Have you ever received a "after-sales visit to Taobao products"?

Now let's talk about my experience:

1. "The opening remarks of the male swindler on the other end of the phone are:" Hello, I'm from the after-sales customer service center of Taobao Mall, and I'd like to make an after-sales visit with you. Did you buy a nerve ... ceramide ... autumn and winter sensitive muscles ... "

Just as the swindler stammered these words, he said. At this moment, I finally couldn't help laughing. What she didn't expect was that the liar on the other end of the phone also laughed "ha ha ha ha ha". At this time, he burst into laughter, "Ha ha ha ha ha" laughing nonstop, and said to the liar, "Will you straighten out the words first? I really can't go on like this. "

at the same time, the liar kept snickering on the phone. In order to cooperate with the other party's "performance", I said, "I bought it, and then what?" The liar actually replied, "Should I be professional?" I then laughed at my colleagues and googled, and then hung up.

unexpectedly, there was a follow-up to the call. In the afternoon, with the unremitting persistence of the other party, the liar's phone was connected again. At this time, the liar's opening remarks are: "Because our side, er, recently, has received many complaints and feedbacks from customers that after using our product, skin allergies, red spots and itching have occurred, and so on. Did this happen to you after using it, madam?" I said, "No, no, I brought a Maserati after I used it. I think your product is very good and brings me good luck."

When Ms. Han said this, the liar was silent for a while. Seeing that the other party didn't talk for a long time, he said, "Why don't I recommend you to use it yourself, so you don't have to be a liar, and you can also mention a Maserati?" At this time, the liar on the other end of the phone continued to keep silent and then hung up. And my colleagues and I laughed again.