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My girlfriend asked me to send her 33 messages. I really hope my friends can help me. What should I send to her to make her happy? let her move

I'll teach you a method... If it doesn't work, hit me!!!

The first 32 text messages read this:

Try to get you The trivial moments of being alone in your own life, or the bits and pieces of being with her, are expressed with sentence patterns like "when I fuck" or "when you fuck". ..End each text message with an "ellipsis"...

For example:

1. Whenever I wake up every morning and open my first eyes...

2. Whenever I go to bed every day and close my eyes to sleep...

3. Whenever I sit in front of my desk in a daze...

4. Whenever I kiss you...

5. Whenever you gently lean on my shoulder...

6. Whenever I held your hand, and when we were walking on the street in the evening...

...and so on and so on...(Note: It is best to write about your real life, at a certain time and at a certain time... Immediately... so that she feels that what you write is every bit of your life, something you truly feel... and not plagiarized -

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Then, the thirty-third text message reads like this...

"Every time these times, every time it is like this, and a thousand times more than this, in the bottom of my heart, I will I trembled slightly...because at that time I discovered so deeply that I love you so deeply. My dear, this love will last forever!!..."

If you want to add something more disgusting, you can use it randomly...I've already made my skin crawl all over the floor -

-#, wow...so affectionate. ...If you add a proposal at the end...I might move her crazy-

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