The shortest and funniest joke in history

When the phone rings, the little girl picks up the receiver ...

Man: "Hello, baby, it's Dad. Where's Mom?"

Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the upstairs room."

the man said angrily, "which uncle Chen? We don't know anyone named Uncle Chen at home! "

Little girl: "Yes, you come to Uncle Chen every time you go to work."

After a long time, the man calmly said, "Baby, will Dad come and play a game with you?"

The little girl said excitedly, "Great!"

man: "Go to the room upstairs first, and then shout" Daddy's back! "" Come back to the phone later. "

The little girl did it, and soon she heard a scream. The little girl answered the phone ...

Man:" What's wrong with mom? "

Little girl: "Mom rushed out of the room when she heard that you came back, and accidentally fell down the stairs. Now she doesn't move."

The man then asked with a little satisfaction, "What about Uncle Chen?"

little girl: "I saw him jump into the swimming pool from the window of his room, but he seemed to forget that his father had put the water in order to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday, and now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, still not moving."

The man was silent for a while ...

The man said, "A swim in the swimming pool? We don't have a swimming pool! Excuse me, is the number here xxxxxxxx? "

little girl: "No."

man: "oh, sorry, wrong number."