Mid-Autumn Festival jokes

1. Mooncake fillings

Xiaoyu pestered her mother to buy mooncakes stuffed with meat.

The fish mother is annoyed: "You can eat whatever you want. Didn't your sister teach you a lesson? You insist on eating mooncakes stuffed with earthworms. What's the result? You must have been caught by a fisherman!"

2. Mooncakes represent my heart

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I went singing with my friends. A friend said to his girlfriend affectionately: "I give this song to my lover. (Sing) You Ask me how deeply I love you... Mooncake represents my heart."

3. Insecurity

Mooncake fell in love with Mantou and pursued her desperately, but Mantou refused to obey. Mooncake is sad: "(Hong Kong accent) What is this for?" Steamed Bun: "My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines."

4. They are all mooncakes

Letter celebrates the Mid-Autumn Festival. oI look most like a mooncake. c I am also a mooncake and was bitten by someone. dI am also a mooncake, and I was cut by someone. qI am also a mooncake, um...a little bit of the filling is exposed.

5. (Don’t get it wrong!!!)

Your skin is a little greasy, but I can’t resist your body odor. My fragrant lips roam around your body, using My original desire will completely "devour" you, and I purse my lips and say: "This moon cake is so delicious."

6. "Romantic Mid-Autumn Festival"

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon shines at the head , beside the flowing water in the courtyard, Yu Ji is leaning on the chest of Overlord Xiang Yu like a bird. The two looked up at the bright moon. Listen to the flowing water and enjoy the breeze. In this picturesque scenery, a dark cloud passed by and the night became hazy. The beautiful woman turned to look at the person next to her and said in a whisper: "Mr. Xiang, with such beautiful scenery, people don't think they will do many stupid things." When Xiang Yu heard this, he said without looking back, "Yes. Last year. Like the moonlight when you proposed, it was even hazier than it is now..."

7. MM: Bodhisattva! You are so kind and compassionate. Please tell me when can I find my husband?

Bodhisattva: The secret of heaven cannot be leaked! There is a destiny in the dark!

MM: Damn! Aren’t you talking nonsense?

Bodhisattva: Bah! I want to know that I am still a monk?

MM: Fighting against the Buddha, why did you choose to protect Tang Monk to obtain scriptures?

Sun Wukong: It’s not just to get academic qualifications!

MM: Are academic qualifications really that important?

Sun Wukong: I am a gangster serving a sentence at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and now I have become a fighting and victorious Buddha. Do you think it is important?

MM: Empress Nuwa! Why did you create humans?

Nuwa: The sky leaked, and I finally made it up. If I don’t create more people, who will I ask to collect the maintenance fees?

MM: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nuwa: I am neither a boy nor a girl. I want to know which one is more powerful, male or female?

MM: What’s the result?

Nuwa: I’ve made it up again. Once again!

MM: Hou Yi! Why did you shoot the sun?

Hou Yi: Someone paid for it

MM: Why did you leave one behind?

Hou Yi: They only paid for nine!

MM: Why leave only this one?

Hou Yi: It also paid for it!

MM: Weaver Girl! Why did you marry Dong Yong?

Weaver Girl: For love!

MM: Is this the reason alone?

Weaver Girl: This...

MM: Why else?

Weaver Girl: He has a house!

MM: Purifying Altar Messenger! Why do you like Chang'e? ?

Zhu Bajie: She is beautiful

MM: Then why don’t you associate with her now?

Zhu Bajie: I am a civil servant now! I don’t have time to go to the moon!!

8. "Honeymoon"

A couple strolled in front of flowers and under the moon.

The man said: "What could be more beautiful than the bright moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Female: "The only thing is 'honeymoon'.

9. Unsafe

Mooncake fell in love with Mantou and pursued her desperately, but Mantou refused to obey.

Mooncake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines.

10. "Mid-Autumn Day Cake"

A shop owner mistakenly wrote "Mid-Autumn Moon Cake" as "Mid-Autumn Day Cake" on the product name.

A customer said to him: "The word '月' on this moon cake is written in white.

The shop owner said seriously: "Where is the word '白'? '白' There is a stroke at the top of the word!