About the funniest words in history_classic funny sentences

In life, we can always hear some very interesting and funny words. Which words are more funny? Below are the funniest words in history that I have collected for you. I hope you like it!

The most funny words in history are classics

1) Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

2) If you use the beauty trick, I will follow it.

3) When the flowers of the motherland bloom, I step on them.

4) Can you stop running around in my mind, aren’t you tired?

5) The sky is vast and the fields are vast, you eat grass and I eat candy.

6) It doesn’t matter how high the mountain is, if there are immortals, it will be bright. It doesn’t matter if there is too much water, as long as you can drink it.

7) Don’t worry about my need for a sense of security. You think I am a specialized anti-virus software.

8) My mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning, and there is no limit to turning back.

9) The cow hit the high-voltage power line, which is really awesome and lightning-fast.

10) The garden is filled with spring scenery and I can’t keep it in. I lure Hongxing out of the wall.

11) Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

12) The wind is so strong that all my mobile phone signals are blocked by China Unicom!

13) If it can’t be stunningly beautiful, then it must be so ugly!

14) I am a thin person, and I can count my ribs when I am sad!

15) The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday. The latest and funniest quotes in history

1) Behind every failed woman, there is always a troublesome man.

2) There are no women who cannot marry men, only men who cannot marry women.

3) As long as the hoe dances well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down?

4) In the pig pen, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

5) In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. You pay and I eat.

6) Is it itchy? That’s right. When the wound grows flesh, nerve endings also grow.

7) With your serious look, you seem to really understand people!

8) I feel so unfortunate that the world is so big and I don’t know you.

9) I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner.

10) I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

11) You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.

12) You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.

13) Some people say that I am too lazy to have cramps, but in fact I am too lazy to even have cramps.

14) If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are mean, they will be invincible.

15) You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

16) The chances of finding true love these days are about the same as the chances of being struck by lightning.

17) The most annoying thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.

18) I don’t know my rival, nor my lover.

19) Who do you think you are? I don’t even want a basin because you are just throwing water away.

20) The fat is so thick that it’s so uncomfortable to move! About the funniest words in history

1) People can start from scratch, but they cannot be unarmed!

　2) The right path in the world is vicissitudes of life, so don’t be too arrogant

　3) Everyone says I’m ugly, but in fact I’m just not so beautiful.

4) Whoever has never died since ancient times will be your turn next.

5) People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

6) If there must be a bug in the dish, I hope the chef can give it a heavy make-up.

7) If fate breaks your leg, it will teach you how to limp.

8) If fate grabs you by the throat, you scratch fate's armpit.

9) The rebirth of a phoenix is ??nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

10) Have you ever noticed that no matter which girl’s name is appended with ?.rmvb? or ?.avi?, she immediately looks ambiguous and coquettish in a different way?

11) Lower your head and see what’s in your crotch before talking to your brother.

12) Brother, are you nicknamed "Qiu Gao"? I am completely attracted to you?

13) Lovers will eventually get married, and there are countless people without lovers.

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14) I thought you were blind.

15) The only ones left in the class are the classmates who are running away.

16) Only if you have been short can you know that it is not easy to be tall, and only if you have been fat can you know that it is not easy to be thin.

17) If you leave, don’t come back, because no one will be where you are. Waiting for you.

18) Don’t take yourself too seriously, as falling down can be fatal.

19) Love is like smelly socks, the longer they last, the more they taste!

20) If I hit you, I’ll hit you. Do I still need to choose a day?

21) It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

22) People’s At least my brain is short-circuited, and I don’t even have a power supply.

23) It’s not childishness that hinders growth, but self-maturity.

24) There is only one word between romance and dissoluteness. , just like the difference between one and two.

25) Boss, I want a bowl of fried seaweed with iodized salt. I want a big one. More exciting things on the next page? Classic and funny. Sentence?