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Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

1 It is not necessarily a kind of stupidity, but also a kind of wisdom and even tolerance.

It's great to live a quiet life once in a while, and it's miserable to live a quiet life.

Romance without money, I can hold your hand and stroll on the beach covered with white sand.

Laughing with tolerance is my only pride.

You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

6 write what you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

It doesn't matter if there is a reunion, a couple who break up is a couple!

Love words are spoken by liars to fools.

If I had known that I had looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

10 Who witnessed the prosperity of the flowers on Naihe Bridge?

1 1 Only memories can be shown off, even if it's just talk.

Hard life needs no explanation.

13 yearns for plain but unwilling to be ordinary.

14 We mistake dependence for love.

15 When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

/kloc-one month before the 0/6 exam, I want to: strive for the first place; Last week: just work hard; After the exam: Focus on participation.

17 Who farted that afternoon? They said it was love-they heard it, but they didn't see it.

18 Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

/kloc-it's cold in 0/9, and it takes courage to take a shower.

If the sun does not come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

2 1 Memories always slap me in the face, pointing to old wounds, and forbid me to forget them.

Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart. . .

All my lovers call me a third party!

In 24 days, my clothes have lost weight again!

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

As soon as I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

If you make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

29 Christmas? It's none of my business. I celebrate the Spring Festival.

Boss, give me a cup of loneliness! Sorry, sir, we only have one left.

3 1 My world, you can see it, but you don't need to talk!

It must be my handsome who hurts me!

The furthest distance in the world: we go out together, you buy four generations of apples, and I buy four bags of apples. . .

Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

Without affection, love can't be opened.

Wonderful jingles that make people laugh and classic jingles that make people laugh.

A wonderful jingle that makes people laugh.

1. There seems to be a feeling of fatalism flowing quietly in the air. Go home and call your mare out for everyone to see.

2. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm still your father. I think you are very handsome and charming. Everyone loves you and flowers bloom and fall. You must make sure.

3. Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

4. Shanxi's mountains, Shanxi's water, and Shanxi's XX love to brag, with a golden hook nose, a toad's mouth, tiger's eyes, a pig's ass, and a pair of bowlegged legs to see if you can brag.

5. Little B-boy, bad-hearted, after eating jiaozi, deduct P-eye.

6. Old Jb Deng pretended to be young and turned to be a soldier. People have guns, and he has sticks. He also smelled the fart! Old Jb Deng, pretending to be young, turned to be a soldier. When the captain checked, he saw that it was an old jb Deng and kicked it into the cow dung pit!

7. I'm afraid that the teacher will sue your father and your father will blow your face off with a big horn.

8. The dangerous building is hundreds of feet high, and I am in a hurry to shit. I have no paper to shit, so I can only wipe it with my fingers. The walls are covered with shit.

9. Boys will be kicked sooner or later, boys will be kicked in the balls sooner or later, and they will be dried sooner or later! Bi's leg is broken and now it's all broken!

10. The boss farted, the second was dissatisfied, the third called the police, the fourth shot, the fifth carried, the sixth buried, and the seventh.

1 1. Your mother is a dragon. Chase your dad with a kitchen knife! Your father Batman. Fly away from your mother! Your grandfather loves science. Chase butterflies on turtles! Your grandmother sells milk. Nobody buys moldy milk.

12. People give you two pieces of candy, you dig the toilet, there is no light in the toilet, and Baba has fallen out. You fought Baba with almost no sacrifice!

13. XXX's father is the boss of the underworld, wearing white shorts and driving a Santana. So-and-so mother, foot washing water is like sweet potatoes, two for a dime, three for a quarter, and five will go bankrupt! Grandma so-and-so jumps in the Yellow Sea to win glory for the motherland! Grandpa so-and-so plays with slippers and becomes slippers for grandpa to play with.

14. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

15. You engage in art, I engage in you. This is called deep art.

16. Whoever is her husband is a temporary worker.

17. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

18. I never cheated you, because I never had to cheat you.

19. All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

20. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

Funny jingles that make people vomit.

1. Parents' aspiring mentality: one singer, two painters, three calligraphers, four dance stars, five movie stars, six writers, seven musical instruments, eight photography models, and everyone praised the program host.

2. Every morning, I still remember the past vividly; Times have changed, and you and I still have deep feelings!

Who says that being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

4. Level, no temper, sage; Have a level, a temper, and a sage; No level, no temper, mediocrity; No level, no temper, bad guy.

5. Four flowers in the hospital: queuing for registration, dizziness; The doctor diagnosed that the goddess scattered flowers; Drug charges, looking at flowers in the fog; If it doesn't heal for a long time, the cost of medicine will be wasted.

6. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I am sincere to you, and loving you is eternal. It is impossible to marry you.

7. The first-class children are blessed, the second-class children are angry when they leave, the third-class children are lucky, and the fourth-class children are angry.

8. Your promise and mine are online promises together. You give me a beautiful dream, and I will love you all my life!

9. I am a dragon in the sky and a cluster of dragons on the ground. I don't look up, it doesn't rain, and it doesn't turn red without playing flowers.

10. If you mess with me again, I will economically block you, politically isolate you, mentally torture you, physically destroy you, and abandon you in my life.

1 1. It's the poor who come home from work at night, the drunkards at 9 pm, the lechers at night 12, and the gamblers at 4 am.

12. If you are upset, I am depressed; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling; If you are cold, I am spring.

13. Who do you really love? I want to get along with you, no one can stop me! When I am in trouble, I am yellow. I'm crazy! I will do it when it is yellow. I am so cool!

14. Single-minded, eyes on money, three meals at public expense, cheating everywhere, no five poisons, no one's parents, bullying his superiors and deceiving his subordinates, exquisite in all directions, nine in important positions, corrupt officials.

15. Sitting on a hat, wearing shoes, chewing socks, holding a mobile phone in hand, staring at a pair of beads, trying to have fun.

A classic jingle that makes people laugh

1. More and more entertainment, less and less pleasure; More and more food, less and less appetite; More and more cohabiting, less and less love.

2. It's silly to love only one. Love two is the least, three five are just right, and ten eight are handsome.

The laid-off male foreman didn't return, holding two big axes in his hand. When you meet a rich man, you should shout when it is time to make a move, and make a move when you make a move.

You are water, I am sand, and I am mixed with you! You are a hook, I am a fork, and together we are friends!

5. I exchanged my infatuation for your sincerity; I gave my love to my chest; Don't be careless with me, but stay with me forever.

6. Benshan said: There are many interesting things in America, so we should not always look on coldly. A man grabbed a board and crossed the channel.

7. The road of life is bumpy. Don't be sad when you fall. Stand up and play with the dirt. There is a promised land ahead.

8. First-class beauties cross the ocean, second-class beauties go to Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties stay in Shanghai, fourth-class beauties wait in the countryside, and fifth-class beauties are sent to reform-through-labour institutions.

9. Shandong people dare to give anything, Northeast people dare to accept anything, Beijing people dare to say anything, and Guangdong people dare to earn anything.

10. You are all to me, the bet of my life, suffering for you all my life and being busy for you all my life, but my persistence is my sweet happiness.

1 1. Wearing a hairless Caesar and holding a wireless phone, sitting alone in Santana, people call me the boss of the Beggars' Sect.

12. Smile more and cry less; Love me more and scold me less; Kiss me more and hit me less; I'm your Britney Spears.

13. The first secretary follows, the second secretary writes the report, the third secretary makes the manuscript, and the fourth secretary proofreads the manuscript.

14. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Zhao, to make friends should be Ling Huchong, and to be a man, it is best to be Qiao Feng, and come out to mix with Wei Xiaobao!

15. There are many beautiful women when you open the magazine, many advertisements when you turn on the TV, many cliches when you pick up the newspaper, and many signatures when you read the article.

Laughing untidy jokes, she drank too much, and I'm getting married.

Introduction: I heard that the goddess is cold, but I still have courage. Are you free this weekend? She said, "Get out." "Do you like western food or Chinese food?" She said, "Get out. I can't bear it. " This damn company has paid a dividend of 1 million. I don't think I can spend it all by myself this weekend! Why doesn't anyone want to help me spend money? Fuck! "She said," I'm sorry, that was an automatic reply ... "

1. The groom is anxiously waiting for the bride in the auditorium. After a long time, the girl in the wedding dress finally arrived in a hurry. The groom looked stunned: "Who are you? Where is my bride? " The girl said apologetically, "She drank too much. I got married on her behalf."

2. Please don't take the black surname Wang! My surname is Wang, and now my buddies around me are protecting me like thieves! Sleeping with my sister-in-law now is like cheating!

The goddess invited me to her house to play, and I was so happy. We played until the evening, and I watched her fall asleep quietly. Red face, blown skin, scarlet lips. Ha ha ha ha, my goal is coming true. I wiped the saliva from my mouth. I opened the refrigerator door of her house without hesitation and had a good time.

4. Liu Xiang released Weibo. The photo is of his girlfriend and hurdler, with the caption: I love her and her most! User 1 god's comment: cross during the day and cross her at night! User 2 comments: It's also 12 seconds 88 ... This is a damn thing! ! !

Today, I told my deskmate that dogs can distinguish 500 different smells with their noses. Then she thought thoughtfully for a while and turned to ask me: Then why does it eat shit? Shit, I'm speechless!

6. My daughter-in-law lies quietly in my arms and asks: I have been married for more than a year. What are my shortcomings? I sincerely said: only one person has a little temper ... "What! Where did you say my temper exploded? "

7. When I was taking a nap at noon, I vaguely felt my five-year-old son covering me with a quilt. Just when I was particularly moved, I saw my son covered with a quilt from beginning to end and whispered, "Rest in peace!" "

8. The robbery we used to know was "I planted this tree on this road, but I planted it. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll! " Now the times have changed: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down!

9. I'm a little nervous about attending a parent-teacher conference for the first time today. Other parents are chatting, and I am the only one sitting silently. After a while, a big brother next to me couldn't help asking me, "Miss Wang, didn't you want us to have a meeting?"

10, introverted and shy, always blushes when talking to girls. Blind date, after sitting down, I lowered my head and dared not speak. The girl looked at me and asked, "How old are you?" My face turns red when I brush it. The girl blushed when she saw me blush, and then stood up and called me "rogue!" " "Turn around and leave.

1 1. Aunt Li, a retired worker, took the bus and someone gave up her seat when she got on the bus. She sat down, stood up again and offered her seat to a child. Someone offered her seat at once, and the aunt did not hesitate to let an older man sit down. Everyone cast their eyes and offered their seats in succession. Aunt said it was not easy for office workers, so she put two tired young people, a man and a woman, in their seats and finally settled down. In this way, Aunt Li's family of five found seats.

12, I accidentally saw a condom in my son's wallet of 17 years old today. I said, "Come here, you son of a bitch! Why do you still have condoms in your wallet? " The son casually said, "Oh, I don't want it anymore." I paused, and then "don't you dare!"

13 One day, Lao Wang rode a motorcycle across a bridge and saw a beggar dig a brick on the bridge and put money in it. The next day, he passed by again, and the beggar dug bricks and stuffed money, thinking that it must be the place where the beggar hid the money. When I got off the motorcycle, I found a brick under the bridge. I looked at the ten dollars in it and attached a note. "I'll leave you ten dollars for a taxi, and I'll ride the motorcycle away." I looked up and saw a beggar riding a motorcycle … and left.

14, I heard two diaosi chatting on the bus today, saying that even if you buy a 4.7-inch iphone6, in some people's eyes, you are still a diaosi because you can't afford a 5.5-inch iphone6 by default.

15. On the draft stage, the player turned over 10 backflips in succession, and the judges quickly stopped him: this is a music competition, not a martial arts competition. Why do you do so many somersaults? The contestants said, uh ... because it's a cover.

16. When someone says "Hello Niang" to you, how to respond tactfully? "Hello, son."

17, I went to the drugstore to buy cold medicine today. A sister came and said, "Does the boss regret medicine?" The boss said, "Yes, which one do you want for ten yuan and twenty-five yuan?" She said, "Twenty-five dollars is a one-time solution." My sister bought the medicine and left. I couldn't help asking my boss, "What is the regret medicine?" The boss said, "Birth control pills!"

18, I found a new job, and I am very happy to post in the circle of friends: I found a new job today, come on! Then a friend replied to me early the next morning: pay attention to safety at the gas station!

19. Just now, I was discussing Wang Quanan's whoring with my girlfriend. I said, "In this world, good women are always treated as dogs." The girlfriend asked, "Am I a good woman?" I'm speechless. ...

20. A pony is crossing the river. The old buffalo saw it and said to him, "Don't be afraid, the water is very shallow, only up to my knees." The little squirrel immediately ran over and shouted, "Don't trust him! The water was deep and my friend drowned. " Pony didn't know who to listen to, and his mother next to him told him, "Son, don't pay attention to those two psychopaths, let's take the bridge."

2 1, my brother is five years younger than me. It is strange that he always only eats duck meat, but he is forced not to eat chicken. When he was seven or eight years old, my mother asked him, "Why do you only eat duck and not chicken?" My brother said, "Chickens don't bathe all day. They are too dirty to eat. " Ducks are all in the water, take a bath every day! "

22. I am pregnant Once I played with my husband, I pushed him under my stomach. Then the goods said anxiously, "Have you ever seen a hen fight with an egg?" Me: ...

Today, lz accidentally hit a red Liu Ma car while driving. The owner of the other car was a little girl who jumped down with her mobile phone. I quickly went forward to apologize and kept saying. She gave me a white look and then took a lovely photo of her mobile phone. I also have to write that I had a little car accident today. She thinks it's cute. After that, she drove away … leaving the landlord confused for several minutes!

I had a quarrel with my daughter yesterday. She slammed the door when she was angry and didn't go home until today. Considering that many girls have disappeared recently, I am worried about her. My wife comforted me and said, "Don't worry, I just sent someone to find you. She will be back soon." While speaking, I saw my daughter holding a piece of paper in her hand and angrily pushed the door open: "Mom, what do you mean? I don't have 1 10 kg! I am only 98! "

25, the conscription work is over, and the troops are sent today. One by one hugged and cried, and the scene burst into tears. A young man said to his father with tears in his eyes, "Dad, you should take care of yourself and don't worry about me. Also, I asked my neighbor who borrowed 2000 yuan the other day. Remember to help me return it. " His father paused and swore: Fuck you, get out of here and pay it back when you come back.

26. Today, the company has a new employee. At lunch, I said to the tour leader: There is a new frustration today. There is only one word wrong with your name! Let him treat us to dinner after work today! The team leader said with a black face: Get out! That's my cousin!

27. I have a three-year-old daughter. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the child has gone to bed. My daughter-in-law is sitting on the bed wearing a mask. I am playing a game. When the daughter woke up, the daughter-in-law bowed her head to coax her. Suddenly, my daughter let out a cry, slapped her daughter-in-law, and cried, Dad, there is a ghost. ...

28. My wife is an idiot. Once she went to wash her hair, and she went first. I bought cigarettes and went in. After going in, she began to wash. As soon as I lay down, my second-rate wife said, "Handsome boy, come and wash your hair!" " ""well. ""I forgot my money. Please give it to me and I'll go with you later. "I said nothing. My wife has been sitting next to me since she took a shower. I gave the money together when I finished. Then my wife took me away, leaving everyone in the barber shop stunned.

29. Yesterday, I revisited the Dragon Eight Branches. If you ask who is the best, you will say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and sweeping monk. I think it's a paragraph. He played with five women, and five women still loved him for life. He is an absolute idol!

30. Just now, just now! Picking up the courier, because it was a small piece, the courier buddy couldn't find my package for a long time, so he turned to me and asked, "What are you?" I paused for three seconds and said, "I am alone ..."

Editor's note: Recently, Bao Gong received a very difficult case. The informant said that when walking at night, he always saw a headless monster wandering in the street, which was terrible. Bao Gong thought for a moment and said, "I often patrol the streets at night. Why haven't I seen it? "

Laugh until the rice comes out.

Guide: "Dear, I want to take underwater wedding photos. Look at this photo. " "well. This figure is really beautiful like a mermaid, but you are a chubby fish! " "……"

1, many people told me that you are poor and crazy and still pay so much attention. Paralysis, this is all bullshit. I don't care about this when I sell mobile phone cases. What do I care?

Snow White has been in poor health since she got married. The prince took her to the hospital for examination and found that the princess had only one kidney left! The prince asked her why. The princess replied, "When I was living in seclusion in the forest, one day, a witch knocked at the door and asked me, son, do you want an apple?"

My friend asked me out to play this morning. When I went out, I wanted to tell my mother that I went out to play with my friends, but I accidentally said that I went out to play with my girlfriend. My mother turned around, smiled gently and said, "Are you kidding?" Then I turned around and continued to cut vegetables. I despair of this malicious world.

I won't buy this watch of Apple. If I don't take out the mobile phone that I spent so much money on, wouldn't it be for nothing?

I was in the same class as my brother in high school. One night, the teacher asked us, "Who is your brother and who is your sister?" I froze at that time!

6. Experience in giving boys shoes: As long as you hook up with a shopping guide when buying clothes, your girlfriend will buy clothes in a short time.

7. A beggar asked the master, "Master, why am I so pitiful? Am I begging like this all my life? " The master took out a coin, threw it into the air and landed in front of the beggar. "Master, are you saying that life is like a coin, with two sides?" Master: "Take this money, or I'll slap you if you don't get out."

8. My wife and I wanted to have a second child, but after three years, we failed. Today, I went to the Earth Temple for fortune telling and asked when I would be pregnant. The old gentleman said a lot of classical Chinese, but I didn't understand it. I only heard the last sentence: there are nobles to help ...!

9. Fortune tellers have completely evolved! I was walking on the road while playing with my mobile phone just now. A fortune teller shouted at me, "Young man! Come here! I don't think your signal is very good recently! Let me help you test the nearby Wifi password! "

10, son: "Mom, can you give me a few hundred dollars to sing with my friends at night?" Mom: "You are still so young. Don't go to those places. What are you singing?" ! Besides, you are so old, go and do the laundry! "

165438+ The proprietress gave me a look and stopped. I asked the child, "How did you make your mother angry? The child looked innocent and said, "I just peed in the pot." "What? Pissed a bubble? Also returned? Boss, are you tired? Take a break and let me do it! "

12, my friend took the train, and there were many people checking in, so I took my ID card and ticket in my hand. After he got on the bus and settled down, his friend took out his train ticket and checked it. He was happy to find that the ticket had not been cut. Fuck, I lost a corner of my ID card!

13, my husband loves to drink and also likes to invite friends to drink at home. That day, I found a bottle of wine in my daughter's room. Thinking of her unhappy expression when my husband and cousin were drinking the night before, I asked my daughter, "Did you take your father's wine away last night?" "You didn't see him drink like that. If you drink any more, I'll confiscate their wine. " Speaking of which, my daughter is angry. "Did he quarrel with you?" My daughter gave me a white look: "Think about it, if you take away the bones chewed by the dog, can the dog not worry?"

14, Xiao Ming: "Dad, the light bulb in your bedroom is always broken. Can't you change it yourself? " Dad: "Yes, what's the matter? The light is not broken. " Xiao Ming: "Then why does my mother let me go to Uncle Wang's house next door to change the light bulb as soon as you work the night shift? He changes it very slowly, so it always takes more than an hour?" Dad: "Maybe your uncle Wang doesn't know electricity." Xiao Ming: "I said, my mother is always charged."

15. When I went to KTV with my friends, my friends insisted on finding some girls to accompany me. The waiter called the man into the box and said, "What do you need to leave, sir?" Me: "I will drink, step forward!" " Go forward several times. Me: "Go out if you can drink. I didn't buy enough wine for you to drink!" " "

16, after school, Xiao Ming asked the teacher: "Why is there a holiday on Children's Day and a holiday on Teachers' Day?" The teacher walked past with a gift box in his hand and said, "Because you are still young."

17, a Japanese customer came to the company. When eating, he was very polite, just clinking glasses. After eating, he went to the factory to see the equipment. I don't know which big brother opened the manhole cover, but the little devil disappeared with a sigh as soon as he got off the bus. The boss of the unit came with a sentence: "Lying in the trough, or a ninja."

18, I often feel a pair of eyes staring at me outside the window when I sleep. When I was timid, I always covered my head with clothes, but even if I blocked my sight, I couldn't stop the penetrating voice from my ear-"What are you doing?" My class teacher asked.

19, A: What was the most touching thing that happened to you in this life? I was robbed once. A: What's so touching about this? B: He robbed me of 20, I gave him 50, and he got my 30 back. A: ...

20. I took the bus today and saw a buddy next to me with a foot in plaster. After one stop, four or five grandfathers came up and I was about to give up my seat. Unexpectedly, this guy in plaster suddenly stood up and said, "Grandpa, sit down and don't hit me." My legs trembled in an instant.

2 1, I went home after drinking in the middle of the night, and as soon as I entered the room, I saw my wife and Lao Wang next door in Lao Zi's bed. I am very angry. Rob two dogs is a beating. After the fight, I was a little sober. Look at the side. Damn it, I entered the wrong door. I quickly apologized to Lao Wang and his wife, saying that I had drunk AG in the wrong house. He grabbed my collar and said, I can understand that you entered the wrong fucking door, but you don't have a wife, you know?

22. My mother took me and my sister and said, "When I was a child, I wanted you two to grow up quickly, one to be a man like my father and the other to be a woman like my mother. I can't believe my dream has come true now. One of you became a woman and the other became a bitch. "

23. I once liked a girl who studied medicine and took classes with her. I didn't know whether the teacher was convulsing or not that day, so I began to talk about how to take medicine to make my husband die suddenly for unknown reasons. Eat for six months, 1 year,1year. Looking at her bright eyes and taking notes carefully, I made up my mind to be good friends with her.

24. In order to pretend to be a local tyrant, I specially bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Who knows, chopsticks turn black as soon as they are set down!

25. Today, my friends and I went to the 4S shop to look at cars. I took a fancy to one. The salesman said it was very good. I asked how good it was. The salesman said, "If the car goes 500 meters and no girl jumps in, then you should consider your appearance!" "

26. My mother often picks up the food that accidentally falls to the ground and secretly puts it in my father's bowl. After cooking some food that she was not sure was bad, she told me not to eat it until my father ate it without any problems. It's not easy to think that my dad can live to this day. ...

27. Send a text message to the male god: "Although I am several years older than you, I want to associate with you." Unexpectedly, he replied in a second: "Actually, I want to associate with you in Ye Ting." Haha, he must be so excited that he typed the wrong word. Then he replied, "typo, I'm sorry." I'll check and send it to you. " After a while, he sent another short message: "In fact, my grandfather really wants to associate with you."

28. Take your temperature today, 39 degrees and 7 minutes. Run to the clinic to get the medicine, knock, knock. Medic: "What is it?" Me: "I have a fever. Take some antipyretic." Hygienist: "Don't be ridiculous, I can't do anything below 40 degrees, and I can't go back to the sky above 40 degrees. What should I do! " "Boy, come out, I promise not to kill you!

29. My husband's birthday is only one day away from mine. Tomorrow is his birthday. I asked him, "How are you going to spend your birthday tomorrow?" "How to save money?" "That is my birthday the day after tomorrow. How to live? " "What is happiness?" I was overjoyed and asked, "How can I be happy?" "I'm happy to save money."

30. One day, Lao Wang took a bus, and a pregnant woman got on the bus and found that there was no place. She said to Lao Wang, who was sitting by, "Didn't you see that I was pregnant?" Lao Wang looked at the pregnant woman in surprise and said, "Were we neighbors before?"

Editor's note: I didn't feel anything about the "patriotic" movement at first, but I was really moved by the passion of a group of aunts in Gulou Square last night and couldn't help but participate. They shouted "recovery!" I shouted "Diaoyu Island!" They shouted "recover" again, and I shouted "Diaoyu Island!" They went on to shout, "Hip up!" I have to go.