand said that I have changed! Bajie said I had changed! Wukong said I've changed! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1. Remember? I saw you sitting lazily in the sun in the park the other day. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get a tan! ?

I bought insurance for you today. Isn't that interesting? The insurance company will send someone to send you the insurance policy and invoice? Oh, I forgot, this 200,000 insurance money was paid by you.

43. I heard that you won the first prize in the beauty contest held by TV station. Congratulations! Oh, by the way, please tell me how you feel about getting the World Pig.

44. Due to the server failure, the company will assign jobs by SMS. Colleagues who don't have mobile phones should come to the front desk to get new ones on the morning of April 1. Colleagues who have no jobs should immediately check whether their mobile phones can receive short messages normally.

45. I stepped on you as soon as I went out this morning. Now I apologize to you. I didn't mean to. In addition, I want to say: Shit, whose dog used my door as a toilet!

46. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, and ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said [mental hospital].

47. It was really cold at first. These two days are very cold. You must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on pants, so you should buy a mask at once.

48. Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 10000 yuan. Please take your pistol to any bank to collect it. The password is: Freeze!

49. You are so handsome and cool that it is almost impossible to compare with you. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

50. The pig cried sadly. His mother asked, "Why are you crying?" The pig said, "I feel stupid." His mother comforted him and said, "don't cry, there are already more stupid pigs watching you laugh!"

5 1. Meeting you is the beginning of my temptation, and falling in love with you is my beautiful choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. The person I care about most is you. Unfortunately, I passed it on to the wrong person.

52. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in past lives, and in some way, I brought us together and got to know you. I really want to say: What did I do in my last life?

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, the way you walk, the cuteness of coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

54. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation! Ha ha laugh

55. My dearest friend, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, which you can learn as long as you read [I am an idiot] ten times in a row.

56. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day

57. oh, my god Please give me more time, let me send my blessing to my friend and tell this person who is watching the news that it is not so easy to learn with snacks and be a pig's head!

58. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in my life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you RMB!

59. There is an iron rooster who never gives us delicious food. Suddenly one day, he generously shared the snacks. Just as everyone was having fun, he smiled insidiously: it will expire in five minutes!

60. Beating is pro, scolding is love, and it is not surprising to be cheated; Ignorance is innocent, ignorance is bliss, and great wisdom is like ignorance; Festivals have come, short messages have arrived, and blessings are humorous: to name a few; Value for money, really priceless, send a text message without talking: Happy April Fool's Day, fool!

6 1. Comrade, is there a problem? Teach you to circle, jump, rush, sway, slide and mix. Really can't. Pass out. Happy April Fool's Day!

62. You walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, and you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Do you shoot wolves or ghosts? No matter what you shoot, I wish you a happy April fool's day.

63. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

64. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

65. Shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.

66. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always fall asleep when you fall asleep. I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

67. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth.

68. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; You are slower than a bear? Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you. Did I choose to walk behind you and run up when you accidentally fell? Step on your foot!

70. I've been trying to say three words to you these days, but I'm afraid even ordinary friends can't do it, so I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

7 1. Seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing the belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

72. Due to? Peace? In order to prevent the phone from being damaged, please turn it off for a week to ensure safety!

73. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; It's pig t, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

74. According to the calculation of your birthday, you are sure to make a fortune today, blowing a twist hairstyle, wearing patched clothes, holding a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walking down the street and saying, "Come on!" ! Happy holidays!

75. I recently got a whitening secret recipe, which is really effective! Of course, I will think of you when something good happens. The method is-put a few layers of powder on your face after soaking in water. Happy April Fool's Day!

April 1 April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

77. The fool crisis in China will break out on April 20 12 1 day. According to unreliable statistics, the number of swindlers will greatly exceed that of fools, and the ratio between them will reach an unprecedented 100: 1. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools. There is no way. In the future, fools will be the symbol of successful people, lead the trend of the times and strive to be a happy fool. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

78. A new scientific research achievement of China Mobile. From 1: [Your name+the name of your deceased relative+Miss] to 123456. You can get God's blessing from your dead relatives! Let's get started!

79. April Fool's Day is here. I want to wish you a happy April Fool's Day: I wish you a clever trick, a clever trick, a funny trick and a happy day. This message is a forecast.

On April 1 day, the Medicine Plaza held an activity: buy 100 yuan cold medicine and give a pack of happiness. Buy 500 yuan stomach medicine, get a box of happiness. What medicine to buy 1000 yuan or more, you can get a healthy life!

On August 1. April1day, supermarkets held large-scale activities to thank new and old customers for their love. Activity content: buy 100 yuan and send 2000 yuan in cash. Forward this email and get a digital camera with an invoice. Remember to inform each other!

April 1 day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, our company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

83. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. You are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful lover, devil figure!

84. Urgent notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: You are a beautiful lover in Shuai Shuai!

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