What funny Mid-Autumn greetings are there?

Funny Mid-Autumn Festival greetings are as follows: 1, send you a moon cake on August 15, content: 100% care, ingredients: sweet+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: lifelong preservation method: cherish. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the fairy Chang 'e is busy and helpless. Specially recruited a job search assistant, requirements: like rabbits, love to eat moon cakes. Interview method: Send a short message to this machine, which reads "Invite you to dinner on Mid-Autumn Festival". 3, Mid-Autumn Festival SMS release! The work received is smooth, the reading is smooth, the future Wan Li is stored, the forwarding is booming, the birthdays are neat, the deletion is still beautiful, and nothing has happened! 4. I am desperate. Xia Zi left me, and my master nagged me too much. Niu Wangmo borrowed my money and didn't pay it back. Finally, I bought water curtain cave, which was maliciously bought by the Bodhisattva. Fortunately, he can surf the internet and send a message to wish the second teacher a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 5. Forwarding the State Council's seven bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy with work and ignore me; Don't get rich and forget me; No time to miss me; Don't tell me anything interesting; No food without me; Don't send me interesting information; Every day is not unhappy! If I had a million dollars, I would give you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message of ten cents. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival with my heart! 7. The weather is getting faster and the cool wind is coming quietly. Cover your feet with blankets at night. Don't freeze your feet. Eating a bone is no problem, it can supplement calcium. Stop scolding me. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival. 9. Mid-Autumn Festival in May: Family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth cares for you, friends are loyal to you, I will bless you, and the star of luck will always shine on you. 10 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!