Deceive blessing information

1 shortage, this year's hope is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy Year of the Ox!

2. The weather is getting worse and the cool wind is coming; Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

From tonight to tomorrow, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that it will continue to blow downwind in the next 52 weeks! Happy new year!

4. The New Year is coming. I think you have nothing, and I don't intend to give you too much, only 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

I have told you more than once, don't work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: what shall I eat next year if I don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!

6. Sending a text message is a dime, and returning a text message is a dime, which adds up to a lot of cents. When the new year comes, I'll give you another dime! Wish you a happy Spring Festival! It's you, for others, I'm broke!

7. Click to see your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

8. There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year's Eve, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

9. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer from loving you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even if I send you a text message, I have to pay! Happy new year.

10. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this unparalleled super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: merrick Morris, hmm, hey!

1. Happy New Year to you. Good things are chasing you, the supervisor attaches importance to you, illness is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes with you!

2. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year, no meeting on New Year's Eve, no appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

3. There are surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you a wonderful life in Five Blessingg again and again, and I will send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

6. I haven't dared to say anything to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl cream and have agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

8. On New Year's Eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

10. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you to repeat the same mistake! Happy new year!

1 1. A kilo of peanuts and two kilos of dates, good luck will always accompany you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon. Happy Year of the Ox.

12. Solemnly declare: This short message has never been forwarded, never seen, simple in packaging, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Ox!

1. I will use the most beautiful cow clip to give you cows, for your health, for your career, for your family, for your happiness and for your love. Happy Year of the Ox!

The Spring Festival is coming, and the State Council has issued five bans: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me if you have money, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no calling me for dinner, and no thinking of me when you are free! Happy Spring Festival.

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" has become popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection.

Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I will give you a New Year greeting without considering the consequences! Happy new year!

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have a surplus of funds. Fortunately, you can get the text message. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope this won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

6. May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep with the feeling of a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend with Gates' dollars, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes every day. Happy New Year!

7. Hello! The new year has arrived. This is 1860 radio. Your friend ordered the song Jingle Bells for you. I wish you a happy new year. Unfortunately, because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. thank you

8. On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

9. May good luck be like a mine, trampled by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

10. I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!

1 1. The imperial edict is: Bring goods to Fengtian. The emperor called: You owe me 30 cents for the Chinese New Year last year, and you haven't paid it back yet. You are fined for three days, no shit, and no paper until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

12. The new year has arrived. I haven't seen you for a day, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I picked up my mobile phone three times, and my limbs were cold and sweaty, and my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you at ten o'clock.

13. May good luck step on you like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth like garbage, happiness everywhere, and stare at you like a fly all my life. Happy new year (serious statement: this blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )