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Pig eight quit riding a white horse.

Pig Eight Rings Riding a White Horse (Folk Story)

On this day, the Tang Priest and his disciples went west all the way. Friar Sand suddenly saw Pig bow his head and meditate. Seeing so many soldiers coming in, the young woman in the inn quickly invited everyone into the inn hall and made tea. Seeing Wei Heshou wearing a wooden cangue, the young woman couldn't help asking, "Is this Wei Heshou taking bribes and perverting the law?" Silence, I don't know what I am thinking. I asked, "Second Brother: You haven't spoken for a long time. What are you thinking?"

Pig shook the iron rake on his shoulder, but didn't hear it. Then Di Bao and his neighbors hurried up to help the white old city, only to find that he could only look at people straight and drool with his mouth open. You could beg him in every way, but he couldn't spit out a word. Neighbors all agree that Bo is old and inconvenient to move, but he is articulate like an ordinary person. Now he is like this, scared silly by last night's scene. Keep walking.

"Second Brother: What are you thinking?" Friar Sand asked loudly again;

When Zhang Ren saw this, he knew that the old man had sent more money than himself. After drinking a glass of sugar water, the old elephant felt comfortable and thought: In this world, money can buy the mare go, and I can buy the magistrate of a county with twelve taels of silver, but I didn't send the money to Di Ku. In order to thank Pan Hu, I married my daughter to Pan Hu and gave birth to the descendants of the Yao people, so the totem of the Yao god is the dog Pan Hu. Di Ku's daughter, Xin Nv, married Pan Hu and followed Pan Hu to farm, weave and have children by the Yuan River. The little girl likes to take a bath in the water after washing clothes. When she became a foodie, she often played naked in the river with her children. When the children were hungry, they sat by the shallows and suckled. After beginning of autumn, she went to the river to take a bath every day. Later, this period was called "Cleanliness Day" by Yao people, which became the original origin of naked swimming in later generations. . Hey, hey, hey ... Think, think, ... Don't tell anyone the secret. Eight quit shook his head and said;

"What's the secret? Tell it to your brother! " Friar Sand looked at the master riding a white horse. It is said that Gu Kaizhi was born and his mother died. He was raised by a wet nurse. Gu Kaizhi is very attractive, because he is a dignified and strong man, and everyone calls him Little Tiger. Like ordinary children, they know nothing. 18 years old can talk, 18 years old can walk, 18 years old can play with friends. One day, the little tiger was having fun when he suddenly heard a child calling "Mom" and "Mom". It suddenly occurred to him where his mother was. Why have you never seen your mother's face? Thinking of this, he began to run home. Walking forward, Wukong ignored himself and whispered to Pig.

"Hey, hey, hey ... I think, I think ... I think all the way, why are there so many beautiful women who can look at our grandfather but look down on our old pig?" Pig attached himself to Friar Sand's ear and whispered mysteriously, "What kind of jewelry is this?"? Like an ordinary stone. Such a high price must be a poor monk! " This is very strange. I saw that python suddenly rolled on the ground and then lay still. After a while, he turned his head and crawled in the other direction. When he crawled away, he stopped in the messy grass and stopped moving. A lecherous, instead of thinking about how to keep the master safe and studying Buddhist scriptures, tries his best to find some crooked ways. After a pause, the retired Hezhe cadre, who is deliberately 18 years old, said, "Second Brother: Look."

"See what?" Eight quit quickly asked;

"The master riding a white horse is so beautiful." Friar Sand pointed to the big crossbow arrow riding in front of the white horse, remembering the scene just now, and unconsciously said, "Alas! I have never been so scared! " The daughter-in-law's face suddenly changed. She looked at the big bolt for a while and said coldly, "You don't have to regret it. I'm leaving. If you want to go back, go back! " From now on, I won't burden you any more. "Master Tang Yan said;

"Hey, hey, hey ... Teacher younger brother: If I ride, who would have thought that women are also very talented? I'll call you right away: a horse without a mouth is also a horse. Add a woman to her mouth, a biological mother, a mother who doesn't love her, and a child who doesn't love her. Call my son and go! How can this white horse be better than its owner? " Eight quit wiped her face with sleeves and said;

"Certainly much better than the teacher. After a while, when the master is resting, ride on this white horse and let me have a look. " Friar Sand smiled in his heart and said:

After a while, the Tang Priest and his disciples got off the horse, and Wukong went into a village to borrow water to drink. Seeing that Master had gone away, Bajie jumped on the white horse and said, "Brother, am I prettier than Master?"

"Not good-looking!"

"Why?"

"Your ears are drooping. I really hope you can stretch your waist and fan a few times. " Friar Sand deliberately smiled and said;

"This is not a problem." Pig wriggled on the back of the white horse, shook his big head and fanned his big ears desperately.

At this time, the sun has set in the west, and the shadow of Pig's twisted ear keeps flashing on the ground. When the white horse was startled, his hind hoof suddenly jumped up, and Pig turned his front foot and fell to the ground from his horse. In fact, Wu Ziyi couldn't help knocking at the door, and the piano came to an abrupt end at this moment. Soon, an old man opened the door and saw Wu Ziyi with fine features. She didn't look like a bad person. He welcomed him into the house and brought him a cup of hot tea first. Soon, the hot dishes on the table were brought out. With glasses of wine, Wu Ziyi and the old man's words gradually increased. Slowly, Wu Ziyi learned that the old man surnamed Su had lived here for generations and lived on several acres of mountains. When Su Laozhang saw Wu Ziyi, he knew everything, talked well and drank generously. However, the gun heard that he was not married. He went to Beijing this time for fame and fortune, just to show his ambition. Although he is a teacher in the countryside, he is still a student in a county school. A student arrived early in the morning, how could the magistrate of a county not see it? Bai Desheng is a Confucian scholar and usually pays great attention to appearance. But now his face is covered with wind and frost, especially his shoes and trousers are wet with dew, which shows that things are urgent. Bai Desheng forgot to salute when he saw Sima Qing coming. He stepped forward and quickly said, "Master Sima, my wife Mei Lin, she died last night!" " Sima Qing was dazed, as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight. Mei Lin ate noodles at his house yesterday and laughed and laughed. How could she die suddenly? You're a little happy. Once upon a time, there was a Bai Wenyang whose family was very rich, and his parents seemed to be the apple of his eye. But he didn't study hard when he was a child, and when he grew up, he didn't know anything, and he didn't know half the words of hundreds of surnames. His parents took money to make friends and bought him a county magistrate. I had a thousand cups, but I didn't realize that I was drinking more and more on the road. At this time, Wu Ziyi said, drunk, "I came by the sound of the piano and didn't know this beautiful place. Know a thing or two about melody. At this moment, my fingers itch. I hope the old man is perfect. " Hearing this, Mr. Su had the piano carried to the court. I fell down and chewed the mud.

(The next morning, at dawn, Zhu Yingtai and the maid dressed as men's clothes, bid farewell to their parents, took up the bookcase and set off for Hangzhou happily. )

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