Husband doesn't encounter troubles, and asks for a few humorous short messages to make him happy.

1. I saw you that day, holding a telephone pole and wearing an explosion head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

2. After returning from the Buddhist scriptures, the four married and began to consider their respective marriages. So they went on a blind date together and met a beautiful woman. As a result, Pig Bajie was selected. Tang Priest was puzzled. The woman said, you don't know much about romance. Friar Sand is puzzled. The woman said, "You have too many beards. Kissing people. " The Monkey King is more puzzled. The woman waved her hand and said, "You are so fickle!" Everyone asked, "Why can Pig Bajie?" The woman said, "Because Pig Bajie knows women's hearts best, the takeaway is safe and reliable!" "