A selection of humorous short messages to her husband

1, you are working again! I told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always said meaningfully: It's warm, so I won't roll more dung balls. What shall I eat in winter?

2, the woman is ugly, can't marry, and hopes to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, don't want the car.

I like to get to the bottom of it since I was a child. I want to be a detective when I grow up. Now I am the editor-in-chief of a newspaper. What about you? ""I like playing since I was a child. When I grow up, I want to go shopping with a lot of money. Now I am a bus conductor. "

4. A woman cried to a friend: After her husband died, she only left me 30 million! The friend was surprised: should you be happy? The woman explained that 30 million yuan is: never take good care of children/never be filial to parents/never remarry.

5. I dreamed yesterday that God said I could grant a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.

6. Two birds, A and B, saw a hunter aiming at them. A said to B: "Pay attention to protect the scene, I will call the police!

7. A group of fireflies are flying in the air. One of them didn't shine, and the other asked him curiously, "Dude, why don't you shine?" The firefly said, "Well, I forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!" "

8. I want to be with you, and no one can stop me; I am yellow here, I am so crazy; I will do it when it is yellow. I'm so cool.

I want to introduce you to the best machine in this century: it can generate a lot of money and has the functions of cleaning, cooking and washing. That is me. Marry me.

10, I decided to have a finger-to-finger marriage with you ... pointing to your belly, I said to your parents: Dad, Mom, we are getting married.

1 1, I'm a little vulgar, a little strange, a little boring and a little cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

12, my life used to be dull, but since I have your company, it has become * * *, and this glass of water is hard to warm, and it is more sweet; Dear, I want to hold your hand, so sweet forever! Happy Valentine's Day.

13, I have your name in my mobile phone, just like your shadow in my heart. In every memorable day, you are destined to be remembered by me. I just hope my blessing can be sent to your heart. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, my hand is willing to put in your hand, shaking hands is as sweet as honey; My wish depends on your heart. My soul mate will never change. My eyes are willing to look at your eyes, looking at tenderness, and time and space will stop. Valentine's Day is coming, I wish you happiness.

15, my heart is a jewel, which blooms for you on lovers' night. It lasts longer than missing, sweeter than attachment, more romantic than family, brighter than joy, and more fragrant than kissing. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

16, my happiness is to live with you; My happiness is to walk hand in hand with you in the sunset; My happiness is to have every space where you exist. It's Valentine's Day again, and it's my satisfaction to miss your happiness!

17, my wish: to spend every Valentine's Day with you. My regret: no tears have been touched by other people's affectionate diaries, because I have been ordered by all your diaries. May you and I be happier and happier.

18, I'll wait for you. I am learning to be as strong as possible for the hug you owe me. I'm waiting for you, because you said you would hold my hand and run. I learned to cherish my hand, just for the moment when you gently hold it. Happy Valentine's Day!

19 I searched east, west, south, north, up, down, left and right, but I couldn't find my heart anywhere. I suddenly realized that my heart had been stolen by you.

20, my love for you can last forever, my love for you can travel through time and space, persistence is my promise to you, eternity is my oath to you, and my love for you will never change until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Honey, I love you!

2 1, my love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I must catch you.

22. My online love for you: click on your appearance, save my love, upload my concern, send "I love you", accept your response and connect our lives. Happy Valentine's Day! Love you forever!

I can't give you the best in the world, but I will definitely give you my best for one reason: I love you! Forever and ever! Trust me! Happy Valentine's Day, always happy!

24. I long for the sea. If I can, I want to be a sea, and you want to be a fish. I will keep you in my heart so that you will never leave me. I will take care of you all my life.

25. I hate you because I know the hate of love; I scold you because fighting or kissing is love; If I make you unhappy, it is all because of my love. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

26. I am wandering with the unmanned youth in the long river of years. The loneliness of the world of mortals once stopped me; The core of behavior was once full of loss; When I passed you by, I seemed to understand the true meaning of life and love.

I have decided to like you all my life, not yours, but mine. As long as I live, I will always like you. On Valentine's Day, those who really love you wish you happiness forever!

28. I traveled 300 years just to meet you. In a silver winter, snowflakes fill your arms. You said you couldn't help breaking into your world. I hope I can bring you a little sweetness! Happy Valentine's Day!

29. After thousands of generations, I tried my best to cross the Qian Shan. On Valentine's Day, I gather a thousand words to send a blessing. May you be sweet and happy forever!

I have no money and can't send you roses, but I have a sincere heart and pray for happiness and peace for you. Even when my energy is exhausted, I will turn into a meteor to light this eternal love. Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, our love is like a black and white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through the dark scene. Although everything has no ending, I will miss you with a gentle mood all my life.

32. Husband, you are the happiest man in the world! Have a wife who loves you, keep her promise to you all her life, and walk with you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

33. wife Today is your birthday. My husband can't spend the night with you, light candles or make a wish for you, but he has a thousand words from his heart? Ignite the blessing silently! Best wishes, happy birthday, wife.

34. You are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Happy birthday wife!

35. Our soul mates, our feelings, our respect for Qi Mei, our eternal love, our vows, our life is wonderful because of you. Happy birthday, dear! I wish you as carefree as a pig.

36. You are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, charming, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Love you forever, wife. Happy birthday!

37. Dear husband, I hope I can see your smile every day and don't bear too much pressure. I hope I can stay with you until your teeth fall out, no matter how stormy it is ahead, we can be together. Happy birthday, husband, I love you!

It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday, dear!

39. Thank you for giving me a warm support when I am tired; Thank you for making me smile when I cry. Dear husband, thank you for waiting silently by my side. Happy birthday!

40. Your generous and powerful shoulders depend on me, and I am no longer timid; You hold me tightly with your strong arms, and my world has become warm ever since. Today is the day when you were born many years later. Happy birthday, husband!

4 1, although I can't spend the night with you, I can't light candles for you, and I can't see your wishes, but my husband has a thousand words from the heart, silently lighting the blessings! Happy birthday, my wife. I hope you take care of yourself and have a good day!

42. Among thousands of people, meet the person you met. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, there is neither an early step nor a late step, only a gentle question: Happy birthday!

Countless touching moments have gathered in my heart into the most splendid scenery in my life. I believe that only you can give me such a special feeling.

44, deciduous winter solstice, friendship is like wine; The cold wind is biting, and there is no joy and no worry; Time flies, suddenly looking back, a greeting, alcohol cotton is still; Friendship is inseparable. I send this greeting with a smile: I wish you a happy holiday and happiness forever!

Happy birthday to my lover. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love makes my life complete.

46. When I saw you that day, I was holding a telephone pole with an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

47. Meeting you may be the arrangement of heaven, and everything is so natural. You came from the crowd and looked me up and down with deep eyes until my face turned red. You said simply: fortune telling is not.

48. Thinking is a field with red roses in my heart, beautiful and empty; Missing someone is sweet and lonely. When you miss each other, it is happiness. The Spring Festival is coming, and happiness is my gift to you!

49, the child's father, the baby misses you!

50. When meteors pass by, when candles are full of joy, when cakes share sweetness, at the node of your life, I pray that the four seasons will retain youth, the years will retain eternity, sweat will retain laughter, and life will remain calm. Happy birthday to my husband!

5 1, I walked through the mountains and rivers, and my feet were high and low. I have experienced ups and downs, but I still have to look for it. Life is busy, I have gained more or less, lost little by little, and the important thing is to be happy!

52. You are not a bestseller, but you are a classic in my eyes. You are very durable. I am willing to spend my whole life reading you.

53. You and I met, not by accident, but by fate; It is not a coincidence that you and I love each other, but we are destined to have love. Never regret the ups and downs, the stormy waves are not terrible, waiting forever.

54. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

55. The mouse strayed into the flower shop and was chased by Xiaohua Mall. Seeing that there was no way out, the mouse picked up a bunch of roses and prepared to resist. Xiaohua Mall saw it and said shyly, Sorry, I'm still young.

56, flowers are not fragrant, bees have the final say; Whether the cloud is beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; The grass is not green, and the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you depends on my heart. Whether to send a text message or not is, of course, my decision.

57. I have been afraid to say anything to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will never have a chance: you are really annoying ... likable, and you can't get tired of watching it!

58. I miss you so much! Oh, I accidentally sent it wrong. I sent it anyway. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

59. I always feel chest pain these days. I went to the hospital to check a film and found something in it. When I read it carefully, I thought I had recorded your name in the communication record, and I didn't know it was in my heart until today.

60. Have you ever heard of it? Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I brushed it in this life. Close friends like you and me, it seems that they didn't do anything in their last life, so they fucking turned back!

6 1, the figure waiting at dusk, the eternal expectation in the long night, the tears of missing when lonely, the declaration of loneliness when leaving, and the happy expression when thinking of you are all condensed in a deep miss. My heart has been sent, please sign for it with love!

62. Stick to the position of love and the original agreement; Although there were countless lives in the past, it was only with your heart; Rain or shine, I just want to join hands with you to create happiness!

63. The flowers are just right, the birds are singing and the sun is shining; Sleep, smile and eliminate fatigue; The phone rang and the message arrived. My lover took a closer look: I wish you a happy mood every day!

64. oh, my god Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin! Brilliant, it is sunshine; The red one is a lantern; Hot,

65. Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone cares about you. Please give my regards to the teacher. Bajie, are you okay?

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