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Naked love

Ming: Forget it, then why do you have a crush on uncle?

Jiao: I don't know. Maybe I wanted to find a man completely different from you from the beginning.

Ming: What do you mean?

Jiao: That is, he feels safe. I asked him when he began to like me, and he said that once he came to pick me up and we crossed the street (Jiao: What are they doing? Jiao: No way, washing cars in the street at this late hour? Sam: It's cheaper to wash the car on the roadside. Jiao: Impossible. Haven't you seen the crime scene investigation? Sam: Huh? Jiao: "CSI" obviously, they just killed someone, and then immediately destroyed the body and cleaned up the blood and DNA. Sam: No, that's impossible. Jiao: It must be, and then someone suspects that they are destroying the body, and they will say, "We are washing the car." He said that because of this, he began to like me, saying that he thought I was very different from his previous life. I couldn't help crying when I heard him say that, but he didn't understand. He thought I was moved. Do you know why I am crying? I really want to find a man who is completely different from you, but who knows, I have become exactly like you. I feel terrible. I was influenced by you. I didn't even know I was influenced by you. I tried very hard to get rid of Zhang Zhiming, and finally I found that I became another Zhang Zhiming.

Ming: Hello. ...

Jiao: Why?

Ming: Let's take a bath together.

Jiao: I am serious with you. Will you stop being so slutty?

Ming: What now? Taking a bath together is a very warm and romantic thing! Why do you always think of that? Thinking about how to possess my body every day.

Jiao: That's enough! Shut up.

Ming: Please respect me.

Jiao: mental derangement

Ming: I always vent with my body. I have feelings, too. I have a soul too.

Jiao: Oh, shut up!

Ming: I also need love.

Jiao: Nerve! Never serious!

Shang Youyou: Isn't it fun? I saw it on Weibo.

Ming: This thing has been out of date for a long time, but now it is irreversible.

Shang Youyou: Who said that? You give it to me, why don't you lock it up? Stupid you! give

Ming: Just stupid.

I know: no, just stupid. I didn't know it could lock the screen after using it for so long

Shang Youyou: OK, OK, let's go out for a drink.

Ming: Actually, I did the same thing two years ago, using the same antonym "in55! w!” Go after her

Shang Youyou: If you can't forget her, why are you with me?

Ming: I thought I could forget her, but after seeing her that day … all my memories came back. I'm sorry

Shang Youyou: I don't want to hear you say sorry. I don't want you to feel sorry for me. I ... I know I didn't do well. You can tell me what's wrong with me and I can change it.

Ming: No, it's my problem. Then you are already excellent. That's great.

Shang Youyou: I'm too good. Don't you want me? Do you know what you are talking about?

Ming: When I was a child, I liked spaghetti with meat sauce in convenience stores. At that time, many people asked me why I liked it so much. It's really salty, and there's not much meat. Like is like. I like her because ... I think she is good and everything is fine.

Shang Youyou: Are you too lazy to lie to me now?

Ming: I don't want to hold your hand and miss her.

Shang Youyou: We have been together for a year. Can't I miss you for a few seconds? Please don't leave me when I collapse, but in fact, I know in my heart that you left as early as that time in Jinduobao, didn't you?

Ming: I don't want to break up like this every time and leave without explaining anything. I feel very painful.

Ming: Yuchunjiao! I know I haven't done anything for you for a long time. I'm sorry, but I really want to change. My friends often tell me that I haven't grown up since high school, and I never care about people or think about others, but because of you … I really want to change. I really want to learn how to care about others. I really want to learn how to be a responsible person. I really want to be with you. I don't care about anything now. I don't care if your first boyfriend is Ekin Cheng. I don't care if you have ever cuckolded me.

Jiao: I didn't cuckold you!

Ming: OK! It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, but I really want to be with you

Jiao: Zhang Zhiming ... If you are not serious, please stop looking for me. I am really older than you.

Ming: But I am really taller than you.

Chunjiao's lines to save Zhiming

Brief introduction to the story of "Spring Saving Zhiming"

In the fifth year after the reunion of Yu Chunjiao (Miriam Yeung) and Zhang Zhiming (Shawn Yue), their lives tend to be stable and calm, but Zhiming seems to continue to grow up and like to meet female friends. It may also be that all girls are actively pursuing Zhiming, and he can't avoid it if he wants to. Now Chunjiao wants to play the true nature of a woman and vows to use all her strength to defend this eight-year relationship. But the day prevents the night from coming out, and the flowers of evil enter the house. When Zhiming and his classmates raise and release dogs together, they will attract all kinds of beauties admired by Hong Kong, including Ou Kaichun, who is invincible and healthy, Dada, who is sexy enough to spray blood, and Lian Shiya, who loves Ye Pu.

However, Zhiming is also a good person. Besides hitting on the opposite sex, he is also with Chunjiao's parents. Zhiming and Chunjiao (Shao Yinyin) buy vegetables in the market, have tea with their future mother-in-law, talk and laugh, and teach their elders mobile phones. Qian Wan doesn't have a good relationship with her father, brother Paul (Qin Pei), because her father, brother Paul, disappeared for many years and suddenly appeared with his fiancee, leaving Chun Jiao at a loss. Fortunately, Zhiming is generous and decent, which makes brother Paul very happy.

Lines in Spring Rhyme to Save Zhiming

1. When a person finds his true love and direction, he should go for it at all costs.

When you are in danger, the first person you think of is the right person in your heart.

It's my fault again. I'm sorry

It is not easy for two people to maintain a good relationship. Don't ruin it by doing or not doing anything.

I really need a sense of security. I don't want a boy who doesn't grow up. I'd better forget it.

6. Life is too short to play.

7. In this relationship, you have a half chance of success and a half chance of failure.

8. What Chunjiao fears most is not the nightmare in bed, but the time when she has to give everything to take care of and protect Zhang Zhiming.

9. A woman's life is complete only when she gives birth to a child and becomes a mother.

10, behind every love, there is always one or half monsters destroying it.

1 1, the woman is old, confused and broke her promise.

12, I didn't eat mutton, which made me coquettish.

13, you don't have it now, but you will have it later.

14, you must remember your ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend, but you won't remember the shit.

15, Sun Tzu's art of war said, if you can't stand it, you must roll.

16, where you begin to doubt love, go back and solve the problem.

17, men always eat the same thing, no matter how delicious it is, they will get tired, and you are not so delicious, you know.

18, Brother Zhiming is still the same big boy as before.

19, he thinks he is super stylish, and we regard him as transparent.

20. Not many people are willing to grow up with you, let alone grow old with you.

2 1, eat, you can bear it when you see it, but you can't bear it when you smell it.

22. When you encounter the most danger, the person you think of in your mind is the right person in your heart.

23, love wants to talk about happiness, it is too difficult, don't make yourself unhappy because of what you did or didn't do.

24. Chun Jiao Zhiming wants to get married hand in hand, but she lives in an era when she can't afford a house when she goes to bed.

Yu Chunjiao, you made me grow up. I don't think I can be a man without you. Thank you for saving me.

26. Every time you come to a critical moment, you will sacrifice everything and abandon everything. Forget it.

I'm sorry, but I really can't live without you. You made me grow up.

We can't be children anymore. It's time to grow up.

29. He thinks he is very stylish, and we regard him as transparent.

30. Love returns to love, whether to play or play.

3 1, I really don't want us to hate each other and hurt each other when we get old. It's better to break up now.

But I really can't live without you. I want to be with you, and I don't want to see you for me.

Classic Quotations of Zhiming and Chunjiao

1, are you too lazy to lie to me now?

I was so deeply influenced by you that I didn't realize I was influenced. I really want to get rid of you, Zhang Zhiming, but I find myself becoming another Zhang Zhiming.

3. Who hasn't been in love with a few scum in a lifetime?

4, like him, just think she is good, he is good, I thought I could, but I can't, I can't forget her.

If you can't forget her, why are you with me? Zhiming: I thought I could forget her, but after seeing her that day … all my memories came back. I'm sorry-sometimes you know the answer, but you still have to ask why.

6. I don't want to hold your hand and think about her …

7. My love for you for a whole year can't buy you a few seconds of missing. ...

8. Men like women who can't master them in one hand. Sister Chun is so easy to master!

I want to repay you. Let's sleep together at night! Are you interested?

10, women change the most when they are 20 to 30 years old. They want to change from girls to aunts, but you don't have to be afraid of Chunjiao. You are already an aunt!

1 1, you really don't come to me again. I really like you, but what can it do? We can't be together. Leave me alone! Please don't come to me again. We eat together, sleep together, sing together and go out to play together, but it's all a waste. We can't be together, and it's not good to keep it from the family, but I can't help it even if I like you so much! Anyway, don't come to me again!

12, you have two chances to molest the stewardess, and you will be caught the third time!

13, have you ever heard that the male loser 30 has no chance to fly business class?

14, I like you, I really like you. Like it to be scared. Zhang Zhiming, do me a favor and let me live. Don't come to me again, really. I really like you, so what? It's no use, I know, I really know. Some things can't be forced at all

15, these men are not human after crossing Luohu!

16, don't you think something changed when we got back together?

17, it doesn't grow up after high school. It's cruel of you to let one child look after another!

18, I asked myself what you did for me, but I can't remember anything. You always say that some things don't have to be done overnight, but some things are not done overnight and there is no chance to do it again.

19, I don't want to hold your hand and miss her.

20. Women should know when to settle down.

2 1, Jiao: Your mother says you look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

Brother Chopsticks: Oh, she said height.

22. I asked you not to leave me when I collapsed, but I know you left me when you were in Kim. Can't you forget him? Then why are you still with me? I've been with you for a whole year, but I can't find you back. Think of me for a few seconds. What do you think I will do to you if you are panting and leave a part of your body out of this door? You go ahead.

The classic lines of "Spring Rhyme Saving Zhiming" poke the heart.

1. When you are in the most danger, the first person you think of is the right person in your heart.

It is not easy for two people to maintain a good relationship. Don't ruin it by doing or not doing anything.

I'm sorry, but I really can't live without you. You made me grow up.

I tried very hard to get rid of Zhang Zhiming, and finally found that I was another Zhang Zhiming.

5. I like him, but I think he is good. He is good in every way. I thought I could, but I can't. I can't forget him.

Yu Chunjiao said: I like a boy who smokes. I want to have the same topic with him, so I also smoke! Then one day he told me that I was going to quit smoking. I asked why, and he said that the girl he liked didn't like him smoking. He gave up smoking, but I didn't.

7. I admit, I can't let you go. I often ask myself, what have you done for me? I can't think of anything. Yes, I like you very much. I really like you so much that I'm afraid of myself. You often say that some things don't need to be done overnight, but if I can't do something overnight, I won't have another chance to do it in my life. Just consider it a good thing.