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Excerpt from "Routine to Make Women Happy"

Excerpt from "Routine to Make Women Happy"

Excerpts from routines that make women happy are often inspired by casual moments. Famous sayings can also be used as the motto of life. Copying famous sayings by hand can deepen the impression and help inspire people's thinking. The following are excerpts from routines that make women happy, for reference only.

To make women happy, excerpts from the routine 1 1, I fell in love with you at first sight, pursued you without saying a word, dated for three times, looked for you everywhere, five blessings's happy copybook, invited friends, became a family member, loved you for eight stars, and returned to you forever, which was perfect and sweet!

2. There is always a smoky face that gradually blurs the vision. It used to be so sweet, but now it's like a silent old record. Endless interpretation is sadness, unable to sing beautiful rhythm, unable to play lingering thoughts, unable to convey dreamlike prayers.

I won't say sweet words, and I won't pretend to be gentle. I just want to give you love and company.

I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life, because my four years are running out. But believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.

In fact, this is a lie in itself, don't you think?

6. Your smile, I collect with tenderness, your liveliness, I remember with warmth, your happiness, I collect with emotion, your happiness, I spread with faith, your life, I set off with life, you are by my side, and happiness is not far away.

7. Although I still can't resist another temptation, I don't need to ask for directions after I get lost. In this way, let me go back to the original point, let nothing happen, let me still dance. I won't let you see me being hunted by the whole world.

8. Even silence is like an alarm clock, reminding you that you are not mine.

9. The mountains and seas that love each other are people's hearts.

10, ※ Cheating, only sincerity, I used my sincerity to release my love without reservation. I can't accept the fact of leaving me. I can't accept it. . . No matter what you hear, what others say, judge for yourself, am I still worthy of your love? I will always keep your love for me in my heart, forever. . .

1 1. Look at all kinds of people in the world, don't laugh at my madness. ...

12, she is left-handed, and we can all eat hand in hand!

13, the years have passed at different times, the thoughts remain in the same heart, the scenery is displayed in different places, the ripples of happiness are rippling at the same moment, the happy mood is spreading, and the joyful mood is flowing in front of my eyes. I want to hold your hand and walk together forever!

If you make a woman happy, the routine is taken from 2 1. God, it's too blue, and the sea water is too salty. Life is too hard. Work, it's too annoying. And you, predestined relationship, miss you, insomnia. It's too far away to see you, alas, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl. Happy March 8th!

Your smile makes my heart beat! Your sight shocked the world! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Beauty, happy Women's Day!

On March 8th, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to my wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, often surfing the Internet, chatting, full of charm, full of dreams and mastering her husband's wallet.

4. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have made mistakes again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, don't you want to be cut into pieces? I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!

5. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Festival!

6. I wish all sisters: demonization, white-collar income, housework, daily happiness, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, shopping spree, large-scale lovers, husband slavery. Happy March 8th, ladies!

7. Female compatriots should learn to use men correctly: talented consultants, handsome lovers, husbands who earn more money, husbands who can take care of their families, confidants who can survive, and fathers with high IQ.

8. As a woman, you are virtuous enough, smart enough, pure enough, exquisite enough, gentle enough, elegant enough, shy enough, handsome enough, and truly exterminate women! Haha, happy March 8th!

9, I wish, charming and clever Chinese odyssey people love to watch flowers bloom all over the world, invincible killers see ghosts and sorrows, sink fish and fall wild geese, close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers, a group of you who are fascinated to death, happy March 8 th!

10, may all the monks grow hair for you, all the princes call for you, all the handsome boys send you flowers, and all the men become fools for you! Happy Women's Day to the beautiful women who read short messages!

1 1, Women's Day gives you a female regimen: 1, happy, and smiled at me for a long time; 2. Be careful and do as I say; 3. Be considerate and always put me first. Do you remember?

12, pay all the wages, do all the housework, bear all the burdens, look back, don't care about the wife, in fact, I am not the only fool! Happy Women's Day!

13, in this woman's day, I have something to say to you, which I have always wanted to say to you, and that is-I have two lives: I was born once and met you once!

14. Today is your holiday. I hereby inform my wife that I will make breakfast for you in the morning. Today is your holiday, wife, let's be romantic together at night!

15, honey, do you know what day it is today? Today is your holiday. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup, waiting for you to go home. Love You! For this precious day, I bow my noble head, and I decide to be your servant for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest glory!

16, my shoulders may not be wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; My arm may not be strong enough, but it can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

17, today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!

18, dear, thank you for letting me celebrate men's day every day. Today is Women's Day.

19, today is Women's Day. What I want to do is the following: First, my wife is always right. Second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the first one.

20. Today is a festival for all women. God said: As long as you send text messages to ten beautiful women today, you will have a happy Spring Festival! But I only know you! God said: Never mind, she has a high level, one is worth ten!

2 1, I want to give you a coat with warm pockets, thoughtful collars, thoughtful sleeves and no shortage of buttons. Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute. I sincerely wish you a happy Women's Day!