A short, funny and humorous copy

1. The boat of friendship said. The ship of love sinks when it says it sinks. Only canoes in single dog can stand!

2. "land. Where is my golden hoop? " "Report back to the Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it especially matches your temperament and hairstyle!"

The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your face charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think about all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.

An impulsive person like me should have a good beating to calm down.

I bought a pack of snacks and opened the package. It said, "If the package is opened or damaged, please don't eat it." Scared me into throwing it away.

6. Don't worry if you don't know your life experience. Just find a popular little fresh meat, go online and scold him a few words to ensure your success.

Eighteen generations of ancestors can be picked out by his fans.

Seven. In fact, there is no need to read all the guidebooks and condense them into.

The four words are: bring more money.

Eight. Your position in my heart is irreplaceable by anyone, just like after the death of rhubarb, no matter how many dogs you have, it is not rhubarb.

9. Husband: "Wife, my eyesight will go wrong after I get married!" "Wife:" What symptoms? "Husband:" I can't see the money! "

It is raining in the city where you live. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain harder.

1 1. Baldness really shouldn't laugh at baldness, because most baldness is active baldness and almost all baldness is passive baldness.

12. The greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left in your teeth at noon and enjoy them slowly in the afternoon.

13. The match suddenly felt itchy. I stretched out my hand and scratched him, and he got angry!

14. "Brother always smokes and throws it away. It is so capricious! " "It's capricious enough. For the first time, I saw someone say that cigarette butts are so capricious! "

15. I bought a pirated copy of the Art of War on the Internet. The cover is quite exquisite. Unexpectedly, there is only one sentence on the first page: if you want to read this book, you must have a grandfather!

Sixteen years old. "I dreamed of the goddess last night!" "Dreams are all negative." "You mean my goddess is actually a man?"

17. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right seat when others mention being fat, because you may not get in.

18. I have two questions. The first one is: why does it hurt when you accidentally bite your tongue, but it doesn't hurt at all on purpose? sequence

Two: Why are you biting your tongue now?

19. If a man calls you back after playing a game, remember that this kind of person is a pit and never play with him.

20. Ugliness is a disease. Otherwise, why is the place for plastic surgery called a hospital? You ugly people, don't give up treatment!

2 1. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other, but the alarm clock doesn't think so, jealous bad thing.

22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but when we sit together, you are playing with your mobile phone.

23. I saw a sign in the breakfast shop that said "Xiaomi"

3 meters

I was puzzled and asked my boss, who said, "This is millet porridge! "

Twenty-four Only half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.