Funny greetings in the Year of the Monkey

Funny greetings in the Year of the Monkey

As we know, the monkey is one of the twelve zodiac animals, and there will be a year of the monkey every time the zodiac cycle. In the Year of the Monkey, many people will send blessings to their relatives and friends. The following is my funny greeting for the end of the Year of the Monkey. Welcome to read!

The funny greeting for the Year of the Monkey is 1 1, and the imperial edict reads: During the Spring Festival, the climate is changeable, hot and cold. This law was specially promulgated. Aiqing should be kind to herself, add clothes to keep warm, avoid catching a cold, keep a happy mood at any time and resist breaking up! I admire that.

Give you a bowl of honey, add some sugar in it, and finally add salt. Separation is salty, meeting is sweet, and finally you know everything is happy!

3. My wish for the Year of the Monkey: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me and be sincere in everything you say to me.

4, I wish you a new year: yes man, the most beautiful scenery to go out, you are the king in the world, better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

5. Weather forecast for the New Year: Before and after the Spring Festival, paper money will be stored in a large area, including US dollars in Northeast China and North China, rubles in Northwest China, pounds in Central South China, cheques in some parts of Southeast China, and gold bars in some areas.

6. Promotion methods of beautiful salesgirls. She said: "Every time I come to the door, I explain the purpose of the goods to the man in that house, and then say that there is no need to buy them in a hurry this time, and come back later. At this time, the host is always very happy, and the hostess immediately pays for it. "

7. The painter who painted murals for the church painted the little angel into six fingers. "When have you ever seen an angel with six fingers?" The priest asked angrily. "Never seen it?" The painter retorted, "But have you ever seen an angel with five fingers?"

8. Young men grow beards by imitating movie characters. Take the initiative to help an unknown girl install a bicycle chain on the road. The young man asked, "What's your impression of me?" The girl replied: "very well, you are really not simple, and you are still doing good things in the streets at such a big age!" " "

9. I wish you handsome, lady, smart, lucky, get rid of your troubles, get rich, work hard, be happy, find something bitter, be happy, cry less, laugh more and be filial. I wish you 13 ... haha!

10, the unit is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up is full of ass, looking down is full of smiling faces, and looking left and right is full of eyes and ears. The Year of the Monkey has arrived. I wish you two more branches, more smiling faces and less ass.

1 1. Golden monkey's self-evaluation: stronger than mice, stronger than cows, fiercer than tigers, stronger than rabbits, more respectful than dragons, more powerful than snakes, more diligent than Ma Zhuang, more powerful than sheep, more diligent than chickens, more loyal than dogs and fatter than pigs? Better than monkeys.

12, the Year of the Monkey gives you five monkeys: smart and secretive as a macaque, healthy and happy as a horse monkey, rich and carefree as a golden monkey, carefree as an ape and smart as a grandson monkey.

13, Spring Festival is coming, and I'll pack you a jiaozi. Ping 'an skin is wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, one bite is happy, two bites are happy, three bites are smooth, and then the whole family drinks healthy soup. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

14, send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day!

15, Spring Festival. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I just want to give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

16, the images of the years gradually turn green, and the songs of young leaves and new leaves rotate along the annual rings. Happy new year!

17, Happy New Year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Good luck! Flowers bloom with wealth! Happy from now on! Flo Xi Shou! Congratulations on getting rich!

18, new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

19, I miss my family more every holiday and spend a month sending them to my family; I wish friends and relatives all the best and enjoy a good mood every day.

20. Happy New Year. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. There is plenty of wine and gold everywhere.

2 1, I sincerely wish you in the new year: all expectations can appear, all dreams can be realized, all hopes can be realized, and all efforts can be successful!

May sweetness accompany you through every day of the new year, warmth accompany you through every moment of the day, peace accompany you through every minute, and happiness accompany you through every second!

23. Greetings to you in the New Year: All goes well, life is better, lucky draw period, good luck every day, playing cards, good taste, getting younger and more handsome, gold at home and money on the wall!

24, send you 888 every day, send you 999 every day, always have money, send you 555 every day, it is not difficult to go to work every day, send you 333 every day, do everything!

25. welcome the new year and bid farewell to the old year. I wish the new year a new harvest, get rich, set foot on Marlboro, have a career on Hongta Mountain, have a better lover than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

26. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest. Happy new year!

27, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, Five Blessingg 66, seven stars shine high, from all directions to finance 99 concentric, perfect Pepsi, all the best!

28. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

29. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

When you receive these symbols of money, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

3 1, a green leaf, full of its friendship with roots; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another beautiful beginning-the beginning of the new year. I wish you success and happiness forever.

32, a flower that has been picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I don't remember when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; After a long wait, I can finally say: Happy New Year to you today.

33. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and peace all your life. May every wish in your life come true and wish you a happy new year!

33. The imperial edict said that Fengtian carried the imperial edict: during the Spring Festival, the climate was changeable, hot and cold. This law was specially promulgated. Ai Qing treats herself well, adds clothes to keep warm, avoids catching a cold, keeps a happy mood at any time and resists breaking up! I admire that.

34. I wish you a new year: you are not fat, you are the most beautiful in front of people; Money in hand, laughter in dreams.

35. Draw a perfect family in Qian Qian with family as the center and happiness as the radius!

36, this year's Chinese New Year is not a gift, just send a short message, ingenious, innovative, healthy content, hilarious after reading, endless aftertaste, in order to remember you!

37. I wish you good health, Konka Saimengniu, many beautiful women associate with it, the life of Fukang Robust, the career of Jetta BBK, the financial resources of Johnson & Johnson Teng Sina, and the stock of Ziguang Changhong.

38. Golden monkey reports spring return, and golden monkey reports spring return; The golden monkey comes back in spring, and the monkey comes back with gold. I wish you a somersault in the future of the Year of the Monkey, with 72 talents and 8 1 entrepreneurial skills.

39. The monkey's brain is smart to create a good business, and the monkey's hands and feet climb to win the fruit.

40. When the years were good this year, a group of monkeys came to report the good news. Spring flowers bloom again, and you are also in the scenery; I wish you a prosperous and round life every year.

4 1, mutton soup stops boiling, and the Year of the Monkey makes money. Drink more mutton soup and get rich in the Year of the Monkey.

Funny wishes for the Year of the Monkey 2 1. The Year of the Monkey sends you a flat peach, a magic pill, a pair of golden eyes and my blessing, waiting for your eternal reputation!

2, monkey notice: I lost a hairy monkey, characteristics: dirty, full of nose, with a mobile phone, can read text messages. Love monkeys to read short messages, write back to the master quickly! Master misses you now!

3. The New Year's bell is ringing, floating with my blessing, lingering around you.

4, the little monkey took over the old monkey class, and the generation was stronger than the round. Yesterday was brilliant and today is brilliant, so we should make tomorrow more brilliant. I wish you a new idea and earn dollars abroad. I wish you a multinational company, bigger, stronger and better!

The monkey bell has rung, and the monkey's hoof is singing forward. As the Year of the Monkey advances, majestic gongs and drums help out. Purple gas came from the east and arrived, throwing off your arms and showing off your heroic spirit. The cause of the Year of the Monkey will be brilliant, and success is the boss. I wish you good luck, health and happiness in the Year of the Monkey!

6. The monkey's hoofbeat called off the old year and the whole country celebrated. Wine and food are mellow, red candles reflect happiness and fly into the sky. The whole family, old and young, got together and laughed. In the Year of the Monkey, I wish my friends happiness. Happy Year of the Monkey.

7. The Year of the Monkey is full of ambition. The new year has come, luck has changed, and bad luck is far from good luck. Everything goes well, making a lot of money, and the family is happy and smiling. Stay healthy and safe, and live happily forever. I wish you all the best and endless happiness in the Year of the Monkey!

8. Monkey bells ring in all directions, bringing good luck to people around you. I wish the new year a new atmosphere and all the best with a smile. The future is bright, the official career is prosperous and the apprentice is successful. Health and peace are around you, and you live a happy life year after year. May the Year of the Monkey be happy and healthy!

9. Xiaolong resigned, and the monkey came to welcome the spring. In the sound of firecrackers, all the lights came on. New spring sowing is happy, and wonderful books are spring couplets. Raise your whip and run for the future, and the Year of the Monkey will show great ambitions. May the Year of the Monkey be auspicious, happy, fragrant and bright.

10, the year of the monkey has arrived, and the annual rings have been changed, but the blessings have not been changed. May you be a monkey whip in life and sail for a happy yuan ye; May you have a successful career and always climb the peak of wealth; On the road of love, monkeys keep waiting for a warm harbor. I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey.

1 1. The Year of the Monkey has arrived, and songs are floating, which is another lucky photo of one year old. Firecrackers, blessings, fireworks, life smiles. Couplets are beautiful, happiness is around, 20 14 years, Le Tao Tao. Good luck in the Year of the Monkey.

12, monkey bells ring to preach happiness. The monkey's hoof is good news, and the monkey dares to break through. I wish you a beautiful and famous new year and be an executive in all directions. May your lucky companion in the Year of the Monkey be wonderful everywhere. Happy Year of the Monkey!

13. When the Year of the Monkey comes, throw yourself at me and shout, and the flowers will bloom happily. Peace and prosperity lead to a long, healthy and bright future. Smooth sailing, rich life, brilliant career and comfortable heart. Step by step, the financial resources are extensive, and the family is happy and harmonious. Good luck in the Year of the Monkey!

14, the golden snake goes through the clouds, and the purple elephant walks through the snow. The spring festival is infinitely good, and the hoof is ill. It's fun to celebrate the New Year with wine. Always be ambitious and determined to draw a blueprint. Splendid Li Qian Road, just a flight of stairs.

15, green water and green mountains welcome the precious monkey, red plum and white snow send snake essence. The monkey's hoof bursts with the impulse to forge ahead, and the top gun books life. The sun shines in the new year, and the monkeys are jubilant in spring. The sound of blessing lingers in my ears, and I only wish more laughter during the festive season.

16, auspicious firecrackers added to the joy of the Year of the Monkey, and gorgeous fireworks set off the Year of the Monkey, which was even more brilliant, with bright lights, laughter and jubilation. I wish you all good luck and happiness in the Year of the Monkey!

17, the golden snake dance comes from handsome monkeys, and the Year of the Monkey is auspicious and smooth. Monkeys are the first to have broad prospects and high career achievements. Business is booming all over the world, and gold coins are rolling in. Love is sweet, home is happy, and happiness is happy. Surrounded by happiness, the whole family, old and young, laughed. Happy Year of the Monkey!

18, plum blossoms laugh in the spring breeze, firecrackers remind monkeys. Hold your head high, raise your mane and show your spring breeze in the snow. Being rich and strong still has a thousand miles of ambition, adding wings to the sky. The lofty sentiments inspire the Chinese New Year, and the handsome monkeys spur the smooth road. May the Year of the Monkey be healthy and happy.

19, the ancient tea monkey road is gone forever, and the monkey mausoleum rings in my ear. Before the monkey's hoofbeat stops, the fast monkey will whip his home. Good luck in the Year of the Monkey and double your salary and bonus. I wish you great development in your career, and your foreign exchange dollar pocket is full. May the dream of the Year of the Monkey come true!

20. The Spring Festival is coming and people are laughing. Vientiane is renewed, and good luck has arrived. Wealth is arranged in rows and happiness is coming. May friends be happy and life shine. May the Year of the Monkey be happy and auspicious.

2 1, the flying monkey looked up and shouted, waving and smiling for good luck. Flying monkeys chase hooves, and happiness follows. Flying monkeys gallop, now it is a dream. Here comes the flying monkey. I hope you like Tao Tao. I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey, all the best and sweet love.

22. The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!

23. Missing is the fragrance of flowers in a season, which overflows the valley and covers you and me, while blessing is endless concern, which overflows the eyes and reaches the bottom of my heart. May the joy of the festival accompany you all your life!

24. In the Year of the Monkey, the zodiac is not as rich as it used to be. The monkey went to find the monkey, and another round. Everyone opens the precious monkey. The earthen houses in the small courtyard are gone, and the high-rise buildings are all side dishes. Wealth and sunshine make life peaceful and peaceful. I wish you a happy year in the Year of the Monkey.

25. Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this warm day, I often think of the years in * * *. Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true!

26, blessing is sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

27. Every snowflake falls, every fireworks is lit, every second flows, and every miss is sent out, which represents every blessing I want to send you: Happy New Year!

28. Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha. Give these eight auspicious buddhas to eight good friends, and you will be rich this year. Otherwise, you will only see the Buddha's light shining this year, not the God of Wealth. Send it, I wish you others wish me! Happy new year!

29. The New Year is coming. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three monkeys open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, the June 6th Universiade, seven stars shining high, making money from all directions, and 99 unity and perfection!

30. Happy New Year SMS _ Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my heart, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of the new year, I wish my friends peace and happiness!

3 1, I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, you have countless money, your work is not hard, your leisure is like an old snake, your romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you.

32, the new year is coming, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha everyday! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

33. Acquaintance is based on fate, and knowing each other is based on sincerity. No matter where you are, a true friend always cares and loves, and wishes his friends peace and happiness.

34. The longer the wine is, the more mellow the water is, the lighter the world is, and the longer the friendship is, the more true it is. I sincerely wish my friends a safe and happy New Year!

35. If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you.

36, I wish you in the new year, make a fortune in Marlboro, career in Hongtashan, lover than Ashima, financial resources all over Greater China.

37. I hope that in the new year, your position is high, your responsibilities are light, you have more money and less work, you are close to home, you sleep until dawn every day, your salary cramps, you spend money on gifts, and others work overtime to give you a raise!

38. Happy New Year! Everything is beautiful! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

On this happy day, after such a long separation, may the New Year bell bring you peace and joy and extend New Year greetings.

40. I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, a lot of money, no hard work, a rat's leisure and happiness in the new year!

4 1, take my heart, send it to the blue sky, through the air, and send it to your side with the breeze, and extend my sincere wishes: good health, all your wishes come true and smooth sailing.