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I met several times after the blind date and called to talk about how to send text messages after the blind date.

1, please remember that you are not hooking up with a strange woman, but you are going to contribute some time to discuss some problems about life with each other and then go to disco together.

Note: When there is a man stronger than you at another table, even if the woman at that table intoxicates you, don't call unless you are confident enough to escape from danger.

3. A lonely man should not call the table of more than three single women, otherwise he will bear the consequences.

4. Before you make a phone call, you'd better find an excuse to walk around to avoid accidentally treating dinosaurs as peacocks (it is recommended to go upstairs from the left stairs and go downstairs from the right stairs, and it is best to stay upstairs for 2 minutes to avoid others mistakenly thinking that you didn't go to the toilet).

5. If the woman who answers the phone speaks Mandarin, you should speak Chengdu dialect; She speaks Chengdu dialect, and you speak Shuangliu dialect; She speaks fluent English and you speak a foreign language; If she speaks English, don't speak it (except Wednesday English Day).

6. It's best to chat and put on airs before inviting each other. At the same time, use the corner of your eye or let your friends observe who is talking to you. If you are a member, please adjust her information quickly.

7. Invite the other person and ask the waiter for wine smartly to show your temperament and your economic strength.

8. While tasting wine, casually say a few words of Tang Poetry and Song Poetry or Stephen Chow's classic dialogue, or invite the other party to join the club's membership activities with you, and of course, play songs at midnight.

9. Manner is the most important thing for a man. If the woman at the table lets you down, please treat each other with your best smile, and you may get unexpected results (you can invite each other to see photos of member activities or play darts, and then say "bye-bye").

10, if your phone is rudely hung up, please don't put it down immediately, but pretend to shake your head and say something, and then put it down calmly.

Usually ask more questions, ask each other about their recent situation and tell me about you. Don't want to send anything too deliberately. More communication and interaction will bring you closer.

Say something and cut down on boring words.

Try to use mature tone and reduce interrogative sentences.

For example, tomorrow's date, you can say that.

Tomorrow at noon, we will go to XXX for dinner, then walk around XXX, and I will take you home in XX.

If she doesn't object, it means she agrees.