For the longest comment, reply to the circle of friends and reply to the comments.

The longest conversation will be followed by wonderful comments and replies. The following are some of the longest comments I have collected, hoping to help you.

The subscriber you dialed is still in the toilet, please bring him toilet paper later!

There you are at last. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

3) A cute little pig pouts at you with innocent eyes and says, Go on, I'm listening!

4) You are connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

5) People have three urgent needs. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within five minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

6) Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

7) Sorry, let's have a rest between classes and talk about it next time!

8) Di, this is an automatic reaction. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

There you are at last. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

10) If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

The latest comment and the longest comment reply 1) The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

2) I am grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

3) Want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

6) She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

7) Suicide, later.

8) It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

9) Sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

10) Don't argue, I want to guess the code with God, and I decide to make lunch if I lose!

The longest comment reply of featured comments 1) You blink and I will die; Blink your eyes again, and I will come back to life; If you keep blinking, I will die!

2) The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

3) Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

4) More annoying, more annoying, more annoying. The boss's daily tasks are always endless. If you want to ask me when I will go online, I say it's basically difficult.

5) Let me know if you need me!

6) The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

7) I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

8) I was here, but I left. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

9) Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host.

10) Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server, please resend it.

1 1) The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

12) Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

13) I went to the back hill of Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest with the old demon, and I'll talk about it when I come back.

14) Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks. When I hear the noise, I will reply to you.

15) Hello, I'm going to kill someone. I'll be back soon.

16) Head to face to propose marriage, and face resolutely refused. The person in charge asked why this was, and looked away: you like to change your face and are not single-minded about your feelings.

17) Most men before marriage are humorous. Married men are mostly reticent.

18) The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I knew that I was already a prisoner of your life.

It's no use talking too much. I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. You are enough in my life.

20) Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

2 1) My mother in the country says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. I said that few people in the city know the right door.

22) Your hesitation period has passed, so don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

23) Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because 999 of them stepped on my body, but you stepped on my heart!

24) Before marriage, what couples do is "romance"; After marriage, everything husband and wife do is "waste".

25) When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

26) I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

27) Whether you hate or love, whether you are bitter or happy, I will leave you the warmest and most beautiful place in my heart. As long as you are knocking at the door, I will hold you in my arms, because I love you forever.

28) You were happy and worried about you, and you were sad and infatuated. You dare not change your mind. Don't doubt. I am worried about writing it. I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

29) I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

30) Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

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