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It's funny to amuse your girlfriend.

(a) when there is no sun, even the shadow can't accompany me. (2) I don't know who is singing in the song. I heard all about you. I have something to say to you, so get rid of it. The universe is infinite. Thank you for coming. (5) Why don't you just forget about it and go back to Party A, Party B and Party D ... (6) I don't want to be gentle for a while, as long as you accompany me all my life. When I first met you, I never thought I would love you so much. (8) What I want to do today, I miss you, love you and praise you. (9) I miss your pain so much that I have no hope of loving you. (10) I hope to have you at this moment and you in this life! (1 1) Can you not switch places? I want you to sit next to me. I want to watch you all the time. (12) None of you can bully her, only I can! I have been to many places, seen many flowers and made many wishes, but I only loved you. I like coke in summer, strawberries in winter and you all year round. (15) Many people fall in love at first sight, and some people are two of a kind. (16) Inexplicable insomnia every night. I don't know if I missed or what. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want. I am willing to turn into a little affection and be happy with you for a long time. I know we didn't work out, but I still like you wholeheartedly. (20) The more you grow up, the more lonely and uneasy you become. (2 1) May everything you think come true and everything you do come true. I only want to leave two eyes to look at you before the residual light. I want to overcome all the bad emotions and win a bag of happiness for you. Walking with you is the softest dream buried in my heart. Like is the feeling of wanting to be your bride. It's snowing. I really want to turn into snowflakes and let it fall on your shoulders. Raindrop, you touched my touching heartstrings. It's strange that I can't take anything in this world except you. (29) Memories, these two dazzling words are the most hurtful, because they represent everything that can't be returned. (30) Hold the wife's hand, and the left hand holds the right hand. If you make your girlfriend happy, it's fun. 2 1. If you want to make up a humorous story to tell you that you have been joking for four years, but you are afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn, please forgive me. 2. Give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset. Don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me back ten yuan. (A polite expression) Can't guess? The answer is ... I owe (apologize)! I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me. 5, love you, involuntarily; Miss you, no way; Hurt you, love is not what you want; Regret, deeply grieved; Please let bygones be bygones; I expect you to let bygones be bygones; Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Forgive me, give me a message! I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. 7. Unintentional mistakes make you unhappy; It was an accident, please forgive me; Inner regret, sincere apology; I hope you can accept it and give me a chance. Sorry, forgive my mistake, come back to me, don't be angry! 8. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old! 9. There is a dormant period after volcanic eruption, a buffer period after braking, and a reflection period after quarreling. Reflection conclusion: I have a bad temper. I will make a good transformation in the future and give a smiling face! 10 baby, it's all my fault. I love you ... 1 1. My love for you will not change until the end of the world. 12, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me! 13, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring. 14. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. 15 My world is only understood by you. 16, I keep you in my heart. 17, I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to stay with you and accompany you. 18, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it. 19, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you. 20. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. 2 1, if I tell my inner guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless. Please answer the phone at once. I have a sincere heart ready to confess to you. 23. When I am alone, I always regret our past, but when I face you, I make mistakes again and again. Can you tell me how to get rid of it? 24. Did I dial the wrong number? I have recited your heart code in my mind countless times, but I can't open it. I tried to regret, pray, talk and cry, but they wouldn't open. Tell me what to do. I panicked, okay? 25, love you, involuntarily; Miss you, no way; Hurt you, love is not what you want; Regret, deeply grieved; Please let bygones be bygones; I expect you to let bygones be bygones; Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Forgive me, give me a message! Love words make girlfriends happy. Funny words are 3 1. It's hard to say goodbye when you are in it. You feel sad when you are happy to cry, warm when you hug and kiss, and eternal love when you laugh and cry. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time! 2. I love you deeply, just as butterflies love flowers; I wait for you quietly, just like flowers and butterflies; The spring breeze is as light as a dream, and my mind is as heavy as a mountain; I only hope that the flowering period will never end, and it will never end with your spring and autumn music! 3. The happiest life is not a mansion with gold and silver treasures, not winning the Mark Six lottery, nor living a long life, but being with the people you love the most, so that you will be rich, lucky and long-lasting! Because I love you, I can tolerate all your shortcomings. Because I love you, I hope you have a good time. As long as we have love and trust in each other's hearts, please cherish the present! I love you! 5, as night falls, the lights are on, and the soft lights set off a quiet and warm night. Although the wind is still so strong, although the night is still so dark! Please don't, please don't refuse a heart lamp I lit for you! 6, acacia wind, acacia rain, acacia sprinkled on you; Acacia, Acacia, Acacia hold a pen to write about affection; Before and after lovesickness, lovesickness looks forward and backward; Come over at the weekend, stay at the weekend, and temporarily relieve homesickness at the weekend. 7. In this quiet night, thoughts filled my whole heart. I don't expect you to think of me like this, but I hope you will think of me once in a while, even if it's just for a moment, because I still love you! 8. Thank the unit for paying me; Thank my family for their warmth; Thank the sun for giving me warmth; Thank the moon for giving me sweetness. In fact, the person I am most grateful to is you, who gave me strength and gave me upward motivation. 9. When you are sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me. 10, heaven and earth are opposite, water and fish embrace each other, sand and stone are compatible, accompanied by sea waves, I love you. I just want to tell you that you are the only one in my life, and I love you more than now. 1 1, your figure attracts me; Your tenderness haunts me; Your beauty invaded me; Your words inspired me; My love for you is like a beautiful woman who has just taken a bath, with a faint fragrance and a faint shyness. 12, I keep you in my way, and you attract me with your silence; How beautiful everything is, the distance between heart and heart becomes zero; Youth flies in the wind, dreams echo in passion, and I believe in the future, and my heart will remain unchanged! 13, Shandandan blooms brilliantly, thinking of you again and again; Birds are chirping in the trees, and the Milky Way is our home. It thunders in sunny days and rains at night, my love, where are you? Come back, I will always wait for you! 14, the vast sea of people, navigate with your fragrance; Sad on a cold night, thinking of your beautiful warmth; Life is long, travel with your true taste and love; Years are long, and you are as old as your virtuous. Honey, I love you so much! 15, I have no time to pay attention to the beauty of Daiyu, and I have never drooled over Shi. It's no use winking at Zhaojun. I won't dream when I am alive, because you have occupied my heart, and I won't chase others no matter how beautiful they are! 16, if I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and look forward to your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love to fill my empty bowl! 17, there are birds in the vast blue sky, branches on the vast land, mandarin ducks in the clear lake, and only you are moving in your heart. Dear, I wish you happiness every day. 18, trust is a flower, the flower in the heart; Honesty is a road leading to a beautiful road; Tolerance is the fire that warms you and me. Steering with trust, sailing with integrity and sailing with tolerance, the boat of love can swim in the ocean. 19, far away, you are like a kite. I will take you with my heart. The thread is tied to you and held in my hand. Maybe the thin thread will break when the wind blows, but there will always be a long or short section that ties you and me together as usual. 20. After receiving this message, I like you, delete my secret love, reply that I want to marry me, or promise not to marry me, and change it into my dead person, keep it for me in the next life and forward it to the world to declare that I love you! .