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Find a strong person to collect quotes from Wang Tao of Live Football

WECN2008

1. Could it be that he was wondering whether nude photos would be posted online.

2. Can he score? Please listen to the breakdown next time (Shan Tianfang’s voice)

3. Huh? It's still a little short of the left foot flag. It is said that this player has just divorced, which has some influence.

4. This is a shot! Shoot! Shoot! (Bel Canto Tenor)

5. They have already suffered a miserable defeat today. If they don’t keep their spirits up, the basketball score will appear.

6. A shot was formed, but unfortunately it was too high, because of the Chinese players’ footwork.

7. Oops! Your feet are so ugly, please use Yongfu Yan Jie as soon as possible, ah! What? I took the wrong medicine, right?

8. Boxing, boxing, punching the ball out.

9. The referee believed that the ball was not a foul based on the Three Representatives Principle.

10. Their fans went crazy! (I started singing, haha)

11. Is this a shot or a way to vent anger? It’s so high that it can be called Chang’e 3.

12. A piece of paint was scratched off the door frame and the goal was not scored, but the shooter had to pay for it.

13. The ball floated out of the right baseline. What happened to the linesman? The linesman was knocked unconscious.

14. This game attracted the attention of Edison Chen, Gillian, and Cecilia Cheung.

15. This is Guo Qiu (Sichuan dialect)

16. As fast as lightning and stealing jingle bells, don’t let the world be filled with love. You have no business, beautiful shadow, beautiful shadow, I love you.

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PES6

1. This shot can only appear in the game, ah, yes, we are indeed in the game now

2. After knocking down several flying swallows, this shot rushed out of the atmosphere and flew into the universe. Change the ball.

3. This shot actually hit the right corner flag. I think this level is at most the level of a county-level football team.

4. Torasaki like Hinata Kojiro!

5. He's ready to try his luck!

6. It is said that he took a lot of Ant Lishen before today's game.

7. This is a dirty tackle from behind, which is expressly prohibited by FIFA!

8. Yellow card! The sentence is too lenient. Are you going to collect money?

9. Give him two words: Foul!

10. This shot shot down a plane. It is said that the plane was going to hit the White House. The President of the United States should thank him. There was no threat at all.

11. How to defend, this is simply giving a big gift to the opponent!

12. They beat the goalkeeper but lost against the post.

13. Being shoveled down! But the referee didn't make the decision! Alas, there is no way to watch this game. It is said that another channel is broadcasting Guo Degang's cross talk, please change the channel.

14. (Rooney's shot went wide). Ah, the head coach is pointing a gun at that player, calm down.

15. (The shot missed) It is said that the player has a squint.

16. His passing skills are elusive and his shooting skills are unsightly.

17. Their previous cooperation was obviously better than this last shot.

18. (The shot goes over the top) The local air raid siren was sounded.

19. His performance today was as if he had taken doping drugs. After the game, the doping control committee will definitely check him carefully.

20. (2 people pushing each other) Ah, these two people must have taken too much Huiyuan Shenbao.

21. Alas, he obviously has more ways to handle the ball, but he chose to fight alone.

This ball should be passed to a teammate.

22. The scoreboard tells us how easy it was for them to score today.

23. Is this also called shooting? I think it's more like a rescue.

24. It was a stupid tackle from behind, absolutely unnecessary.

25.

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26. At halftime, I think the head coach will also reprimand the players who performed better in the first half.

27. This is an epic goal! So wonderful! /This goal is enough to be recorded in history!

Live 8

The ball directly knocked down the bird flying in the sky

This ball! Suitable for masturbating!

Today he is like taking stimulants, of course we can’t say that!

This goal is not so much a shot as it is a clearance for the opponent!

This ball should be pushed or pushed...

The defensive player had to kick the ball out of the baseline. Corner kick - I kicked the ball out of the baseline without pressure... …

A very threatening shot - the ball was dozens of meters away from the goal

Before kick-off: The wife of the guest invited today gave birth to a baby, so she did not come. ; I originally had a commentary partner, but he went to the toilet during the game; The Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, wishing everyone a happy old age...

"My girlfriend is having her birthday, do you think you should give her one? Is Real Madrid's jersey good? ".........

Ha, here comes the foot to knock the mountain down to suppress the tiger

" His actions were completely awe-inspiring to the audience. Enjoy it! "Driving the ball flexibly." His feet are very delicate. What he says most is "good ball!" I can only say the same few words, and I strongly despise it!!

Perfect A fatal blow... Their high fighting spirit. I believe no team can defeat it.

"It's not about clearing the ball, it's better to pass the ball to the opponent"

This ball is very threatening

A corner kick was taken. The player who pointed the ball in front of him headed the ball and then the ball drew an arc and flew towards the blind spot.

At this time, the speaker shouted "One kick..."

"The person with the mobile phone number ending in XXXX sent a text message saying that my ideal is to be a professional player. .....I think the biggest thing...is to be able to play live football." Does being a player have something to do with playing live football... Han

"I saw Wang Tao and a girl from PP on the street that day. Is that your GF..."

Is this a very rude action foul?

Can't see clearly. Is there any physical contact? But it should be a foul

Oh~~~a yellow card!

A mid-range shot...

Shoot! ! ! ! ! !

Long shot! ! ! ! ! !

This shot is very threatening (bystander: the defender’s heart was in his throat)

The goalkeeper blocked the ball with his body/The goalkeeper blocked the ball with his body

The ball flies straight to the center of the door

Opportunity! ! !

Good shot! ! ! ! ! ! !

The goalkeeper took the ball and the players only escaped danger temporarily!

This is a completely unnecessary foul

A friend whose number ends in XXXX sent a text message and said: Well... we have a puppy at home who can also play football, but not Do you know where to place it? ... Wang: Huh? Do you want it to be included in the Chinese national team?

The final score was 2 to 1.

They defeated their opponent 1 to 0...

Speechless. ..

The two sides ended up in a tie due to two unfounded claims

Opening remarks: "Originally there was someone who partnered with me, but his wife gave birth to a child... ..."

."The goalkeeper made a wonderful save" The ball bounced back from the goal post...

2. "Super long "Shoot from a distance" just inside the penalty area.....

3. "Go a little further and you will score." The ball went over the crossbar..... ....

He also said that he invited Jay Chou but he did not come

Ask: "Why doesn't CCTV broadcast the Premier League?" Answer: "As a resource issue, you have to ask ESPN."